Current Events > Chappelle jokes on SNL that COVID-19 kept 'murderous whites' from mass shootings

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Lebronwon 11/08/20 9:49:05 AM #1:	https://nypost.com/2020/11/08/chappelle-on-snl-covid-19-kept-murderous-whites-from-mass-shootings/ Dave Chappelle thanked God for the coronavirus pandemic during his Saturday Night Live opening monologue because it stopped murderous whites from committing mass shootings. A mass shooting every week. Anyone remember that? Thank god for COVID. Someone had to lock these murderous whites up, keep them in the house, he said to loud cheers and clapping from the audience he teased as being like a woke meeting. Chappelle, 47, also targeted poor white people who dont like wearing masks. What is the problem? You wear a mask at the Klan rally, wear it at the Walmart too, he said, adding, Wear your Klan hood at Walmart so we can all feel safe. Full monologue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un_VvR_WqNs --- Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7 <cite>Lebronwon posted [p:946903341] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>https://nypost.com/2020/11/08/chappelle-on-snl-covid-19-kept-murderous-whites-from-mass-shootings/ Dave Chappelle thanked God for the coronavirus pandemic during his Saturday Night Live opening monologue because it stopped murderous whites from committing mass shootings. A mass shooting every week. Anyone remember that? Thank god for COVID. Someone had to lock these murderous whites up, keep them in the house, he said to loud cheers and clapping from the audience he teased as being like a woke meeting. Chappelle, 47, also targeted poor white people who dont like wearing masks. What is the problem? You wear a mask at the Klan rally, wear it at the Walmart too, he said, adding, Wear your Klan hood at Walmart so we can all feel safe. Full monologue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un_VvR_WqNs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VipaGTS 11/08/20 9:49:45 AM #2:	when you're right you're right. --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." <cite>VipaGTS posted [p:946903364] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>when you're right you're right. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer 11/08/20 9:50:29 AM #3:	seems like he has some kind of personal problem with white people <cite>Kaiganeer posted [p:946903388] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>seems like he has some kind of personal problem with white people </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeantownHero 11/08/20 9:50:32 AM #4:	Chappelle was classic GOAT during that monologue. It was so good. --- Black In America https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1527-black-in-america <cite>BeantownHero posted [p:946903394] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>Chappelle was classic GOAT during that monologue. It was so good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 11/08/20 9:51:18 AM #5:	You know, this whole "White people bad!" thing is kinda what pushed Trumpism in the first place. --- IGN: Sun FC: 0061-0132-7564 <cite>tremain07 posted [p:946903409] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>You know, this whole "White people bad!" thing is kinda what pushed Trumpism in the first place. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 11/08/20 9:51:51 AM #6:	He's always been edgy but that monologue was down right racist. What happened to him? <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:946903419] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>He's always been edgy but that monologue was down right racist. What happened to him? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VipaGTS 11/08/20 9:52:33 AM #7:	Kaiganeer posted... seems like he has some kind of personal problem with white people no, he specifically said murderous white people. I don't like murderous white people either. murder is bad. --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." <cite>VipaGTS posted [p:946903433] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>Kaiganeer posted... </cite> <quote>seems like he has some kind of personal problem with white people </quote>no, he specifically said murderous white people. I don't like murderous white people either. murder is bad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MixedRaceBaby 11/08/20 9:54:03 AM #8:	Chappelle makes fun of black people in his comedy for years White people: LMAO HES SO FUNNY Chappelle makes fun of white people White people: THIS IS WHY TRUMP WAS ELECTED. CHAPPELLE IS A RACIST HACK!!!! --- For the mixed race babies! <cite>MixedRaceBaby posted [p:946903461] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>Chappelle makes fun of black people in his comedy for years White people: LMAO HES SO FUNNY Chappelle makes fun of white people White people: THIS IS WHY TRUMP WAS ELECTED. CHAPPELLE IS A RACIST HACK!!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kinetika_ 11/08/20 9:55:15 AM #10:	Chappelle makes jokes about all races --- PSN: PurifyNothing <cite>kinetika_ posted [p:946903495] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>Chappelle makes jokes about all races </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScazarMeltex 11/08/20 9:56:18 AM #11:	Yeah the people who were laughing their ass when he was making fun of the lgbtq community are now suddenly like "that's not funny". --- "If you wish to converse with me define your terms" Voltaire <cite>ScazarMeltex posted [p:946903521] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>Yeah the people who were laughing their ass when he was making fun of the lgbtq community are now suddenly like "that's not funny". