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HotLap
09/24/20 3:35:14 PM
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Due to the pandemic the reception has been cut down to ~20 people, all of whom are directly related to the bride and groom. Ive known the couple 1/3 as long as everyone who will be in the room.

I have two days.

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No_U_L7
09/24/20 3:46:56 PM
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it's customary for the best man to talk about all the girls the groom has banged
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HotLap
09/25/20 12:03:04 AM
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They actually specifically asked me not to talk about them fucking in my speech. On what planet did they think I would bring up their sex life in a speech in front of their family?

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No_U_L7
09/25/20 12:03:45 AM
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HotLap posted...
They actually specifically asked me not to talk about them fucking in my speech. On what planet did they think I would bring up their sex life in a speech in front of their family?


that means now you have to do it just out of spite
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Darmik
09/25/20 12:06:09 AM
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Just say that he's a lucky guy for meeting his wife. Then hungrily stare at her while you breathe heavily into the microphone. Then whisper 'lucky guy...' and go and sit down.

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powerman1426
09/25/20 12:07:41 AM
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You're a great storyteller, tell stories about your good times together and make sure to mention how good they are together. Done

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Gobstoppers12
09/25/20 12:11:07 AM
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My brother gave the best man speech at my cousin's wedding. He basically just said "Yeah I grew up with this dude and I love him like a brother, he and (wife's name) are great together, etc. etc."

It's not complicated. You can probably use Bing to search up a "best man speech" template and modify it as you see fit.

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DrizztLink
09/25/20 12:12:18 AM
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Just change around the proper nouns from a few CYOAs.

It'll be legendary.

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HotLap
09/26/20 9:36:18 PM
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Thanks fellas. I did it. It went good.

Now Im smoking a preroll because today was stressful.

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OffTempo
09/26/20 9:47:28 PM
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HotLap posted...
Thanks fellas. I did it. It went good.

Now Im smoking a preroll because today was stressful.
Always the best way to unwind

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