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pinky0926
10/27/20 3:16:35 PM
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  • Free healthcare
  • No fixed term leases, just give 28 days notice any time
  • Voting at 16
  • Naebody gives a fuck if you do drugs polis included, just don't be a t***
  • top patter
  • Not gonnae get shanked by the polis any time soon
  • tories can get tae fuck

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Poop2
10/27/20 3:17:29 PM
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that highway the drove though on the grand tour was gorgeous though...

i loved the part about scots frying everything. had no idea you all did that.
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DK9292
10/27/20 3:17:55 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Not gonnae get shanked by the polis any time soon
You outed yourself, you poser.

No one in Scotland says "shanked". It's "chibbed".

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MeIon Bread
10/27/20 3:18:17 PM
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Why don't you move to somewhere in England, then? Or go to America, or wherever?

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Irony
10/27/20 3:20:01 PM
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Loch Ness monster asking for tree fitty

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ThePurrrfectMan
10/27/20 3:20:54 PM
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Hearts or Hibbies, mate?
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pinky0926
10/27/20 3:21:06 PM
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Poop2 posted...
that highway the drove though on the grand tour was gorgeous though...

i loved the part about scots frying everything. had no idea you all did that.

Only because scots don't know how to cook at all

Honestly the state of most kitchens here and what people have in them

DK9292 posted...
You outed yourself, you poser.

No one in Scotland says "shanked". It's "chibbed".

XD

Honestly havent heard chibbed in years but it's been a while since I was in glasgow

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treewojima
10/27/20 3:21:11 PM
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It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English; I don't, they're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, pinky0926, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
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Smashingpmkns
10/27/20 3:21:36 PM
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Damn I want to live in Scotland
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Questionmarktarius
10/27/20 3:21:36 PM
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Deep fried pizza.

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pinky0926
10/27/20 3:22:10 PM
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ThePurrrfectMan posted...
Hearts or Hibbies, mate?

True story: I was about to shag a bird one night - was gonna be the easiest tinder hook up of all time - and she asked me that by text and I lost all interest in shagging her and ghosteed

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Poop2
10/27/20 3:22:56 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Deep fried pizza.
mother of coronaries
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pinky0926
10/27/20 3:24:44 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Deep fried pizza.

This is that thing that's always in the corner of the chip shop warmer and even at 4am after a night out at the garage am I fuck calling that a scran

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luigi13579
10/27/20 3:33:57 PM
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You get a laugh at some of the absurdity that goes on here as well.

https://i.imgur.com/r8nbKZo.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/kp6Y6Mc.jpg

ThePurrrfectMan posted...
Hearts or Hibbies, mate?
The Sellick (but not right now lol).
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Phynaster
10/27/20 3:35:03 PM
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Vegan haggis and tattie scones

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Were_Wyrm
10/27/20 3:38:05 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzG_J7RCGS0

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