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StarReaper13 11/08/20 9:56:27 AM #12:	You remember that one time a bunch of armed white people went around protesting? I can't believe that literally fucking happened. --- Ignore when people say that the title length is not important, that a title should just convey what the game is about. They're just jealous theirs isn't as long <cite>StarReaper13 posted [p:946903528] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>You remember that one time a bunch of armed white people went around protesting? I can't believe that literally fucking happened. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nothanks1 11/08/20 9:57:24 AM #15:	he'll learn just liek chris rock learned <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:946903555] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>he'll learn just liek chris rock learned</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 11/08/20 9:57:42 AM #16:	He mocks everyone, he was dogging black people for YEARS. Learn that the man gives no fucks about anyone and the difference between whites and murderous whites. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:946903565] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>He mocks everyone, he was dogging black people for YEARS. Learn that the man gives no fucks about anyone and the difference between whites and murderous whites. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Steve Nick 11/08/20 9:59:04 AM #17:	When adjusted for population percentages, white people commit mass-shootings at the same frequency that other races do, just fyi. --- This is my signature. <cite>Steve Nick posted [p:946903601] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>When adjusted for population percentages, white people commit mass-shootings at the same frequency that other races do, just fyi. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/08/20 10:09:14 AM #18:	I laughed, he gets a pass --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946903873] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>I laughed, he gets a pass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 11/08/20 10:10:27 AM #19:	specialkid8 posted... He's always been edgy but that monologue was down right racist. What happened to him? He's Dave Chappelle, ya nerd. Anyway I love how now all of a sudden Dave went TOO FAR on white people. Gtfoh --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:946903919] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>specialkid8 posted... </cite> <quote>He's always been edgy but that monologue was down right racist. What happened to him?</quote> He's Dave Chappelle, ya nerd. Anyway I love how now all of a sudden Dave went TOO FAR on white people. Gtfoh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 11/08/20 10:12:10 AM #20:	I r angry. --- an american werewolf in orbit city <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:946903964] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>I r angry. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 11/08/20 10:12:42 AM #21:	Damn, some people commenting here need to lighten up. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:946903974] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>Damn, some people commenting here need to lighten up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 11/08/20 10:14:57 AM #22:	Kaiganeer posted... seems like he has some kind of personal problem with white people I know several people that have met him and Ive been following his entire career, its no secret hes not a big fan of white people. --- https://imgur.com/ZFt3WwT http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:946904026] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>Kaiganeer posted... </cite> <quote>seems like he has some kind of personal problem with white people </quote>I know several people that have met him and Ive been following his entire career, its no secret hes not a big fan of white people. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssjevot 11/08/20 10:15:34 AM #23:	People who accuse other people of being snowflakes deepy offended by comedian making jokes. --- Favorite Games: BlazBlue: Central Fiction, Street Fighter III: Third Strike, Bayonetta, Bloodborne thats a username you habe - chuckyhacksss <cite>ssjevot posted [p:946904041] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>People who accuse other people of being snowflakes deepy offended by comedian making jokes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 11/08/20 10:18:53 AM #24:	tremain07 posted... You know, this whole "White people bad!" thing is kinda what pushed Trumpism in the first place. Nah. It was the tried and true political tactic of Get people who feel disenfranchised on your side by saying a specific group is the cause of your problems. Tell the people that a specific group is the root of your problems, and what you will do to eliminate that problem. It happened with the Irish in the middle of the 19th century. Hitler did it with the Jews. McCarthyism was rampant in the 1950s. Trump did it with Mexicans in 2016. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:946904119] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>tremain07 posted... </cite> <quote>You know, this whole "White people bad!" thing is kinda what pushed Trumpism in the first place.</quote> Nah. It was the tried and true political tactic of Get people who feel disenfranchised on your side by saying a specific group is the cause of your problems. Tell the people that a specific group is the root of your problems, and what you will do to eliminate that problem. It happened with the Irish in the middle of the 19th century. Hitler did it with the Jews. McCarthyism was rampant in the 1950s. Trump did it with Mexicans in 2016. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 11/08/20 10:21:26 AM #25:	What if they went from guns to getting infected and just went around spreading it --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:946904186] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>What if they went from guns to getting infected and just went around spreading it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
