Current Events > What's your favorite line in The Simpsons?
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YugiNoob 10/28/20 1:27:00 AM #1: |
"The shoe size calibrator is for measuring feet and NOTHING ELSE!"
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crowkillers 10/28/20 1:33:47 AM #2: |
"5 days? But I'm mad now"
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Shotgunnova 10/28/20 1:36:43 AM #4: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ7pOlUDrxE
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MC_BatCommander 10/28/20 1:38:07 AM #5: |
I call the big one Bitey
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sabin017 10/28/20 1:39:24 AM #6: |
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Wetterdew 10/28/20 1:40:37 AM #7: |
Moe "I'll have you know I wrote the BOOK on love"
grampa abe as a love tester machine "yeah....all quiet on the western front" --- rip to all the animals killed in wildfires. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 10/28/20 1:42:56 AM #8: |
"So I says, blue m&m, red m&m, they all wind up the same color in the end."
--- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DD Divine 10/28/20 1:48:55 AM #9: |
Bart- with a broken leg Ill miss summer
homer- when youre old and have job youll miss every summer. --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigtiggie23 10/28/20 1:51:26 AM #10: |
Milhouse: "No way Bart. If I lean over I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral."
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Freddie_Mercury 10/28/20 1:51:41 AM #11: |
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Verdekal 10/28/20 1:52:50 AM #12: |
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SwayM 10/28/20 1:55:32 AM #13: |
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EnterTheTekken 10/28/20 2:02:05 AM #14: |
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MabusIncarnate 10/28/20 2:02:07 AM #15: |
My cat's breath smells like cat food.. and basically most of Ralph's one liners.
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WizardofHoth 10/28/20 2:03:57 AM #16: |
Willie: Im getting bad at this.
One of the Treehouse episodes from Simpsons season 2, 3, 4 5 or 6 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Middle hope 10/28/20 2:05:28 AM #17: |
How did malt liquor mommy die?
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tigerslashII 10/28/20 2:07:59 AM #18: |
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Schwarz 10/28/20 2:10:06 AM #19: |
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
or "We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..." --- Punk ass rat boy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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berlyman101 10/28/20 2:11:40 AM #20: |
It's like my dad always said: eventually, everybody gets shot. - Moe
Such a wtf line but it works on a visceral level. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ffmasterjose 10/28/20 2:13:44 AM #21: |
DD Divine posted...
Bart- with a broken leg Ill miss summer Just rewatched this episode recently and this line KILLED me. Didnt remember it from watching the show when I was younger so it was basically new to me --- Your new reigning and defending Guru Champion is azuarc! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FairySportyOne 10/28/20 2:13:59 AM #22: |
The ultimate best:
"We understand Homer...after all, we are from the land of Chocolate." "Mmmm...land of Chocolate" *Eats dog* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOziWm_MJ9k --- Ohhhh boy! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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yunalenne10 10/28/20 2:15:48 AM #23: |
1) Do it for her.
2) Release the hounds. --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 10/28/20 2:30:41 AM #24: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
My cat's breath smells like cat food.. and basically most of Ralph's one liners.Me fail English? That's unpossible! --- Bun bun :3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkprince45 10/28/20 2:31:29 AM #25: |
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JeDDyD 10/28/20 2:33:03 AM #26: |
Oh, I have 3 kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and 3 money!?
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Smashingpmkns 10/28/20 2:42:25 AM #27: |
Flanders: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all...
Homer: AH! Stupid sexy Flanders --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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action52 10/28/20 3:17:05 AM #28: |
"Have you been up all night eating cheese?"
--- When I was a boy and I saw scary things in the news, my mother would say to me: Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping. -Fred Rogers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cobalt_Wasps 10/28/20 3:19:33 AM #29: |
Mrs. Lovejoy: "we're talking about S-E-X! in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!"
Krusty: "Sex Cauldron? i thought they closed that place down?!" --- there is no authority but yourself ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slmcknett 10/28/20 3:26:37 AM #30: |
My name is Mr. Snrub and I come from... someplace far away! Yes, that'll do.
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BlockAddition 10/28/20 3:29:28 AM #31: |
Work is for chumps
I'm proud of you boy! I was twice your age when I worked that one out --- kwijibo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ryven 10/28/20 4:03:06 AM #32: |
'Stop the presses!'
*Machines shut down* 'Okay start the presses!' 'That takes FOUR HOURS!' 'Eh, whatever. I'll be at Moe's.' --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zeus 10/28/20 4:22:48 AM #33: |
Can't really pick, but -- if we're just doing one line rather than an exchange -- for now I'll go with:
"Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!" --- (\/)(\/)|-| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nukazie 10/28/20 4:24:47 AM #34: |
doh
--- is this an eiko chamber where saying otherwise is an immediate intervention - zane's dagger ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom Clark 10/28/20 4:31:15 AM #35: |
Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer : New glasses? Marge : No. He looks like something might be disturbing him. Homer : Probably misses his old glasses. Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him. Homer : Yeah, and then we'd get the chair. Marge : That's not what I meant. Homer : It was, Marge. Admit it. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WizardofHoth 10/28/20 4:32:55 AM #36: |
"Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?"
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dotsdfe 10/28/20 4:47:37 AM #37: |
https://youtu.be/F1wD0NWvCic
Not Lenny! --- Winner of the Third Hacked User Contest. World's #1 Phoenix Wright fan. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kuwab0 10/28/20 4:59:20 AM #38: |
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UnfairRepresent 10/28/20 5:00:40 AM #39: |
Tom Clark posted...
Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?I was gonna post this lol --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Buu_88 10/28/20 5:01:32 AM #40: |
The entire episode of "Marge vs the Monorail"
Bart: "Think harder Homer" Or the entire episode of "Worst Episode Ever" Hibbert: "You've had what we call a cardiac episode" Comic Book Guy: "Worst Episode ever" But if we're just saying random ones then the one that always comes to mind is "Bears can't talk Eddie" --- Rehab is for quitters. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wii_Shaker 10/28/20 5:03:40 AM #41: |
"Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me".
--- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeadBankerDream 10/28/20 5:15:02 AM #42: |
"C'mon Homer, Japan will be fun. You liked Rashomon."
"That's not how I remember it." --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stalolin 10/28/20 5:32:00 AM #43: |
I cant even choose. Almost anything from seasons 3-9.
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Philip027 10/28/20 5:39:48 AM #44: |
"You killed the zombie Flanders!"
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hakujo 10/28/20 6:16:59 AM #45: |
"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkaBT-u7qn8 --- Stop reading me without consent. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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argonautweakend 10/28/20 6:24:43 AM #46: |
GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE
uh, Aurora Borealis! Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? Yes! May I see it? No. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kami_no_Kami 10/28/20 6:37:27 AM #47: |
https://youtu.be/lvM8E-5z41k
The little toy man line always has me rolling. Also, Wait a minute, theres a lemon behind that rock! Or, Dramatization. May not have happened. or Its a ring toss game So many choices. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funcoland 10/28/20 6:42:06 AM #48: |
"Bart, do you want to see my new chainsaw and hockey mask?!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmZ-bJcSTh4&ab_channel=electricpotato --- NNID: MisterNoOne | PSN: The_Mistled ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bluezero 10/28/20 7:39:44 AM #49: |
Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
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EnterTheTekken 10/28/20 10:14:27 AM #50: |
Also, sad commentary: A majority of the quotes we cite are secluded in 7-9 seasons, which leaves about 23-24 seasons of a bunch of nothing.
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