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averagejoel
12/25/20 12:03:51 AM
#1:


woke me up

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Turtlebread
12/25/20 12:04:29 AM
#2:


woke me up inside

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VipaGTS
12/25/20 12:04:40 AM
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sorry. i'll be quieter next time...

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SiO4
12/25/20 12:07:46 AM
#5:


You should throw open the sashes and see?
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BettyWhite
12/25/20 12:09:52 AM
#6:


I have a raccoon living in a tree in my yard it always skitters across my roof.

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MaxEffingBemis
12/25/20 12:10:40 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
woke me up inside
Cant woke up

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She took pity on me, horizontally, but most likely because of my band
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Lunar_Savage
12/25/20 12:10:46 AM
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We're 30 minutes behind, so we just kinda had to toss it down the chimney. I think I missed and it's on your roof. Or your neighbor's package is. Not sure. Good luck.

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Trevor_Belmont
12/25/20 1:22:02 AM
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It was probably Krampus.

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SrRd_RacinG
12/25/20 1:23:39 AM
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TerrifyingRei
12/25/20 1:23:43 AM
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MaxEffingBemis posted...
Cant woke up
woke me up inside

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Light the match, set my body ablaze!
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Ryven
12/25/20 1:27:04 AM
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Santa Fucking Claus, dropping fucking coal in your fucking sack cause you were jerking the fuck off way too fucking much this year.

Kidding.

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sktgamer_13dude
12/25/20 1:37:46 AM
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Its not Christmas yet tho, so its not Santa
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Yamla
12/25/20 1:40:51 AM
#14:


A person wanting to spy on Santa and maybe rob him
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ssj3vegeta_
12/25/20 1:50:50 AM
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MabusIncarnate
12/25/20 1:52:06 AM
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That was me escaping out of the window of your mom's room

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