scar the 1 11/08/20 10:22:07 AM #26:	Ah yeah, Hitler, McCarthy and Trump, famous comedians belonging to marginalized ethnicities --- Stop being so aggressively argumentative for no reason. - UnfairRepresent <cite>scar the 1 posted [p:946904198] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>Ah yeah, Hitler, McCarthy and Trump, famous comedians belonging to marginalized ethnicities </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 11/08/20 10:24:52 AM #27:	ssjevot posted... People who accuse other people of being snowflakes deepy offended by comedian making jokes. You really hate to see it Also a reminder to the pearl necklace clutchers that sound like they just found out about Dave Chappelle, remember that time he vanished from his extremely popular show because he felt that even he was starting to go too far making fun of black people to the public with that pixie sketch. Fun times --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:946904281] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>ssjevot posted... </cite> <quote>People who accuse other people of being snowflakes deepy offended by comedian making jokes.</quote>You really hate to see it Also a reminder to the pearl necklace clutchers that sound like they just found out about Dave Chappelle, remember that time he vanished from his extremely popular show because he felt that even he was starting to go too far making fun of black people to the public with that pixie sketch. Fun times </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maze_ 11/08/20 10:26:04 AM #28:	Breaking news: Comedian makes jokes More at 11 --- When the going gets tough, the tough go have a little cry in the corner. "Your mustache is crooked" ~ R.I.P Randy Savage. <cite>Maze_ posted [p:946904311] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>Breaking news: Comedian makes jokes More at 11 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IdiotMachine 11/08/20 10:30:16 AM #30:	Chappelle knows rules also don't apply to him and takes advantage of it (like him smoking indoors, for all shows he's done). --- https://imgur.com/XNEdLrJ <cite>IdiotMachine posted [p:946904424] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>Chappelle knows rules also don't apply to him and takes advantage of it (like him smoking indoors, for all shows he's done). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 11/08/20 10:32:59 AM #31:	So hilarious. I cant imagine woke Twitter is enjoying this --- https://imgur.com/NvktIWl <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:946904502] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>So hilarious. I cant imagine woke Twitter is enjoying this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 11/08/20 10:38:34 AM #32:	Please leave the poor white man alone, he's suffered enough :( --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:946904641] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>Please leave the poor white man alone, he's suffered enough :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Taharqa_ 11/08/20 10:38:53 AM #33:	tremain07 posted... You know, this whole "White people bad!" thing is kinda what pushed Trumpism in the first place. Nah, the preservation of white hegemony was one of the main driving factors of Trumpism. --- "If you want to move fast, practice slowly...if you want to move like lightning, practice in stillness." <cite>Taharqa_ posted [p:946904646] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>tremain07 posted... </cite> <quote>You know, this whole "White people bad!" thing is kinda what pushed Trumpism in the first place.</quote> Nah, the preservation of white hegemony was one of the main driving factors of Trumpism. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 11/08/20 10:39:21 AM #34:	As expected, Twitter is losing it over the women jokes and him smoking a cigarette on stage lol --- https://imgur.com/NvktIWl <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:946904666] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>As expected, Twitter is losing it over the women jokes and him smoking a cigarette on stage lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IdiotMachine 11/08/20 10:40:35 AM #35:	darkprince45 posted... As expected, Twitter is losing it over the women jokes and him smoking a cigarette on stage lol I don't care about the jokes, since he's a comedian, but smoking on stage? Come on. --- https://imgur.com/XNEdLrJ <cite>IdiotMachine posted [p:946904702] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>darkprince45 posted... </cite> <quote>As expected, Twitter is losing it over the women jokes and him smoking a cigarette on stage lol</quote>I don't care about the jokes, since he's a comedian, but smoking on stage? Come on. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VipaGTS 11/08/20 10:42:41 AM #36:	Person says actual racist thing: "IT WAS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE GEEZ LIGHTEN UP" Chappelle calls out mass shooters who are white (you know, the majority of mass shooters in America): UGH WHY DOES HE HATE WHITE PEOPLE! The fragility of some lol. --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." <cite>VipaGTS posted [p:946904752] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>Person says actual racist thing: "IT WAS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE GEEZ LIGHTEN UP" Chappelle calls out mass shooters who are white (you know, the majority of mass shooters in America): UGH WHY DOES HE HATE WHITE PEOPLE! The fragility of some lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 11/08/20 10:44:03 AM #37:	I thought the whole piece was hilarious, the Chris Christie bit had me in stitches --- Oda break tracker 2020- 8 (8) \| THE Ohio State: 2-0 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 4-3 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:946904794] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>I