Poll of the Day > Did you ever noticed how men always leave the toilet seat up?

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Ogurisama
10/16/20 8:46:56 PM
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wolfy42
10/16/20 8:58:07 PM
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I mean, I have almost never peed while standing, with the exception of waking up and having to pee while semi hard/hard (mostly when younger), as I need to be able to basically aim that thing downward and sitting wouldn't work well.

Meanwhile peeing while sitting means you don't have to touch your junk, and if you do have to poo anytime soon, sitting down on a toilet will generally get that done at the same time (but if you stand, you might not notice till an hour or so later).

Finally if you live with women (I was married most of my life) it just stops there from ever being an occasion where you leave the seat up in the first place (btw, you ALSO have to actually raise the freaking seat, which means touching it, to pee).

In pretty much every way I find it more sanitary to just sit and piss.

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JigsawTDC
10/16/20 9:05:51 PM
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I've lived with mostly girls and women most my life, so I never leave the seat up.
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JOExHIGASHI
10/16/20 9:36:14 PM
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Scooby doo can doo doo but jimmy carter is smarter

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wwinterj25
10/16/20 10:02:25 PM
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I think both men and woman are prone to this. Seat down with the lid on isn't hard to do.

wolfy42 posted...
I mean, I have almost never peed while standing

Whoa....

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LinkPizza
10/16/20 10:06:31 PM
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I always try to close the toilet completely, if possible...
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wolfy42
10/16/20 10:08:41 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
I think both men and woman are prone to this. Seat down with the lid on isn't hard to do.

Whoa....


Well, I never liked peeing in front of other people, so I usually use a stall to pee instead of a urinal (unless none was available). Also I was not circumsized as a baby, so I got wiggle it more than just a little bit to get it dry if I do it standing up. Sitting I just sit for a bit, and it drips dry just fine.

I mean, if hiking or something, I'll pee behind a bush standing up for sure, or if it's like a gas station or something (an emergency is about the only time I'd use such a toilet), and the toilet is disgusting....I'll certainly not sit on it (heck I'll avoid enter the stall and use the urninal if there is on in that case).

But yeah, just always seemed to make sense to sit to pee for me even when I was really young (Before I got married).

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Wanded
10/16/20 10:09:07 PM
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JigsawTDC posted...
I've lived with mostly girls and women most my life, so I never leave the seat up.
same

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wwinterj25
10/16/20 10:30:34 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
Well, I never liked peeing in front of other people

Doesn't bother me.

Also I was not circumsized as a baby

Good. It's not common over here to do that.


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SpeedDemon20
10/16/20 10:31:19 PM
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If it's a public restroom, toilet seat goes up!

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SunWuKung420
10/16/20 11:30:04 PM
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No. I close the lid before flushing always.

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DirtBasedSoap
10/16/20 11:40:37 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
I have almost never peed while standing
fuck, i love the internet

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wolfy42
10/16/20 11:49:44 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
fuck, i love the internet


Lol, that would like be an awesome epitaph on a gravestone.

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BlackJackCat
10/17/20 12:39:52 AM
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wolfy42 posted...
I have almost never peed while standing

A person who doesn't sacrifice his personal comfort for social norms. I can respect that.

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Smiffwilm
10/17/20 2:09:05 AM
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"You suck, McOgurisama!"

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ChaosAzeroth
10/17/20 3:20:13 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
I always try to close the toilet completely, if possible...

I'm in a house full of cats, so this tbh.
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DocDelicious
10/17/20 5:07:23 AM
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I've lived with more women that leave the toilet "open" than men.
The women I've lived with will generally leave the seat down, but the cover up.

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Endgame
10/17/20 5:17:10 AM
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No.

......Because I don't.
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trodi_911
10/17/20 7:29:34 AM
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When you try to do a Simpsons quote but start an actual discussion.

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kukukupo
10/17/20 7:40:59 AM
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I have never, ever understood the whole toilet seat up issue. Can females not put the seat down themselves? Are they somehow incapable so we need to move the seat up, and then down?
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papercup
10/17/20 8:16:35 AM
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Im a man, I dont think Ive ever left the seat up.

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LeetCheet
10/17/20 8:58:27 AM
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As a man, I always sit down and pee.
What I really hate though is when the thing touches the inside of the bowl.
Why haven't we made toilets that takes sitting guys into account?

Kinda sexist to not give guys extra space for their junk for when they sit on the toilet.
What is it with this Neanderthal crap?
I thought we were a progressive species.
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Revelation34
10/17/20 8:28:59 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
No. I close the lid before flushing always.


Yeah. You don't want to inhale alcohol fumes.

kukukupo posted...
I have never, ever understood the whole toilet seat up issue. Can females not put the seat down themselves? Are they somehow incapable so we need to move the seat up, and then down?


