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A5modeu5
10/14/20 9:58:53 AM
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AirFresh
10/14/20 10:00:32 AM
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I'm going to be quoting the soon to be iconic line: "This is officially above my paygrade" for years to come.

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AloofHermit
10/14/20 10:00:56 AM
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looks lame

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VonOrdelia
10/14/20 10:01:50 AM
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AloofHermit posted...
looks lame
So pretty accurate

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Garioshi
10/14/20 10:06:34 AM
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AirFresh posted...
I'm going to be quoting the soon to be iconic line: "This is officially above my paygrade" for years to come.
Not as iconic as "We like Guardians of the Galaxy now"

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Zikten
10/14/20 10:08:43 AM
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Why couldn't they just make it like the games? I've never even played a Monster Hunter but even i got annoyed watching that. I know its supposed to be a medieval setting and that people from earth are not involved. Just make it about people from that world. Why the hell does earth need to be part of it?
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Jagr_68
10/14/20 10:11:31 AM
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0:54
"So what, we some kinda Guardians of the Galaxy?"

Wrong fucking movie dipshit marine. Fuck this movie, hope it bombs hard.

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EzeDoesIt
10/14/20 10:13:02 AM
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Its insane to me that, with education being more widespread than ever, movies like this are still (justifiably) expected to be viable by studios.

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Gheb
10/14/20 10:28:49 AM
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It's worse than I was expecting.

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Ricemills
10/14/20 10:38:24 AM
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fuck Mila J and her husband.

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HagenEx
10/14/20 10:39:19 AM
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Fuck Paul Anderson.

That's all.

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FortuneCookie
10/14/20 10:41:40 AM
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Toho? The company that makes Godzilla?

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MC_BatCommander
10/14/20 10:55:08 AM
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Why did the guy say they were the Guardians of the Galaxy

Also Diablos looked cool

Why did the Rathian/los (couldn't tell) do a super hero landing

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Gheb
10/14/20 10:55:45 AM
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Also that is like a super gold crown Rathalos.

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Ricemills
10/14/20 11:08:52 AM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Why did the guy say they were the Guardians of the Galaxy

subversion. when people was expecting the lame line of "what, we are some kind of monstee hunter now", they subverting it to another franchise.

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Mr_Karate_II
10/14/20 11:14:19 AM
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He's gonna fuck it up exactly like he did with the live action Resident Evil movies.

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Alteres
10/14/20 11:27:23 AM
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What. The. Fuck. was that.

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Blbmbr666
10/14/20 11:34:37 AM
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The guy with the rifle also closes the wrong eye to look down scope.

Amazing.

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Dragon239
10/14/20 11:47:16 AM
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Honestly hilarious.

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brotrrwinner
10/14/20 12:02:58 PM
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Even as someone who never played Monster Hunter, I can tell that is a complete travesty

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Jagr_68
10/14/20 12:06:20 PM
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Ricemills posted...
fuck Mila J and her husband.

Nah Milla is alright. Paul Anderson is a jerkoff.

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Prestoff
10/14/20 12:09:42 PM
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Paul Anderson only hit gold with the first Mortal Kombat movie, which was alright for a video game movie made back in the 90's. Ever since that movie, he's been making nothing but shitty video game movies that does nothing to help video game films from having the stigma of being shitty.

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RedJackson
10/14/20 12:14:10 PM
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THE BIGGER THEY ARE

THE HARDER TO KILL

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WizardofHoth
10/14/20 12:20:14 PM
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im watching a video clip of some trailer for the Monster Hunter movie.

Dual blades being used on a Rathalos or the Diablos?

You need a long sword or a great sword if youre gonna fight something that big
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AngelsNAirwav3s
10/14/20 12:21:38 PM
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WizardofHoth posted...
im watching a video clip of some trailer for the Monster Hunter movie.

Dual blades being used on a Rathalos or the Diablos?

You need a long sword or a great sword if youre gonna fight something that big

No, you just need to git gud

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CosmicShadows
10/14/20 12:23:28 PM
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I'm going to still watch it.
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NeoShadowhen
10/14/20 12:24:52 PM
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While this is not what I would have wanted to see from this franchise, I was expecting it to be a lot worse.
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Panthera
10/14/20 12:43:50 PM
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Honestly I'm a bit disappointed, with all that I've heard about this trailer I was expecting it to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Instead it was only the dumbest thing I've seen this week.

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MC_BatCommander
10/14/20 12:47:12 PM
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WizardofHoth posted...
im watching a video clip of some trailer for the Monster Hunter movie.

Dual blades being used on a Rathalos or the Diablos?

