Poll of the Day > So my inlaws have branded me an atheist

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ScritchOwl
11/23/20 10:11:43 AM
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They came to this grand "realization"because I do not put up flags for july and memorial day, dont decorate for halloween, and do not decorate for christmas. So guys when did the did the definition change?

I mean I never got behind the cult of santa and that offends them. Especially when they give decorations and I choose not to use them. I mean where in the bible did it say "you shalt use 5 miles of christmas lights"

Anybody else go through this during the holidays also a god bless to the "when are you going to have kids sufferers in the lgbt or single communities"

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FatalAccident
11/23/20 10:30:27 AM
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Lol cult of Santa

you must be a barrel of laughs at Christmas

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PK_Spam
11/23/20 10:32:37 AM
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They probably call you an atheist because youre acting like this.

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ScritchOwl
11/23/20 10:35:48 AM
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FatalAccident posted...
Lol cult of Santa

you must be a barrel of laughs at Christmas

Actually I probably the one dressed in the santa costume. Its those peops that elevate him to jesus status for a month out of a year. I mean how can a person spit on vet for being lazy then claim tis the season

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trodi_911
11/23/20 11:50:26 AM
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Sounds like you're an atheist to me.

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Zeus
11/23/20 3:20:35 PM
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ScritchOwl posted...
They came to this grand "realization"because I do not put up flags for july and memorial day, dont decorate for halloween, and do not decorate for christmas. So guys when did the did the definition change?

Not decorating for Halloween is pretty fucked up, tbh >_>

What do you even keep in the spot where you'd put up your Halloween tree? A coat rack?


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ReturnOfFa
11/23/20 3:26:33 PM
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Meh, I relate to not wanting to jerk off every materialistic holiday. Even though I'm the psycho wrapping xmas lights around a tree mid-November.

I couldn't cope with inlaws that require pleasing. Or at least a partner that requires me to please their parents. Take it or leave it!

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ReturnOfFa
11/23/20 3:27:29 PM
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also I tried to read that last sentence but it made no sense

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GunslingerGunsl
11/23/20 3:34:42 PM
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FatalAccident posted...
Lol cult of Santa

you must be a barrel of laughs at Christmas
Santa is suspiciously close to Satan
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kukukupo
11/23/20 3:49:48 PM
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trodi_911 posted...
Sounds like you're an atheist to me.

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lihlih
11/23/20 3:52:38 PM
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ScritchOwl posted...


Actually I probably the one dressed in the santa costume. Its those peops that elevate him to jesus status for a month out of a year. I mean how can a person spit on vet for being lazy then claim tis the season


When did Santa ever spit on a vet for being lazy?
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Muscles
11/23/20 3:58:18 PM
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Well, are you an atheist?

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Firewerx
11/23/20 4:06:35 PM
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ScritchOwl posted...
I mean where in the bible did it say "you shalt use 5 miles of christmas lights"
Proverbs 8:17.

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Yellow
11/23/20 4:11:39 PM
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Yeah well Santa is mostly Pagan and the holiday is mostly a marketing gimmick. Jesus has nothing to do with bright lights on your house. Which is fine imo, the whole thing is just an excuse for a party and it's fun.

We are mostly atheists... but they still want me to put up lights. I'm looking for excuses not to. "Think of the electric bills!" What a pain in the ass.

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