Too lazy I guess.
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Zedonra
10/18/20 2:02:50 AM
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I always sit while peeing at home too, it's much less risky to make a mess (esp if you splitstream your pee somehow...rare as that is.

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Blightzkrieg
10/18/20 2:10:27 AM
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wwinterj25
10/18/20 2:31:26 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
Yeah. You don't want to inhale alcohol fumes.

I mean the lid on when you flush stops getting germs out if nothing more.

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Veedrock-
10/18/20 10:31:26 AM
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TC tells a joke, people turn it into discussion

Sensitive-ass men.

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OhhhJa
10/18/20 11:08:00 AM
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Don't you hate when girls leave the toilet closed and you don't notice and just accidentally pee all over the lid?!
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JOExHIGASHI
10/18/20 11:45:01 AM
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i leave the toilet seat down to practice my aim

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Lokarin
10/18/20 11:48:30 AM
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What I don't get is why women lift the toilet seat to hover-poop

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robbobmur
10/18/20 12:14:52 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
I mean the lid on when you flush stops getting germs out if nothing more.

If the splashback germs can reach the seat , they reach the lid.
And then when you sit at the next time , the base of your back usually touches the lid, unless you leave your shirt tail close to your ass when you do your business.
You raise both the seat and lid when flushing, then close both.
The lid is to keep stuff out , not germs in.
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zebatov
10/18/20 12:58:41 PM
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Apparently not everybody gets it.




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Ogurisama
10/18/20 1:01:31 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
"You suck, McOgurisama!"
*fires gun into audience*
Now here's my Woody Allen impersonation... "I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls."

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LeetCheet
10/18/20 1:10:12 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Smiffwilm posted...
"You suck, McOgurisama!"
*fires gun into audience*
Now here's my Woody Allen impersonation... "I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls."


Hey that really sucked!
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Wanded
10/18/20 1:22:04 PM
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isn't peeing while putting the seat up something only kids do? why not just pee into the toilet while the cover is down

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wwinterj25
10/18/20 1:44:31 PM
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Veedrock- posted...
Sensitive-ass men.
My arse isn't that sensitive. I still don't wipe with sandpaper....

robbobmur posted...
the base of your back usually touches the lid

The fuck...

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OhhhJa
10/18/20 2:37:57 PM
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Wanded posted...
isn't peeing while putting the seat up something only kids do? why not just pee into the toilet while the cover is down
I always thought it was so you didn't have sprinkles splash back onto the seat
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wwinterj25
10/18/20 5:50:29 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
I always thought it was so you didn't have sprinkles splash back onto the seat
I put both the seat and lid up to pee, seat and lid down when flushing. Unless a gal I don't see why I'd pee any other way while using a toilet.

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ChaosAzeroth
10/18/20 5:53:48 PM
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robbobmur posted...
the base of your back usually touches the lid

TIL I sit on the toilet weird. Because it absolutely does not. Ever.
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wwinterj25
10/18/20 5:57:48 PM
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ChaosAzeroth posted...
TIL I sit on the toilet weird. Because it absolutely does not. Ever.
Yeah. I don't understand how that's possible.

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Metalsonic66
10/18/20 5:59:54 PM
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I leave it up. Yolo bitch

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Revelation34
10/18/20 6:39:56 PM
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zebatov posted...
Apparently not everybody gets it.






Who the hell welcomes strangers?
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Metalsonic66
10/18/20 8:28:43 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Who the hell welcomes strangers?
Good Christians

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Revelation34
10/18/20 8:32:20 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...

Good Christians


Separation of church and state so welcoming strangers shouldn't be a law.
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Metalsonic66
10/18/20 8:34:17 PM
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Yes, that's the point.

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zebatov
10/19/20 10:39:00 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Who the hell welcomes strangers?

Someone who looks like her seventh husband left the toilet seat up again.

FYI that kants brother hates her, too, and she doesnt understand why.

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xjayguyx
10/20/20 12:36:07 AM
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wolfy42 posted...
I mean, I have almost never peed while standing, with the exception of waking up and having to pee while semi hard/hard (mostly when younger), as I need to be able to basically aim that thing downward and sitting wouldn't work well.

Meanwhile peeing while sitting means you don't have to touch your junk, and if you do have to poo anytime soon, sitting down on a toilet will generally get that done at the same time (but if you stand, you might not notice till an hour or so later).

Finally if you live with women (I was married most of my life) it just stops there from ever being an occasion where you leave the seat up in the first place (btw, you ALSO have to actually raise the freaking seat, which means touching it, to pee).

In pretty much every way I find it more sanitary to just sit and piss.

Lmfao wow..
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