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SaltyWet
10/08/20 1:20:18 AM
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Forward facing eyes for depth perception
Short muzzle for tighter throat grip
Whiskers to detect objects in the dark
Precise hearing with movable ears to detect prey
Paw pads for stealth
Coats for camouflage
Claws for grip
Sharp canine teeth that can also detect the spots between prey vertebra
Spring loaded rear legs for massive leap
Huge forearms to wrestle down prey
Spiny papillae to remove flesh from bone
Loose belly skin to avoid/reduce injury when being kicked by prey


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RedJackson
10/08/20 1:21:13 AM
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sktgamer_13dude
10/08/20 1:24:06 AM
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Predator is designed to kill.

Shocking.
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SaltyWet
10/08/20 1:24:30 AM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Predator is designed to kill.

Shocking.
Shut the fuck up.

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apolloooo
10/08/20 1:24:57 AM
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My cat woke me up at 5 am 2 days ago to tell she killed a cockroach.

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Endgame
10/08/20 1:26:08 AM
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And in their infinite mercy they allow us to pet them~.
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Doe
10/08/20 1:26:12 AM
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and yet they're sooooooooooo sweet. The power to harm others makes compassion that much sweeter

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TheLiarParadox
10/08/20 1:26:34 AM
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SaltyWet posted...
Precise hearing with movable ears to detect prey
This is hilarious because the cat I live with moves her ears forward when she sees the treat jar.

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SaltyWet
10/08/20 1:27:02 AM
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Oh, this goes for big and small cats.

Particularly the forearm comment. That's mainly on big cats.

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Pas5wordFAQ
10/08/20 1:30:43 AM
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apolloooo
10/08/20 1:33:01 AM
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Pas5wordFAQ posted...
https://theconversation.com/cool-for-cats-that-spiny-tongue-does-more-than-keep-a-cat-well-groomed-107007

Brush design based on cat's tongue.
WHERE CAN I BUY THIS

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TheGoldenEel
10/08/20 1:34:24 AM
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yeah look at these vicious beasts:



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RedJackson
10/08/20 1:35:00 AM
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SiO4
10/08/20 1:38:42 AM
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SaltyWet posted...
Forward facing eyes for depth perception
Short muzzle for tighter throat grip
Whiskers to detect objects in the dark
Precise hearing with movable ears to detect prey
Paw pads for stealth
Coats for camouflage
Claws for grip
Sharp canine teeth that can also detect the spots between prey vertebra
Spring loaded rear legs for massive leap
Huge forearms to wrestle down prey
Spiny papillae to remove flesh from bone
Loose belly skin to avoid/reduce injury when being kicked by prey



All true!!

My cat could fuck me up before I even know I was getting fucked up.
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RedJackson
10/08/20 1:43:38 AM
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I love anime!


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sLaCkEr408___RJ
10/08/20 1:45:18 AM
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SiO4
10/08/20 1:49:04 AM
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LOL, what fuck @RedJackson
You've been to The Bung Whole again, haven't you?

Edit: Mods, that is a brick and mortar store, just so you know.
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RedJackson
10/08/20 1:50:47 AM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
https://youtu.be/nl8o9PsJPAQ

lmao I watched it and loved it
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RedJackson
10/08/20 1:51:49 AM
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SiO4 posted...
LOL, what fuck @RedJackson
You've been to The Bung Whole again, haven't you?

Edit: Mods, that is a brick and mortar store, just so you know.

lmfao but the art direction is awesome

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DeadBankerDream
10/08/20 1:54:21 AM
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All meat-eating animals are designed to kill.

Do you not understand biology?
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
10/08/20 1:55:32 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
All meat-eating animals are designed to kill.

Do you not understand biology?
Scavengers
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StarReaper13
10/08/20 1:56:06 AM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Predator is designed to kill.

Shocking.
lmao this

They hunt.

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SaltyWet
10/08/20 1:56:23 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
All meat-eating animals are designed to kill.

Do you not understand biology?
Explain a vultures killing adaptations

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TreyFlowers
10/08/20 1:59:38 AM
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So vicious

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SiO4
10/08/20 2:01:57 AM
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RedJackson posted...


lmfao but the art direction is awesome



I like the first pic, the second one is all you dude! Cheers!
~See I'm keeping it to Busch lite tonights.
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SiO4
10/08/20 2:03:30 AM
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TreyFlowers posted...


