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gunplagirl
12/22/20 3:49:10 AM
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You're minding your own business when some stranger decides to be a dick to you and ruin your life for years. Day in and day out, they make it worse and you can't do anything to stop them. Then one day out of the blue they offer you $600 to f off. Would you take the money?

In other news, what do you all plan on buying with your stimulus check?

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Flauros
12/22/20 4:03:53 AM
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Id take that money and keep on keeping on.

Im gonna put that right into the new gun fund.

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yunalenne10
12/22/20 4:30:42 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Then one day out of the blue they offer you $600 to f off.
Wait, they're paying me for them to leave me alone? Okay.

gunplagirl posted...
In other news, what do you all plan on buying with your stimulus check?
I'm going to buy some fancy dresses.

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gunplagirl
12/22/20 4:50:29 AM
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yunalenne10 posted...
Wait, they're paying me for them to leave me alone? Okay.

I'm going to buy some fancy dresses.
Pics of the dresses? I'll also accept Amazon links. @yunalenne10

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ffmasterjose
12/22/20 5:41:47 AM
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Saving it for a new Xbox Series X. I'm not behind on bills and $600 isnt even a full month of rent for me, so fuck it.

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indica
12/22/20 5:50:38 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
You're minding your own business when some stranger decides to be a dick to you and ruin your life for years. Day in and day out, they make it worse and you can't do anything to stop them. Then one day out of the blue they offer you $600 to f off. Would you take the money?

In other news, what do you all plan on buying with your stimulus check?
I was about to say, that's how I've felt about the government the last four years, but apparently that was your allegory

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yunalenne10
12/22/20 8:18:40 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Pics of the dresses? I'll also accept Amazon links. @yunalenne10
I have like 5 in mind from Macy's.

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DrizztLink
12/22/20 8:20:17 AM
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ffmasterjose posted...
Saving it for a new Xbox Series X. I'm not behind on bills and $600 isnt even a full month of rent for me, so fuck it.
It's pretty dope, I got one from the Black Friday sale.

I recommend getting the rechargeable controller port and packs, the controller has terrible battery life and the pack is like 30 bucks.

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