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UnfairRepresent
10/22/20 7:11:08 AM
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Your 16.9 year old son was an average teenage boy with C grades and typical hobbies and activities.

When out of the blue he completely changes. He gets super involved in politics, locally, nationally and globally. Joined groups, wears slogan wristbands, attends rallies, Keeps railing on you about how bad the 1% and military industrial complex are and how wrong it is to have billionaires and starvation in the same square mile. How healthcare should be a human right and how bad religion is.

His room is now tidy, his temperament is now completely different .

You ask him what brought on all these changes and he says:

"Nothing changed, I just thought about things is all. Anyway Natasha is here, I gotta go!"

You look out the window and see this:



Now it all makes a lot more sense

How do you react?
What do you do?

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Chadwick69
10/22/20 7:15:53 AM
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I ask if Natasha has a sister.
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TicketOak
10/22/20 7:16:39 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What do you do?
I yell at her for improperly holding that gun.

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UnfairRepresent
10/22/20 7:17:29 AM
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TicketOak posted...
I yell at her for improperly holding that gun.
Yeah actually, that's a really fair point

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Garlands_Soul
10/22/20 7:18:17 AM
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Probably nothing, it's his life.

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Master_Bass
10/22/20 7:22:58 AM
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Probably inwardly shake my head if this was just to impress a woman. Good for him if he keeps at it if they break up, though.

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Turbam
10/22/20 7:52:46 AM
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I keep my son locked up in my basement and seduce Natasha but wait until she is age of consent

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StarReaper13
10/22/20 7:56:58 AM
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Nah I'm not letting my kid go out with a girl who plays around with firearms like that.

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Solid Snake07
10/22/20 8:03:43 AM
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Take away his car, phone, computers, ect.

I'd hate for him feel conflicted with all those things that are the product of evil capitalism.

We can sell them and donate the proceeds to the to the IRS like good comrades

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UnfairRepresent
10/22/20 8:05:36 AM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Take away his car, phone, computers, ect.

I'd hate for him feel conflicted with all those things that are the product of evil capitalism.

We can sell them and donate the proceeds to the to the IRS like good comrades
I think this will just push him further

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Background_Guy
10/22/20 8:08:03 AM
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Good for him....?
How insecure would I have to be to care?
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gamestunner
10/22/20 8:13:12 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Your 16.9 year old son was an average teenage boy with C grades and typical hobbies and activities.

When out of the blue he completely changes. He gets super involved in politics, locally, nationally and globally. Joined groups, wears slogan wristbands, attends rallies, Keeps railing on you about how bad the 1% and military industrial complex are and how wrong it is to have billionaires and starvation in the same square mile. How healthcare should be a human right and how bad religion is.

His room is now tidy, his temperament is now completely different .

You ask him what brought on all these changes and he says:

"Nothing changed, I just thought about things is all. Anyway Natasha is here, I gotta go!"

You look out the window and see this:



Now it all makes a lot more sense

How do you react?
What do you do?
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Compsognathus
10/22/20 8:19:26 AM
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I was a libertarian when I was his age so who the fuck am I to judge his teenage political decisions?

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UnfairRepresent
10/22/20 8:30:49 AM
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Compsognathus posted...
I was a libertarian when I was his age so who the fuck am I to judge his teenage political decisions?
was it to impress a girl?

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Beemo_Season11
10/22/20 8:51:58 AM
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Nice
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The O RLY Owl
10/22/20 8:52:01 AM
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I'd ship him to Siberia.

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Compsognathus
10/22/20 9:56:38 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
was it to impress a girl?
Nope. I really believed it. I actually find that worse.

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Solution_45
10/22/20 10:01:56 AM
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Wonder where I failed as a parent
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Shablagoo
10/22/20 10:02:23 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
and how bad religion is.

FYI you dont have to hate religion to be a socialist. That famous Marx quote, religion is the opiate of the masses is rendered in full as such:

"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people".

Karl Marx smoked opium. When he said this, he wasnt indicting religion.

Check out r/RadicalChristianity to see a group of Christian socialists.

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UnfairRepresent
10/22/20 10:04:11 AM
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Compsognathus posted...
Nope. I really believed it. I actually find that worse.
really?

You find learning and growing and experimenting with ideas you think make sense worse than just trying to get your end away?

I'd say consciously or not, trading ideology for someone else is worse than believing In an ideology for its values

I mean unless were talking like racism or something

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UnfairRepresent
10/22/20 10:04:49 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
Check out r/RadicalChristianity
No thanks

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Shablagoo
10/22/20 10:05:41 AM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Take away his car, phone, computers, ect.