So vicious


Rub that belly a few too many times, and that cat will show you your artery.
And then when you are done stopping the bleeding, he/she will remind you that their food is getting low.
Also, would pet!!
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WingsOfGood
10/08/20 2:03:48 AM
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SaltyWet posted...
Forward facing eyes for depth perception
Short muzzle for tighter throat grip
Whiskers to detect objects in the dark
Precise hearing with movable ears to detect prey
Paw pads for stealth
Coats for camouflage
Claws for grip
Sharp canine teeth that can also detect the spots between prey vertebra
Spring loaded rear legs for massive leap
Huge forearms to wrestle down prey
Spiny papillae to remove flesh from bone
Loose belly skin to avoid/reduce injury when being kicked by prey

This sounds like a rap
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Evening_Dragon
10/08/20 2:04:40 AM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Predator is designed to kill.

Shocking.
lmao

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apolloooo
10/08/20 2:06:17 AM
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SiO4
10/08/20 2:09:43 AM
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apolloooo posted...



Ya, I'm a Sphinx. Deal with it.
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SaltyWet
10/08/20 10:15:08 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
Explain a vultures killing adaptations
I'm still waiting @DeadBankerDream

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orangefire25
10/08/20 10:17:38 PM
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House cats have one of the highest success rates for kills.

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weekoldhotdog
10/08/20 10:18:55 PM
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Google violin catgut strings.

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Rika_Furude
10/08/20 10:24:43 PM
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An angry cat is more dangerous than an angry dog imo. If i had to fight a pitbull/rottweiler/great dane etc or any angry cat, id pick the dog every time

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SiO4
10/09/20 12:06:01 AM
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orangefire25 posted...
House cats have one of the highest success rates for kills.


Not my Primo! >_>

My Maine Coon on the other had. <_<
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SaltyWet
10/09/20 12:06:45 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
An angry cat is more dangerous than an angry dog imo. If i had to fight a pitbull/rottweiler/great dane etc or any angry cat, id pick the dog every time
Either way you're screwed.

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Villain
10/09/20 12:10:37 AM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
https://youtu.be/nl8o9PsJPAQ

omygosh I want one

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Eliza3
10/09/20 12:12:19 AM
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i don't like where this is going

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AlphaCuck
10/09/20 12:19:27 AM
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they are little idiots
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Villain
10/09/20 12:39:46 AM
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AlphaCuck posted...
they are little idiots

No they are eternal precious babies

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Rika_Furude
10/09/20 6:56:20 AM
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SaltyWet posted...
Either way you're screwed.
I think i could fight off a dog but probably not a cat
The cats going to do more damage either way. It will just death grip you and youll never get it off

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dotsdfe
10/09/20 7:01:39 AM
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Ferocious.

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wackyteen
10/09/20 7:06:52 AM
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Even their cuteness is deadly

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Medussa
10/09/20 7:09:15 AM
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human, i demand belly rubs
haha, you fool
you fell for one of the classic blunders
now you get the claws

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Mistere Man
10/09/20 7:27:04 AM
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Look upon and tremble in fear as you gaze at the face of death itself!

Behold natures perfect killing machine!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWq4XclcYko&t=2

What? It kills with cuteness

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Hexenherz
10/09/20 7:33:46 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
All meat-eating animals are designed to kill.

Do you not understand biology?
Cats are objectively better at it based on their species extinction count. They're not at the very top but they're up there.

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wackyteen
10/09/20 7:37:25 AM
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Hexenherz posted...
Cats are objectively better at it based on their species extinction count. They're not at the very top but they're up there.
Are humans at the very top?

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The_Creep_2020
10/09/20 7:40:03 AM
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You dare besmirch the floof?

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Hexenherz
10/09/20 7:41:18 AM
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wackyteen posted...
Are humans at the very top?
The studies I've looked at focused on non-human invasive species.

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Prismsblade
10/09/20 7:46:10 AM
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I wonder why cats chose to be domesticated even though their very independent animals and dont really need humans to survive.

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