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Kelystic
08/04/20 8:55:27 PM
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money or immortality?


choose money = instantly get your reward tax-free

immortality = pick an age and you will be stuck with it forever. You wont age and hence you wont die of oldness. You are still susceptible to physical damage and illness.
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ChrisTaka
08/04/20 9:00:07 PM
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Immortality sounded cool when I was 10 years old and didn't realize that living forever with the inability to die naturally is actually hell.

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RebelElite791
08/04/20 9:00:22 PM
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Kelystic posted...
You are still susceptible to physical damage and illness.
The fuck is the point then lmao

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garan
08/04/20 9:00:49 PM
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With the immortality-- can we go back to a younger age?
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Chicken_Butt
08/04/20 9:01:08 PM
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Kelystic posted...
You are still susceptible to physical damage and illness.
Ffffffffuck that.

ChrisTaka posted...
living forever with the inability to die is actually hell.
Also, this. The more you think about eternal life the less appealing it really is.

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Mistere Man
08/04/20 9:01:47 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
The fuck is the point then lmao
Believe me you will want a way out eventually.

I choose the money.

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Lost_All_Senses
08/04/20 9:02:57 PM
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ChrisTaka posted...
Immortality sounded cool when I was 10 years old and didn't realize that living forever with the inability to die naturally is actually hell.

This isn't that.

RebelElite791 posted...
The fuck is the point then lmao

That actually saves it. Living forever is, like dude said something that sounds cooler when you're 10. I would of picked the milly otherwise

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CADE FOSTER
08/04/20 9:03:00 PM
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Living forever means watching everyone you ever loved die including your children and there children money def
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RetsuZaiZen
08/04/20 9:04:26 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
The fuck is the point then lmao
You're confusing immortality with invulnerability.

Think Vampire vs..... say Superman

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Xenozoa425
08/04/20 9:07:18 PM
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I'll take the money because a mortal life with no end is a punishment in and of itself.

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Mistere Man
08/04/20 9:07:41 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
Living forever means watching everyone you ever loved die including your children and there children money def
Also imagine living one billion years now think that all that time doesnt even get to .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of forever.

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Pig143
08/04/20 9:10:48 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
The fuck is the point then lmao
Exactly, if i lost a limb or became blind i would no longer wish to live anyway
Seems more like a punishment

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Alteres
08/04/20 9:11:05 PM
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You can still die whenever you want with this.

Read people, it's like two sentences.

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SocialistGamer
08/04/20 9:11:26 PM
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Money easily
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TheOrgyPorgy
08/04/20 9:13:04 PM
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Jesus already promises me eternal life in his kingdom

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AceAttorneyist
08/04/20 9:14:46 PM
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TheOrgyPorgy posted...
Jesus already promises me eternal life in his kingdom

Nice, Satan promised me the same thing in his kingdom.

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Lost_All_Senses
08/04/20 9:17:19 PM
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Alteres posted...
You can still die whenever you want with this.

Read people, it's like two sentences.

Lol. I was scrolling down ready to post. I understand when it's an article, no one reads every article. But this is literally 2 sentences. Even I'm not that lazy.

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nfearurspecimn
08/04/20 9:18:03 PM
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immortality no contest

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Mistere Man
08/04/20 9:38:36 PM
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Alteres posted...
You can still die whenever you want with this.

Read people, it's like two sentences.
We know but someone asked what is the point if you can die so many have been posting why you would want to be able to die.

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008Zulu
08/04/20 9:49:20 PM
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The money.

In 1,000 years, the planet will be too hot for any kind of life to survive. In 5 billion years, the sun will expand and incinerate the planet. In 100 trillion years, the universe will be a cold empty void with you floating around somewhere in it, unable to get that one song out of your head.

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greatmonkeybaby
08/04/20 9:53:43 PM
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008Zulu posted...
The money.

In 1,000 years, the planet will be too hot for any kind of life to survive. In 5 billion years, the sun will expand and incinerate the planet. In 100 trillion years, the universe will be a cold empty void with you floating around somewhere in it, unable to get that one song out of your head.

Dang so my favorite song ironically becomes my punishment while endlessly floating in space!? That's next level wild!

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NeoShadowhen
08/04/20 9:53:59 PM
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The problem with the immortality is that you wouldnt age. You might be able to dodge the issue for a decade, but beyond that, people are going to start having questions.
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Kami_no_Kami
08/04/20 10:00:37 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
The problem with the immortality is that you wouldnt age. You might be able to dodge the issue for a decade, but beyond that, people are going to start having questions.
Its worked out for Araki and Sakurai.
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Lost_All_Senses
08/04/20 10:01:44 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
We know but someone asked what is the point if you can die so many have been posting why you would want to be able to die.

Ah. I'll accept this save.

