Board 8 > Blaseball: The Return of the Discipline Era

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WazzupGenius00
08/24/20 12:36:20 PM
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https://www.blaseball.com/
Newcomer FAQ https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hmTbrINnfRoM62KoJNKk6lLxbAMRr3auTNQneNbOCoQ/edit

Hades Tigers definitely winning another championship, unless, like, Jessica Telephone or Yazmin Mason gets incinerated. We did lose our first game though! New weather effect, Feedback, but I didn't see what it does yet. Players have moods now that change from game to game.

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Moonroof
08/24/20 12:51:01 PM
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Interesting
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Moonroof
08/24/20 12:54:38 PM
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Site it still slow af
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WazzupGenius00
08/24/20 12:55:05 PM
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Oof, none of these potential election decrees are particularly enticing for the Tigers.

I was having some trouble with the site until I disabled adblock and then everything worked immediately. Still no ads besides technically the sponsorship stuff, must just be part of how the site is built gets messed with by adblock or something

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WazzupGenius00
08/24/20 12:59:39 PM
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Oh... I'm not on their Patreon but apparently this happened there over the weekend?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EgIkGfvUwAAGekJ?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

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Tom Bombadil
08/24/20 1:12:57 PM
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the bloys are back in town

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WazzupGenius00
08/24/20 3:26:43 PM
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WazzupGenius00
08/25/20 2:59:59 AM
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Oh man, Jessica Telephone ate a peanut and had a yummy reaction. Her stats are so good now she would even be a half-decent pitcher

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WazzupGenius00
08/26/20 10:17:33 AM
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Jessica just got switched to the Pies in the Feedback. We got a 1-star batter in return

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beavis666x2
08/26/20 10:20:52 AM
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Ha-Des Ti-Gers

clap clap clap clap clap

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Peace___Frog
08/26/20 11:03:46 AM
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I read a brief explainer on this and i feel like such a boomer, i just don't get it

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Tom Bombadil
08/26/20 11:54:02 AM
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postmodern simulated baseball with idle game elements and a cult following

that's really 'bout it

unless you want to get super into the lore and mechanics I guess but I think it's better to let it keep some mystique

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Moonroof
08/30/20 1:07:18 AM
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Spent 2600 tokens on Flowers pitching.
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Moonroof
08/30/20 1:07:33 AM
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Since pitching is like 85% of what counts.
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GentlemanGamer
08/30/20 2:11:57 AM
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go tigers
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Tom Bombadil
08/31/20 12:42:00 PM
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Interesting, we don't know what the decrees do this time!

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WazzupGenius00
08/31/20 12:47:52 PM
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The fighting game fan in me compels me to spend all my votes on Rollback Netcode

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Moonroof
08/31/20 1:54:05 PM
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Wow. Flowers managed to get even worse.
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WazzupGenius00
08/31/20 4:39:19 PM
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Our first instance of Reverb taking effectthe Fridays were completely shuffled which rearranged the order of their players and also swapped some from hitting to pitching and vice-versa

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Tom Bombadil
08/31/20 4:45:26 PM
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Dang

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Moonroof
08/31/20 9:20:26 PM
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Well they currently have the best record
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WazzupGenius00
09/02/20 12:13:19 AM
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I saw that Axel Trololol (5.5 star Firefighters pitcher) got swapped to hitting (2.5 stars) earlier today thanks to Reverb.

I'm trying to figure out why the Lovers are doing so well. They got a decent pitching boost from blessings after last season, but that shouldn't be enough to explain how well they've played so far. I guess the answer might just be that the rest of their division is bad, the best record aside from theirs is barely above 50%.

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Moonroof
09/02/20 12:32:28 AM
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This would be better if the changes were all archived. I cant keep up with them all on my own.
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Moonroof
09/02/20 12:33:20 AM
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Do the op and down arrows actually amount to anything tangible in games? Does fate do anything? Like, wtf
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WazzupGenius00
09/02/20 10:19:17 AM
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The blaseball Twitter almost always tweets when something notable happens

I would assume the vibes are temporary buffs/debuffs to stats

A new effect of Reverb has occurred, giving the player it affected a small chance of immediately batting again after their previous at-bat



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Moonroof
09/02/20 10:38:30 AM
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Okay, thats better!
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WazzupGenius00
09/03/20 8:01:55 AM
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Never woke up to only one win's worth of passive income before today.

