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philsov 10/28/20 10:46:36 AM #51: |
*Junior Sushi chef goes out to the parking lot to ask for help from Senior chef to cut up the blowfish*
"Sir, we need your skilled hands!" *Senior chef is in the backseat getting frisky with Mrs. Krabauple* "My skilled hands are busy!" --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pojr 10/28/20 10:48:34 AM #52: |
"I'm not gonna lie to you marge"
--- pojr I summon it. You spell it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BuckVanHammer 10/28/20 10:49:24 AM #53: |
tastes like burning
pretty much 75% of Ralph's lines... --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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J03can 10/28/20 10:49:37 AM #54: |
Hooray!
--- Jerry, it's Frank Costanza!!! Mr Steinbrenner's here George is dead - call me back!!!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 10/28/20 10:53:32 AM #56: |
OH. MY. GOD!! TRAMAPOLINE! TRABAPOLINE!!
*drives furiously down the road, sees a car backing out into the road* 'Oh no you don't, that trampoline is MINE!' *rams other car onto its side* --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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burns112233 10/28/20 10:59:28 AM #57: |
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TheMikh 10/28/20 11:03:21 AM #58: |
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FairySportyOne 10/28/20 11:14:12 AM #59: |
"To find Flanders, I just have to THINK like Flanders"
*Brain*: "I'm a big 4-eyed lame-o. I wear the same stupid sweater everyday and I---" "THE SPRINGFIELD RIVER!" --- Ohhhh boy! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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InTheEyesOfFire 10/28/20 11:16:37 AM #60: |
>Soviet Union? I thought you broke up?
>Yes! Thats what we wanted you to think! Hahahahaha! Kinda hits a bit close still these days. --- I should not walk so a child may live. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Target 10/28/20 11:17:29 AM #61: |
I need the biggest seed bell you have. No thats too big.
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HBKick18 10/28/20 11:19:31 AM #62: |
"Put it in H!"
--- Proud fan of the worst team in American professional sports history: the Chicago Cubs. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FairySportyOne 10/28/20 11:24:53 AM #63: |
Blue_Target posted...
I need the biggest seed bell you have. No thats too big.One of my personal faves...lmao "Cmon Marge, it's like kissing a peanut! MMMwah...mwaaah" --- Ohhhh boy! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Serious Cat 10/28/20 11:32:15 AM #64: |
One of my favorite exchanges, and it's cut in syndication:
https://youtu.be/YIFc1FUYYYk --- I are Serious Cat This is serious thread ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ProboBum 10/28/20 11:44:13 AM #65: |
"Hi principal Skinner, hi Super Nintendo Chalmers, I'm learnding."
--- Wild ARMs is still the best JRPG series in my opinion and we desperately need a new game in the series! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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opopopza 10/28/20 12:06:11 PM #66: |
"Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!"
--- Can you say David Hasselhoff? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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apple1986 10/28/20 1:03:07 PM #67: |
"Gym? What's a gym?! Ohhh...a gym..."
--- I wanted ooorange, it gave me lemon-lime - Gunther Hermann ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zeus 10/28/20 1:51:51 PM #68: |
EnterTheTekken posted...
Also, sad commentary: A majority of the quotes we cite are secluded in 7-9 seasons, which leaves about 23-24 seasons of a bunch of nothing. Well, most people stopped watching early on, have likely seen the early episodes more times (making them easier to remember and quote), and the most popular episodes are from that same time frame. One of my favorite episodes is Halloween of Horror where I can remember a lot of stuff that cracked me up, but I haven't seen it enough times yet to truly quote it (partly because it hasn't been out as long). Then one of my favorite Treehouse segments is "The Fat in the Hat" (which I've seen maybe 8 times and I struggle to remember "The Fat in the Hat has some anger issues and some very unusual political views," which, in isolation, isn't terribly funny either -- and that's the other thing I mentioned earlier. When you try to take one line in isolation (rather than an exchange of dialogue between characters), it's a lot harder) --- (\/)(\/)|-| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 10/28/20 2:23:29 PM #69: |
Eh, I watched most episodes. I watched every single one up to season 30. Then I started to really dislike it and only watched a few episodes. I liked Undercover Burns in season 32 though.
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runewalshPSiv 10/28/20 2:33:38 PM #70: |
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.
--- I tore my mind on a jagged sky ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pandamonic 10/28/20 2:46:25 PM #71: |
Gosh, that cheese looks good. Think I could grab it before that anvil hits?
I don't know, Chief. It's a million to one. I like those odds! *anvil hits* My mistake was grabbing the cheese. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 10/28/20 3:51:41 PM #72: |
You can buff that out. You can buff that out. Thats a factory error. Psh, thats supposed to be on fire.