You need a long sword or a great sword if youre gonna fight something that big

Every weapon is viable, though some are more effective than others in certain situations. I don't like the dual blades myself but the basic Rath monsters are really easy so any weapon is fine

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discodancer77
10/14/20 12:53:22 PM
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Never played Monster Hunter, but apparently theyre pretty light on story. Theres probably not a whole lot they couldve done, so I think bringing in people from our normal earth to the MH World is a decent enough idea, gives them a goal (get back home, or something) and also allows for expository dialogue for the audience (since these troops are new to the world)

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MC_BatCommander
10/14/20 12:57:04 PM
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discodancer77 posted...
Never played Monster Hunter, but apparently theyre pretty light on story. Theres probably not a whole lot they couldve done, so I think bringing in people from our normal earth to the MH World is a decent enough idea, gives them a goal (get back home, or something) and also allows for expository dialogue for the audience (since these troops are new to the world)

Yeah a fish out of water story makes sense, I just hate the dialogue in the trailer and they'll probably spend way too much time showing military weapons not work on the monsters with only a little bit of actual MH weapon combat like at the very end.

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WizardofHoth
10/14/20 12:57:05 PM
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the plot of modern day people transported over to a fantasy world its been done before. Especially in the 1990s movie that involve humanoid kangaroos, martial arts and the bad guy wearing black like he stepped out from Neverending Story.

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Guerrilla Soldier
10/14/20 1:04:00 PM
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lol.

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spanky1
10/14/20 1:34:25 PM
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My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
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Nazanir
10/14/20 1:49:09 PM
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What the fuck were they thinking.

They just took the monsters from MH to cash in on nostalgia, but tried to change the setting to appeal to a wider audience?

I mean, who is this movie for? Not for the actual fans, because they butchered the history of MH, but also not for general moviegoers because they don't get the nostalgia aspect of the MW franchise while also making the movie look generic as fuck.

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UnholyMudcrab
10/14/20 1:49:51 PM
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pulsatingjam
10/14/20 2:07:41 PM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
He's gonna fuck it up exactly like he did with the live action Resident Evil movies.
They were amazing, at least the ones he directed.

Paul W.S Anderson is a brilliant auteur director. This should be good
Prestoff posted...
Paul Anderson only hit gold with the first Mortal Kombat movie, which was alright for a video game movie made back in the 90's. Ever since that movie, he's been making nothing but shitty video game movies that does nothing to help video game films from having the stigma of being shitty.
His films are a deliberate critique and reflection on video games. They're not supposed to be straight adaptations.
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WizardofHoth
10/14/20 2:21:06 PM
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Movies that have already done the transporting modern day people into an alternate world or in the past

Warriors of Virtue
Forbidden Kingdom
Wizard of Oz

So stop freaking out like the Monster Hunter movie is the "first" to do something like that.
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spanky1
10/14/20 2:30:14 PM
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WizardofHoth posted...
Movies that have already done the transporting modern day people into an alternate world or in the past

Warriors of Virtue
Forbidden Kingdom
Wizard of Oz

So stop freaking out like the Monster Hunter movie is the "first" to do something like that.

I would be okay with a portal fantasy concept with MH.

Thats not why we're mad.

We're mad because the MH world theyre transported to is garbage and has zero MH charm or magic.

The appeal of the game is more than big dino monsters.
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MC_BatCommander
10/14/20 2:45:48 PM
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pulsatingjam posted...
They were amazing, at least the ones he directed.

Paul W.S Anderson is a brilliant auteur director. This should be good

His films are a deliberate critique and reflection on video games. They're not supposed to be straight adaptations.

Lmao

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BakonBitz
10/14/20 2:50:10 PM
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The CG on the monsters is pretty good but just judging from the dialogue in the trailer it's gonna be a horrid movie.
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Dustin1280
10/14/20 2:51:52 PM
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They could have made an amazing story set in a fantasy world....

Instead the teleport military personnel with guns to what appears to be a very shitty example of the monster hunter world...

Oh joy...


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closetkpopfan
10/14/20 2:54:49 PM
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At least the monster designs are faithful. If it wasn't Anderson I'd give it a shot since MH games have never had much plot to begin with, but that guy does nothing but make terrible movies so yeah.

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Mr_Karate_II
10/14/20 2:55:31 PM
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Can't we get 1 good video game movie that follows the plot of the game or games it's based on?

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Proto_Spark
10/14/20 2:58:30 PM
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So, I could get behind the concept tbh, soldiers in a crazy setting is a fun movie, and totally has the potential to be a good movie.

But then I saw Milla jovovich and Paul W.S. Anderson and realized there's no chance of this being a good movie. heck, even after like resident evil 3 they stopped being fun cluster****s to watch.
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radical rhino
10/14/20 2:58:38 PM
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Not watching unless Jovovich uses the insect glaive.

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pulsatingjam
10/14/20 2:59:26 PM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
Can't we get 1 good video game movie that follows the plot of the game or games it's based on?
No because that would result in garbage movies. In the history of other works being adapted to film straight adaptations have usually been the least successful.
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Mr_Karate_II
10/14/20 3:02:18 PM
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pulsatingjam posted...
No because that would result in garbage movies. In the history of other works being adapted to film straight adaptations have usually been the least successful.
Mortal Kombat says hi.

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WrestlinFan
10/14/20 3:05:56 PM
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AceMos
10/14/20 4:31:57 PM
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u know whats sad

imagine if mila was not in licesned work instead just did cheesy movies

basically the stuff arnold use to do

i think she would be a enoyable pop corn action flick star

but the problem is she stars in licensed work so there is expectations adn these movies never have anything to do with the source material

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