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No_U_L7
10/17/20 11:44:54 PM
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I wonder what my parents want

I haven't been back there in like 2 years lol
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Smackems
10/17/20 11:45:32 PM
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Family home?

Or family home?

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No_U_L7
10/17/20 11:46:19 PM
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Smackems posted...
Family home?

Or family home?


Wat
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Shotgunnova
10/17/20 11:49:31 PM
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Parents: take the first carriage home

TC:


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Oeoeo23
10/17/20 11:53:06 PM
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Most likely its an intervention because of the condoms
Bye bye inheritance, you are getting disowned

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No_U_L7
10/17/20 11:53:40 PM
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Oeoeo23 posted...
Most likely its an intervention because of the condoms
Bye bye inheritance, you are getting disowned


Fuck...I forgot about the condoms. Oh well, I dont need their money
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El Mexicano Texano
10/18/20 1:52:09 AM
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Last time I got laid that wasn't with the wife was at a family reunion.

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008Zulu
10/18/20 1:53:56 AM
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You got a girl pregnant, and is now trying to weasel her way in to the family.

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Kajagogo
10/18/20 1:54:57 AM
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It's a horror movie trap. Don't go.

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ShineboxPhil
10/18/20 1:55:09 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
I wonder what my parents want

I haven't been back there in like 2 years lol
Son, your free loading days in the basement are over. It's time you get a job.

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No_U_L7
10/18/20 1:59:34 AM
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ShineboxPhil posted...

Son, your free loading days in the basement are over. It's time you get a job.


so i havent been home in 2 years yet i somehow live in my parents basement...?
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CanuckCowboy
10/18/20 2:54:12 AM
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Summoned? And your cant just not go?

are you a demon?

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CanuckCowboy
10/18/20 3:00:20 AM
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new thought: tcs entire gimmick is just pretending to be chad radwell from scream queens.

This actually fits

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No_U_L7
10/18/20 3:06:14 AM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Summoned? And your cant just not go?

are you a demon?


i can do anything i want...that doesnt mean it's the smart move

CanuckCowboy posted...
new thought: tcs entire gimmick is just pretending to be chad radwell from scream queens.

This actually fits


damn, i wish, then id get to bang a girl as hot as whats her face
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Arcanine2009
10/18/20 3:22:07 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
I wonder what my parents want

I haven't been back there in like 2 years lol
Have your parents been good to you? Be grateful they are still alive and spend as much time as you can with them, or you'll have a shit ton of regrets. My dad is dying and likely won't make it to see 2022.

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No_U_L7
10/18/20 3:33:42 AM
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Arcanine2009 posted...

Have your parents been good to you? Be grateful they are still alive and spend as much time as you can with them, or you'll have a shit ton of regrets. My dad is dying and likely won't make it to see 2022.


They were absolutely awful to me growing up but better lately
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Arcanine2009
10/18/20 3:41:28 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
They were absolutely awful to me growing up but better lately
Sorry to hear that. But they seem to learn from their mistakes and want to connect afain. Nobody knows when their time is up. I was lucky enough to have immigrant parents that did the best they could for me with what they knew.Wish I spent more time with my dad, especially when he wanted to spend more time with me while I was off in my own world. Now he has brain cancer and it hurts seeing him depressed and not even being able to take care of himself. I wouldn't wish that I'm anyone.

Hold on to your family and always be there for them. They will be there for you when friends come and go. And friends that treat you like family, hold on to them...

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No_U_L7
10/18/20 3:57:16 AM
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Arcanine2009 posted...

Sorry to hear that. But they seem to learn from their mistakes and want to connect afain. Nobody knows when their time is up. I was lucky enough to have immigrant parents that did the best they could for me with what they knew.Wish I spent more time with my dad, especially when he wanted to spend more time with me while I was off in my own world. Now he has brain cancer and it hurts seeing him depressed and not even being able to take care of himself. I wouldn't wish that I'm anyone.

Hold on to your family and always be there for them. They will be there for you when friends come and go. And friends that treat you like family, hold on to them...


damn, ok that is heartfelt advice
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YourDrunkFather
10/18/20 4:04:39 AM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
Last time I got laid that wasn't with the wife was at a family reunion.

You must vote Republican

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