Actually that episode reminded me of another really funny part Lisa: Weve discovered a way out. Push the gray brick in the back of the fireplace. Homer: Sweet freedom, here I- AAAAH! Lisa: Put out the fire first... --- Bun bun :3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 10/28/20 3:54:57 PM #74: |
Crash posted...
"Ah, what a fine looking barbecue. *moves magazine out of view* Why doesn't mine look like that?!"English side ruined...Must use French instructions. Le grill? What the hell is that?! --- Bun bun :3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Returning_CEmen 10/28/20 3:55:10 PM #75: |
Skiner: Be still my foolish heart
or Moe: And Penis is Russian for...? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pojr 10/28/20 4:05:43 PM #76: |
ProboBum posted...
"Hi principal Skinner, hi Super Nintendo Chalmers, I'm learnding."I forgot about this line. literally laughed out loud the first time I heard "super nintendo chalmers" --- pojr I summon it. You spell it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigtiggie23 10/28/20 4:10:10 PM #77: |
"Canada? Why would you want to leave America and go to America Jr.?"
--- If reading my posts gives you an erection lasting longer than four hours, you're welcome. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zeus 10/28/20 4:20:30 PM #78: |
Zeus posted...
Can't really pick, but -- if we're just doing one line rather than an exchange -- for now I'll go with: Actually, changed my mind. I'm going to go with "You can run, but you can't glide!" https://i.imgur.com/buqaD61.mp4 --- (\/)(\/)|-| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FairySportyOne 10/28/20 5:07:00 PM #79: |
Probably the best one:
Maaaa--rrgee open your eyes! *Has gun pointed at her* --- Ohhhh boy! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FairySportyOne 10/28/20 5:07:13 PM #80: |
I swear Marge! I never thought you'd look in the Vegetable Crisper!!
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ModLogic 10/28/20 5:09:12 PM #81: |
do not touch willie.
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FairySportyOne 10/28/20 5:10:17 PM #82: |
"Homer those were our -special- vegetables from our special garden..."
*Willie is making out with a rake* --- Ohhhh boy! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom Clark 10/28/20 5:11:14 PM #83: |
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__aCEr__ 10/28/20 5:12:31 PM #84: |
George Burns was right. Show business is a hideous bitch-goddess.
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Medussa 10/28/20 5:13:27 PM #85: |
"it's an illuuuuuuuusion"
*waves fingers through rusted out pot* --- Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now! fluffy-butt fluffy-butt oh fluffy fluffy fluffy fluffy-butt *pop* bum-bum-bum-bum ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EnterTheTekken 10/28/20 5:14:01 PM #86: |
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Serious Cat 10/29/20 3:19:55 AM #87: |
"There's no air in space."
"There's an air 'n' space museum." --- I are Serious Cat This is serious thread ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bevan306 10/29/20 3:23:10 AM #88: |
If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker
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YugiNoob 10/29/20 3:29:11 AM #89: |
I'm a man of few words. Any questions?
--- Bun bun :3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gmanthebest 10/29/20 3:39:14 AM #90: |
Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax
Dad, that's the homeowner tax Either way, I'm still outraged --- What do I feel when I shoot an enemy? Recoil. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 10/29/20 3:45:48 AM #91: |
gunshot
Bart: Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a zombie? --- If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 10/29/20 3:46:58 AM #92: |
I've never had to call my own company.
--- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 10/29/20 9:43:54 AM #93: |
Marge, can you set the oven to 'cold?'
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masterpug53 10/30/20 7:27:05 AM #94: |
Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur...
AHHH!! Uh...my director's telling me not to talk to you anymore... Woo-hoo! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Serious Cat 10/30/20 11:49:31 AM #95: |
"No, Lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor! and its time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!"
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nevershine 10/30/20 12:07:52 PM #96: |
"Bonus Eruptus is a terrible condition where the skeleton tries to leap out the mouth and escape the body."
--- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mysterio400 10/30/20 12:13:55 PM #97: |
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Notti 11/01/20 5:56:19 AM #98: |
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MrResetti 11/01/20 6:29:26 AM #99: |
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Cthulhu_Fhtagn 11/01/20 6:33:28 AM #100: |
Lisa reading Homer's invite: Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B stands for BYOBB.
Bart: What's that extra B for? Homer: That's a typo. Homer reading Mr. Burns' phone messages to him: You have 30 minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have 30 minutes to move your cube. *Phone rings* Homer: Hello? Mr. Burns: Is it about my cube? --- Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn ... Copied to Clipboard!
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