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FLOUR
10/18/20 2:50:09 AM
#1:


Is is as bad as the last two? I felt the Force Awakens was the regurgitated spawn of the originals and the Last Jedi was freshly minted dog crap.

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IloveJesus
10/18/20 2:52:32 AM
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It makes you realise that the last two aren't as terrible as a Star Wars film can be.

It's genuinely awful all the way through.

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SolidShadow3
10/18/20 2:53:02 AM
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It's as good as dipping your chips in toothpaste.

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King Rial
10/18/20 2:53:04 AM
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I didn't bother watching any of the news ones. I'm done with the series. I'm not mad, and I don't hate on the new ones or anyone that watches them. I'm just done.

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tainted_emerald
10/18/20 2:59:06 AM
#5:


I've seen the original trilogy.

Then Episodes 1 and 2.

And Episode 9.

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UnholyMudcrab
10/18/20 2:59:32 AM
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Wii_Shaker
10/18/20 3:06:22 AM
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Episode 9 still makes me angry. Daisy Ridley's acting is great but the writing is absolute trash.

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DeadBankerDream
10/18/20 3:07:11 AM
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It's so bad it's difficult to categorize it as a movie rather than a visual representation of a landfill.
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Jabodie
10/18/20 3:14:14 AM
#9:


It's worse. I personally think it's the worst numbered SW.

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KnightofShikari
10/18/20 3:34:40 AM
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it's pretty bad since it's trying to meld the 2 different visions of 7 and 8 into something cohesive

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CelestialVoices
10/18/20 1:28:13 PM
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it was a lot of fun tbh
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Ving_Rhames
10/18/20 1:29:36 PM
#12:


IloveJesus posted...
It makes you realise that the last two aren't as terrible as a Star Wars film can be.

It's genuinely awful all the way through.


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EzeDoesIt
10/18/20 1:31:23 PM
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CelestialVoices posted...
it was a lot of fun tbh

Yeah, Im not saying the movie was good, but it was still fun. I think TFA was the best of the ST.

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Proto_Spark
10/18/20 2:18:12 PM
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So if you don't care the slightest bit about Star Wars and just want a fun space action movie that you can stop caring about 15 minutes after the movie ends, its fine. Its got a lot of stupid fan service moments trying to pander that you won't get, but it didn't work with any of the fans either so who cares.

As the final movie in the ST, its terrible, since it basically tries to crap all over everything episode 8 tried to set up. and Episode 7 didn't establish enough things to have an enjoyable follow up. Same idea if you consider it the actual end of the "Skywalker saga".

Add the countless stories of studio interference, there's very little that you should be hopeful for going in. And this is coming from someone who really liked both episode 7 and episode 8.
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NightMarishPie
10/18/20 2:19:49 PM
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9 is absolutely horrendous. Almost zero redeeming qualities.

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IShall_Run_Amok
10/18/20 2:26:06 PM
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Its still better than the prequel trilogy, but not nearly as good as the previous two entries, and it easily has some of the most painful bits of business in the franchise.

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Master_Bass
10/18/20 2:28:34 PM
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tainted_emerald posted...
I've seen the original trilogy.

Then Episodes 1 and 2.

And Episode 9.
Episode 3 is the best of the prequels. I would have skipped either 1 or 2 if you had to skip.

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