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Moonroof
09/03/20 9:34:54 AM
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The teams arent very close in skill this week.
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WazzupGenius00
09/03/20 10:29:58 AM
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I looked at the overnight results and saw that multiple Tigers losses were a direct result of Targeted Shame, so yall didnt vote for that for nothing

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Moonroof
09/03/20 11:47:13 AM
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What does that one do again?
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WazzupGenius00
09/03/20 8:19:31 PM
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If a team that finished in Top 4 last season (Tigers, Millennials, Jazz Hands, Firefighters) gets shamed, they start the next game with negative points equal to the amount they were shamed by. If you look right at the moment I'm posting this the Jazz Hands have -1 runs because they were shamed last game (and of course they just scored to reach zero right as I hit Post New Message)

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Moonroof
09/03/20 9:12:15 PM
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Thats an excellent curse. To hell with the top teams.
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GentlemanGamer
09/03/20 10:39:05 PM
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The tigers are still doing rather well despite the debuff.
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Moonroof
09/03/20 11:10:00 PM
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Tigers will always get OP. They have a rabid fan base.
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WazzupGenius00
09/03/20 11:51:22 PM
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we were probably hurt more by the Alternate Reality decree halving Yazmin Mason's pitching stats than by the Targeted Shame.

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Tom Bombadil
09/07/20 7:57:32 AM
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the divisional realignment is not very fun for the jazz hands

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hockeydude15
09/07/20 8:44:37 AM
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Try being a Taco fan.

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Moonroof
09/07/20 9:04:59 AM
#38:


Flowers still suck
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WazzupGenius00
09/07/20 2:10:25 PM
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made Fish Summer my idol

Also, check out the effects each Division has for when "the bloodbath" comes (presumably at the end of the season). They're all aimed toward boosting low-performing teams but play out slightly differently each.

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Tom Bombadil
09/07/20 2:39:45 PM
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WazzupGenius00 posted...
made Fish Summer my idol

Also, check out the effects each Division has

where are you seeing any of that

edit: you have to go through the games rather than the standings

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WazzupGenius00
09/07/20 2:51:12 PM
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I saw it by clicking on a team and then saw that the same effect applied to every team in the same division

Tacos went crazy in their shame period that game, wow

Also we already saw one effect of the blooddrain weather, it siphons stats from one player to another

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WazzupGenius00
09/08/20 4:57:32 PM
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Crabs got so many good blessings last season, it's gonna take tons of weather effects hurting them to stop them from facerolling every team in the league. They're on track for a 74-15 season!

Tigers lost another strong player for a weakling, imagine how much worse we would be if Tame the Tigers had actually passed

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Moonroof
09/08/20 5:36:30 PM
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The admins are trying really hard to make every team win a championship before Ascension happens. Makes sense.
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WazzupGenius00
09/08/20 8:15:35 PM
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Uhhhh

https://twitter.com/moisttalkers/status/1303482962458140672?s=21

not sure how anyone accessed an incinerated players page to make them an idol, but given that he has an incineration icon next to his name and the Null Team has an icon this is clearly something the League planned as a possibility

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Moonroof
09/08/20 8:22:52 PM
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Ive given up on trying to figure out this league. Im just voting to improve the flowers even though it never works
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cakophon
09/09/20 12:01:15 AM
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so uh, i don't know how much attention this is getting but Jaylen Hotdogfingers (previously incinerated) is #14 on the idolatry leaderboard. if they stay there, whoever wins the lottery pick blessing will get an incinerated player on their tea, in theory.

this also means that another player will probably be removed to make room for them if that does happen. just something to think about
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cakophon
09/09/20 12:01:33 AM
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Tom Bombadil
09/09/20 10:10:40 AM
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WazzupGenius00 posted...
They're on track for a 74-15 season!

86-13 now, if I'm awake enough to math correctly, which I do not guarantee

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Moonroof
09/09/20 10:25:20 AM
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Jalen isnt even that good anymore.
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WazzupGenius00
09/09/20 11:48:20 AM
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It's more a symbolic choice since he was the very first player incinerated. If they were going for the best incinerated player they'd be going for Landry Violence.

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