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ReignFury
08/04/20 10:13:45 PM
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This reminds me of this Netflix movie called Old Guard which is about a group of millenia old mercenaries who are immortal and will heal from everything like Wolverine.

Now I'm thinking well thats awesome but what could they possibly have to be afraid of? where are the stakes? Thats when they tell the story about one of their members who was accused of witchcraft, placed in a sarcophagus and thrown out into the middle of the ocean, her last 500 years consisting of screaming, drowning and reviving.

Immortality puts you at risk of fates far worse than death, and what happens in 4 billion years when the sun destroys the earth?

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Kelystic
08/04/20 11:40:03 PM
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you can die with this type of immortality
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KamenRiderBlade
08/04/20 11:57:26 PM
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ReignFury posted...
and what happens in 4 billion years when the sun destroys the earth?
Hopefully humanity will have StarShips by then and we'll be off-planet.

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Irony
08/04/20 11:58:45 PM
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Kelystic posted...
you can die with this type of immortality
So not immortality

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SazhAndFrocobo
08/05/20 12:03:11 AM
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So Lord of the Rings elf immortality right?

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LordFarquad1312
08/05/20 12:33:52 AM
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Kelystic posted...
You are still susceptible to physical damage and illness.
Wouldn't that be more ethernal youth than immortality?

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The Wheelman1
08/05/20 12:40:15 AM
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Money easily. You will be miserable as fuck when everyone around you dies but you cannot.

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nfearurspecimn
08/05/20 12:41:24 AM
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lol at the people picking the money

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ReignFury
08/05/20 1:00:46 AM
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If you were "immortal" but susceptible to illness you would likely die of cancer within 500 years. Our average lifespan is 78 years and roughly 1 in 5 will develop and die from cancer.

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Lorenzo_2003
08/05/20 1:07:17 AM
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Guys, you cant buy more time.

You can always make more money, given enough time.

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Omasitor Hain
08/05/20 1:08:11 AM
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Money make me better person so money 4eva.
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teepan95
08/05/20 1:17:23 AM
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Alteres posted...
You can still die whenever you want with this.

Read people, it's like two sentences.

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Vermander
08/05/20 1:19:15 AM
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RebelElite791 posted...
The fuck is the point then lmao

Exactly like eventually cancer will kill you anyways. If youre lucky you might extend your life to 150.

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Crescente
08/05/20 1:24:52 AM
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I'll take immortality. Just imagine the possibilities. Although could you die from illness or is it only physical trauma that would kill me?

Also, could I breathe in space? What if I wanted to leave Earth before it becomes inhabitable? I would want to be able to breathe in space so i could float to another planet, however long that would take.
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Peachi
08/05/20 2:23:07 AM
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SocialistGamer posted...
Money easily


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Zack_Attackv1
08/05/20 2:30:17 AM
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But is Ra's al Ghul immortal?

Are his methods...supernatural?
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SpaceBear_
08/05/20 2:34:07 AM
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Immortality for me.

"But you will see everyone you ever knew die!"

That's the point

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nfearurspecimn
08/05/20 2:41:50 AM
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everyone dies in the end anyway

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TheOtherMike
08/05/20 2:43:21 AM
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Jfc at the number of people itt that didn't read the op.

Immortality and if you chose the money you are objectively wrong. Even the "you'll eventually get cancer" arguments don't really matter as we'll probably have that cured within the next 50-100 years. If not cured, the diagnostic technology is already nearing breathalyzer testing for many cancers, so you're likely to catch it before it metastasizes. And if you get tired of living you can just suicide.
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im not 13
08/05/20 2:44:51 AM
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Looked gf
08/05/20 2:48:55 AM
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TheOtherMike posted...
Immortality and if you chose the money you are objectively wrong. Even the "you'll eventually get cancer" arguments don't really matter as we'll probably have that cured within the next 50-100 years. If not cured, the diagnostic technology is already nearing breathalyzer testing for many cancers, so you're likely to catch it before it metastasizes. And if you get tired of living you can just suicide.

Who dafaq wants to live that long? Money pls

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Shotgunnova
08/05/20 3:06:07 AM
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Kelystic posted...
You are still susceptible to physical damage and illness.
Bestow $1M unto me, comrade.

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TheOtherMike
08/05/20 3:11:25 AM
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Looked gf posted...
Who dafaq wants to live that long?

When "that long" is "until you decide you're ready to check out," literally everyone.
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viewmaster_pi
08/05/20 3:25:33 AM
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it sounds dour, but immortality with option to kill yourself is a sweet deal

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TheOtherMike
08/05/20 3:33:12 AM
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Conflict posted...
Hell even with TC's description you could get a terminal illness and you wouldn't be able to be put out of your misery.

Yes you would. Either the illness takes its course or you take the Kevorkian exit.
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