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HornedLion
09/26/20 7:10:59 PM
#1:


Im on tinder hear and I gotta say... this shit seem fake to you? 99% of the chicks are 6-10s, and 80% of them have real careers. This isnt an accurate picture of the general population.

Imagine if theyre all fake and dudes are all paying for these stupid features on the app for fucking nothing!

Maybe I just suck and dont have what it takes. Teach me, please!

@LaggnFragnLarry

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LaggnFragnLarry
09/26/20 7:38:37 PM
#2:


  • dont pay anything for tinder. ive never paid for gold and have banged a lot of tinder babes
  • dont have high expectations and be willing to bang those 6s
  • if youre not able to spot a bot/catfish thats your own fault because theyre pretty obvious
  • be attractive
  • get really drunk
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Zeus
09/26/20 7:40:47 PM
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Kinda doubt that he's actually been on Tinder.

HornedLion posted...
99% of the chicks are 6-10s, and 80% of them have real careers.

Sounds more like Bumble than Tinder. iirc, most people on Tinder don't even list their careers. idk, the few times I tried Tinder the women in my surrounding area weren't particularly hot (even compared to women I'd see around town, etc) and most didn't seem particularly accomplished. The few really hot ones looked like obviously fake profiles and, when I swiped on them, they didn't seem like native speakers. I wasn't really impressed by the service, but I set my radius relatively close. The results would probably be more promising if I lived in a bigger metro.

Bumble was better, but Bumble barely returned any results for my area and it has a thing where a woman has to respond within 24 hours (which, in theory, is probably designed to pressure women into reaching out because it's time sensitive, but realistically they don't always see the notifications; I once matched with a woman three times before she finally reached out).

Honestly, irl beats these dating apps most of the time. The only thing apps are really good for is some advance screening. However, I realize people nowadays don't seem to know how to fucking talk to each other any more.

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wwinterj25
09/26/20 7:41:40 PM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
* be attractive

Crap! I was so close too!

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dedbus
09/26/20 7:42:13 PM
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Is it like craigslist and you meet at a mutually safe spot like a mcdonald's to exchange the goods
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Revelation34
09/26/20 8:43:28 PM
#6:


HornedLion posted...
Im on tinder hear and I gotta say... this shit seem fake to you? 99% of the chicks are 6-10s, and 80% of them have real careers. This isnt an accurate picture of the general population.

Imagine if theyre all fake and dudes are all paying for these stupid features on the app for fucking nothing!

Maybe I just suck and dont have what it takes. Teach me, please!

@LaggnFragnLarry


I thought you said you're married with kids.
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Zeus
09/26/20 9:12:25 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
I thought you said you're married with kids.

Another post he claimed to have a girlfriend. So he might be married with kids, has a girlfriend on the side, and is looking to cheat on his side-piece with an even sider-piece.

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HornedLion
09/26/20 9:43:23 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
I thought you said you're married with kids.

Yeah... about that.

Its really personal but... lets say were on a break/probationary period. I love her, I really do. But she keeps making the same mistake and either we take a break and come back after a few months or we end it now. Gonna leave it at that but since that may be too vague for PotD Ill say this issue involved the destruction of my work PC.

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Jen0125
09/26/20 9:45:10 PM
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I don't understand how people can just immediately jump into another entanglement if they're on a break with a spouse

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LinkPizza
09/26/20 9:47:40 PM
#10:


Jen0125 posted...
I don't understand how people can just immediately jump into another entanglement if they're on a break with a spouse

Sometimes, the entanglement just pulls you in and you cant avoid it...
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Jen0125
09/26/20 9:48:48 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Sometimes, the entanglement just pulls you in and you cant avoid it...

That is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. People are responsible for their own actions when it comes to relationships

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dedbus
09/26/20 9:54:13 PM
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That's generally how entanglements work. The more you struggle the more you are ensnared.
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Wanded
09/26/20 9:58:35 PM
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some of the profiles are fake yeah

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wwinterj25
09/26/20 10:08:08 PM
#14:


Jen0125 posted...
People are responsible for their own actions when it comes to relationships
Indeed they are.