thought the whole piece was hilarious, the Chris Christie bit had me in stitches</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VipaGTS 11/08/20 10:46:36 AM #39:	dr_strangelove posted... he often smokes onstage- even did it at the kennedy center when he got an award . some comedians drink onstage -big deal Eh, i don't really care but you can't compare it to drinking. Smoking actually affects everyone else in the room and near by him. Drinking doesn't unless he gets so drunk that he attacks someone lol. --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." <cite>VipaGTS posted [p:946904853] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>dr_strangelove posted... </cite> <quote>he often smokes onstage- even did it at the kennedy center when he got an award . some comedians drink onstage -big deal</quote>Eh, i don't really care but you can't compare it to drinking. Smoking actually affects everyone else in the room and near by him. Drinking doesn't unless he gets so drunk that he attacks someone lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AsucaHayashi 11/08/20 10:49:44 AM #40:	"come get your n word lessons!!" X F D --- http://abload.de/img/pcgamingxtuvt.jpg https://imgur.com/9Yv0R2Z <cite>AsucaHayashi posted [p:946904942] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>"come get your n word lessons!!" X F D </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 11/08/20 10:50:07 AM #41:	I forgot to watch it so tag and thanks for posting --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington <cite>Machete posted [p:946904958] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>I forgot to watch it so tag and thanks for posting</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unknown5uspect 11/08/20 10:51:29 AM #42:	Oh now it's too much? Lmfao y'all jokes too. --- #Riot2020 Eat The Rich <cite>Unknown5uspect posted [p:946904990] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>Oh now it's too much? Lmfao y'all jokes too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 11/08/20 10:51:54 AM #43:	Imagine not understanding Dave's humor by now. --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:946905000] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>Imagine not understanding Dave's humor by now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Oatcakes 11/08/20 10:54:50 AM #44:	Wonder what the overlap of people who say "I see, it's ok to bash white people!" and "you're not allowed to say things like this anymore" are. --- F.C. Stokalona https://imgur.com/CJ0dPBq <cite>Oatcakes posted [p:946905089] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>Wonder what the overlap of people who say "I see, it's ok to bash white people!" and "you're not allowed to say things like this anymore" are. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 11/08/20 10:58:37 AM #45:	Oatcakes posted... Wonder what the overlap of people who say "I see, it's ok to bash white people!" and "you're not allowed to say things like this anymore" are. Lol. That reminded me of the "Tropic Thunder (2008) couldn't be made in 2020 people are way too sensitive" crowd --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:946905213] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>Oatcakes posted... </cite> <quote>Wonder what the overlap of people who say "I see, it's ok to bash white people!" and "you're not allowed to say things like this anymore" are.</quote>Lol. That reminded me of the "Tropic Thunder (2008) couldn't be made in 2020 people are way too sensitive" crowd </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeyondWalls 11/08/20 11:20:03 AM #46:	I was just surprised that NBC didnt censor the N-word once. I was watching live and I was like, wait, is this ok now? Black people are allowed to drop the N bomb on TV now? --- END OF LINE <cite>BeyondWalls posted [p:946905885] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>I was just surprised that NBC didnt censor the N-word once. I was watching live and I was like, wait, is this ok now? Black people are allowed to drop the N bomb on TV now? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 11/08/20 11:58:21 AM #47:	I didn't think it was particularly funny, but he raised a lot of potent points. "I can't even say something true without a punchline about it." The dancing and hamburger bits got a good chuckle out of me though. --- You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. -Misattributed to CS Lewis <cite>Squall28 posted [p:946907076] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>I didn't think it was particularly funny, but he raised a lot of potent points. "I can't even say something true without a punchline about it." The dancing and hamburger bits got a good chuckle out of me though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Snake07 11/08/20 12:00:35 PM #48:	Was hilarious, people need to lighten the fuck up --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle <cite>Solid Snake07 posted [p:946907152] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>Was hilarious, people need to lighten the fuck up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePhantomMedic 11/08/20 12:03:31 PM #49:	Oh so now whites are oppressed now? Get iver it. Its a joke <cite>ThePhantomMedic posted [p:946907247] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>Oh so now whites are oppressed now? Get iver it. Its a joke </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 11/08/20 12:15:52 PM #50:	"Sorry Lorne, I thought this was a comedy show." The whole thing was funny but that little comment cracked me up. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:946907671] in Chappelle ... [t:79094994]...</cite> <quote>"Sorry Lorne, I thought this was a comedy show." The whole thing was funny but that little comment cracked me up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Chappelle jokes on SNL that COVID-19 kept 'murderous whites' from mass shootings