I'd hate for him feel conflicted with all those things that are the product of evil capitalism.

We can sell them and donate the proceeds to the to the IRS like good comrades

Will you then tell him your definition of the word famine? Because were all still waiting on it in the other topic.

UnfairRepresent posted...
No thanks

Youre welcome

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divot1338
10/22/20 10:05:54 AM
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Wear a condom!

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IShall_Run_Amok
10/22/20 10:15:26 AM
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I'll make sure he's committed to both the relationship and the cause.

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masterpug53
10/22/20 10:16:07 AM
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'Just don't turn into a far right dipshit when she breaks your heart, son.'

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UnfairRepresent
10/22/20 10:56:39 AM
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masterpug53 posted...
'Just don't turn into a far right dipshit when she breaks your heart, son.'
Oh I think we both know that's inevitable

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SolidShadow3
10/22/20 11:00:46 AM
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16.9 years old, huh?

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FortuneCookie
10/22/20 11:02:15 AM
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I mean, yeah, that's usually what brings about a social or political change in a teenage boy.

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UnfairRepresent
10/22/20 11:03:30 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I mean, yeah, that's usually what brings about a social or political change in a teenage boy.
Damn, Natasha gets around

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KyerWiz
10/22/20 11:19:55 AM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Whys she got a gun if hes so left?
Americans are weird equating guns to a political position.
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UnfairRepresent
10/22/20 11:20:08 AM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Whys she got a gun if hes so left?

JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Whys she got a gun if hes so left?
Horseshoe theory

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Paragon21XX
10/22/20 11:34:18 AM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Whys she got a gun if hes so left?

"Every Communist must grasp the truth, 'Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.' Our principle is that the Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party."
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skermac
10/22/20 12:25:19 PM
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it might be just an act to get the girl

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Shablagoo
10/22/20 12:39:37 PM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Whys she got a gun if hes so left?

The left supports gun ownership. Weird question.

https://socialistra.org/

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IShall_Run_Amok
10/22/20 12:53:05 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
The left supports gun ownership. Weird question.

https://socialistra.org/
I'd go so far as to say that suppressing gun ownership of working class people is a distinctly right wing trait,

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realnifty1
10/22/20 12:58:10 PM
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that's not a socialist that's a communist
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coh
10/22/20 1:07:35 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
The left supports gun ownership. Weird question.

https://socialistra.org/
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Barber102
10/22/20 1:30:43 PM
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Id probably be happy i wouldnt have to clean up his jizz socks anymore because he decided to clean his own room without it being a form of punishment or having to tell him to clean his own room.

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skermac
10/22/20 2:06:03 PM
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i would say congrats on doing anything to get the girl

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/22/20 2:28:10 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
I'd go so far as to say that suppressing gun ownership of working class people is a distinctly right wing trait,
Your dead wrong on that, the right is as pro gun as it gets, the people who have always been strong supporters of gun control, banning guns, and making it bullshit expensive is the left. The last shooting had a fuck ton of left wing people wanting to ban all guns.

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UnfairRepresent
10/22/20 2:46:04 PM
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skermac posted...
i would say congrats on doing anything to get the girl
Even paying her?

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IShall_Run_Amok
10/22/20 2:52:15 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Your dead wrong on that, the right is as pro gun as it gets, the people who have always been strong supporters of gun control, banning guns, and making it bullshit expensive is the left. The last shooting had a fuck ton of left wing people wanting to ban all guns.
Pretty sure most of those people were liberals, who are centrist at best. Right-wing philosophies, on the other hand, by nature keep weaponry out of the hands of working people when it's convenient, since it inhibits their ability to defend themselves against capitalism and imperialism. There is, of course, many historical precedents for this.

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garan
10/22/20 3:16:45 PM
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Isn't she holding the type of assault rifle that most people on the far left want to ban?
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Solid Snake07
10/22/20 7:30:51 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
Will you then tell him your definition of the word famine? Because were all still waiting on it in the other topic.


I would, but apparently stating obvious facts that upset people is moddable trolling now.

So I'll abstain from hurting anyone else's delicate sensibilities

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HagenEx
10/22/20 7:32:03 PM
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No pussy is worth going that far into crazyland

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An_Actual_Chad
10/22/20 7:36:51 PM
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I become disappointed that my son is not an ass man.

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Shablagoo
10/22/20 8:37:23 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
I would, but apparently stating obvious facts that upset people is moddable trolling now.

Ah ok, well Ill help ya out; heres the definition since you seemed not to know what it is:

famine

NOUN

extreme scarcity of food.


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