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Alpha218
10/20/20 11:31:16 PM
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https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/jeb-bush-picks-horrible-night-to-start-twitch-channel/

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. Famously unremarkable politician and former presidential nominee Jeb Bush began his new Twitch stream tonight in an unprecedented failure, debuting the same evening as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortezs record breaking stream of the hit game Among Us, which featured fellow politicians and streaming celebrities.

Well this isnt going at all how Id planned, said Bush, several minutes into his own abysmal game of Among Us with various Republican politicians. Lets just play the game, Jeb. Its fun. Its video games. I guess uh Scott Walker is pretty sus. I didnt I didnt see him do the, uh garbage shit, this is really, really sad. Even for me, this sucks.

Please sub, Bush said to conclude his stream, which had dwindled to three viewers.

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Phynaster
10/20/20 11:32:02 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
Please sub, Bush said to conclude his stream, which had dwindled to three viewers.
Maybe I'm just delirious and a lil tipsy but lmao

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pegusus123456
10/20/20 11:34:05 PM
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Alpha218 posted...


Well this isnt going at all how Id planned, said Bush, several minutes into his own abysmal game of Among Us with various Republican politicians. Lets just play the game, Jeb. Its fun. Its video games. I guess uh Scott Walker is pretty sus. I didnt I didnt see him do the, uh garbage shit, this is really, really sad. Even for me, this sucks.

Please sub, Bush said to conclude his stream, which had dwindled to three viewers.
Why am I so sad for Jeb Bush <_<

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