Current Events > 12 Days of Christmas is objectively the worst Christmas song

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Damn_Underscore
12/23/20 9:06:05 AM
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literally a 12 line song made into a 78 line song (6.5x longer) by repeating the same lines over and over again

Also it's REALLY slow and boring musically so it goes on forever

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
12/23/20 9:07:27 AM
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My vote is for that stupid ass Paul McCartney song "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time"

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The Trent
12/23/20 9:07:36 AM
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tagged TC as "bird hater"

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The Trent
12/23/20 9:08:06 AM
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the john lennon song is in my bottom 3
nobody associates fear and war with christmas dude what are you doing with this fucking song

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Damn_Underscore
12/23/20 9:08:42 AM
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The Trent posted...
tagged TC as "bird hater"

a bird in da hand is worth 2 in da bush

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FrozenPie
12/23/20 9:08:44 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
My vote is for that stupid ass Paul McCartney song "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time"

nailed it
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Southernfatman
12/23/20 9:21:30 AM
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Out of the "classics", it's definitely the worst.

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pojr
12/23/20 9:22:34 AM
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What about the 12 pains of Christmas?
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The Trent
12/23/20 9:30:52 AM
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on the 1st pain of Christmas here's what i felt, you see
a throbbing pain pain in my knee

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BigHentaiBoobie
12/23/20 9:31:36 AM
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Last Christmas I gave you my heart is the absolute worst X-Mas song.
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cymbaline
12/23/20 9:34:50 AM
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FlVE GOLDEN RlNGS

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matteus70
12/23/20 10:28:09 AM
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The song is a grind.

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ghettoraider81
12/23/20 10:29:21 AM
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Christmas, fucking, Shoes

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TendoDRM
12/23/20 10:30:00 AM
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Nah, it's fun, and perfect for kids.

Agreed with Paul McCartney's song.

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PoundGarden
12/23/20 10:31:14 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
My vote is for that stupid ass Paul McCartney song "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time"

Came in to say this. Idgaf what charitable good he's done, it was undone with that song (I'd argue Wings as a whole but I digress). Fuck that man for bringing that song into this world.

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Scorsese2002
12/23/20 10:32:15 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
My vote is for that stupid ass Paul McCartney song "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time"


This and I love Paul McCartney, the verses start out good but when it gets to the chorus good Lord, want to stab my ears with a rusty screwdriver

Runner-up is Mariah Careys All I Want For Christmas Is You
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Turtlebread
12/23/20 10:32:48 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
My vote is for that stupid ass Paul McCartney song "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time"


this is one of the worst songs of all time

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ghettoraider81
12/23/20 10:39:17 AM
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Simply having a wonderful Christmas Time sucks. But at least it has a funny story behind it.

Paul wrote the song in like 45 minutes in his hotel room. He didnt even want to write a Christmas song but was asked to. So he did this half ass song.

Now he makes half a million dollars a year off of it.

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J03can
12/23/20 4:44:52 PM
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BigHentaiBoobie posted...
Last Christmas I gave you my heart is the absolute worst X-Mas song.
What an awful opinion

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Musourenka
12/23/20 4:46:51 PM
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BigHentaiBoobie posted...
Last Christmas I gave you my heart is the absolute worst X-Mas song.

This is the right answer.


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littlebro07
12/23/20 4:49:39 PM
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All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas

That one about the kid buying shoes for his dying mom

Hate them all

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Esrac
12/23/20 4:51:40 PM
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I hate 12 Days of Christmas.

Right up there with Frosty the Snowman and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer for worst Xmas songs.
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matteus70
12/23/20 4:55:54 PM
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I heard on the radio that according to a poll this is the worst xmas song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3DQdGMI2vo

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Esrac
12/23/20 4:59:03 PM
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Speak of the devil, we have Xmas music on here and 12 Days of Christmas just came on.
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Bleuets
12/23/20 4:59:35 PM
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You havent heard Christmas songs by Kelly Clarkson I take it.
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Damn_Underscore
12/24/20 5:26:53 PM
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bump

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FortuneCookie
12/25/20 4:21:50 PM
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Christmas Shoes says hi
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