HornedLion posted...
Its really personal but... lets say were on a break/probationary period
Either you are or you are not and even then why are you looking elsewhere so quickly? How is your kid/kids taking this?

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HornedLion
09/27/20 11:09:04 AM
#15:


wwinterj25 posted...
Indeed they are.

Either you are or you are not and even then why are you looking elsewhere so quickly? How is your kid/kids taking this?

We are. And she knows of what Im doing. Its the only shot we have. It really is.

Its the tonic that I need. Due to her actions she has to choose between my heart and body. She can no longer have both. Sad. It really is. I see the remorse in her. But... let it be known, the fact that she is even given an option, when all others before her would instantly lose it all, is testament to how much I care about her.

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Aculo
09/27/20 11:18:59 AM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
* dont pay anything for tinder. ive never paid for gold and have banged a lot of tinder babes
* dont have high expectations and be willing to bang those 6s
* if youre not able to spot a bot/catfish thats your own fault because theyre pretty obvious
* be attractive
* get really drunk
immortal words from the fucking grand master, ok?

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HornedLion
09/27/20 2:47:16 PM
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Another thing I noticed is that ALL these chicks have one random ass dog pic in there. Now, its not uncommon to have pets. But I havent seen a single cat. And, if I went off this board, that is EXTREMELY odd.


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wwinterj25
09/27/20 3:54:33 PM
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Sounds woof. Perhaps they think dog pics give folks boners.

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HornedLion
09/27/20 5:35:04 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Sounds woof. Perhaps they think dog pics give folks boners.

Maybe guys prefer dogs over cats?

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wwinterj25
09/27/20 6:17:57 PM
#20:


HornedLion posted...
Maybe guys prefer dogs over cats?
Some do prefer boners over pussy.

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Smarkil
09/27/20 9:29:41 PM
#21:


Man I wish I could have so little concern for my SO that I immediately just go out and fuck other people when we had a fight

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Jen0125
09/27/20 9:33:47 PM
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Smarkil posted...
Man I wish I could have so little concern for my SO that I immediately just go out and fuck other people when we had a fight

It's really crazy. Even if someone does something hurtful to you the ability to just immediately hop on tinder to get laid boggles my mind.

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HornedLion
09/27/20 9:38:29 PM
#23:


Smarkil posted...
Man I wish I could have so little concern for my SO that I immediately just go out and fuck other people when we had a fight

I never said I was a good guy.

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Smarkil
09/27/20 10:28:11 PM
#24:


HornedLion posted...
I never said I was a good guy.

Oh dont worry friend. I dont think any of us were convinced otherwise.

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HornedLion
09/27/20 11:00:21 PM
#25:


Smarkil posted...
Oh dont worry friend. I dont think any of us were convinced otherwise.

Im glad youre still my friend, tho.

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Molitheus
09/28/20 12:46:38 AM
#26:


I tried downloading the app and just as soon as I did it was asking me to use Google or my phone number to log in. Fuck that. I'm not giving away my personal info to a app like that.

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HornedLion
09/29/20 11:11:43 PM
#27:


So I decided to drop the app. Not because Im convinced that its fake af or designed to just eat your cash but...

because its time I stopped being a hypocrite. I cannot be upset at someone for doing to me what I did to them first. Especially since theyre feeling so guilty and remorseful.

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LaggnFragnLarry
09/29/20 11:26:04 PM
#28:


you could always use tinder for threesomes. ive joined a few couples i met on it
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Aculo
09/30/20 12:21:35 AM
#29:


HornedLion posted...
Yeah... about that.

Its really personal but... lets say were on a break/probationary period. I love her, I really do. But she keeps making the same mistake and either we take a break and come back after a few months or we end it now. Gonna leave it at that but since that may be too vague for PotD Ill say this issue involved the destruction of my work PC.
That doesn't sound like you're married, or should be, ok?

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Wanded
09/30/20 1:04:34 AM
#30:


Jen0125 posted...
People are responsible for their own actions when it comes to relationships
+1

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HornedLion
09/30/20 8:35:56 AM
#31:


LaggnFragnLarry posted...
you could always use tinder for threesomes. ive joined a few couples i met on it

Funny, she actually brought this up as an olive branch.

But Im okay.

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