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Johnny_Nutcase 07/31/20 6:29:01 PM #1:	I mean it sounds simple. It doesn't even have to be long because kids have no reasonable attention span. I bet you that Dr. Seuss guy got rich and all he had to do was get loaded one night and throw some crap on paper. I bet I could write a childrens book that would make me millions. I already drink so i'm halfway there. I'll probably have to get one you artsy fucking people to draw pictures for me and pay you in compliments and passive aggressive statements but I think we could make magic here. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:942834292] in How hard i... [t:78884176]...</cite> <quote>I mean it sounds simple. It doesn't even have to be long because kids have no reasonable attention span. I bet you that Dr. Seuss guy got rich and all he had to do was get loaded one night and throw some crap on paper. I bet I could write a childrens book that would make me millions. I already drink so i'm halfway there. I'll probably have to get one you artsy fucking people to draw pictures for me and pay you in compliments and passive aggressive statements but I think we could make magic here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 07/31/20 6:36:44 PM #2:	Very hard. You need to have a contact with a publisher. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:942834595] in How hard i... [t:78884176]...</cite> <quote>Very hard. You need to have a contact with a publisher. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 07/31/20 6:39:56 PM #3:	*John's Nice Day* John woke up He drink from his cup He went out the door He got home at four He said hi to his mom Hung out with his friend Tom John is so happy Time for his nappy! THE END!!! --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 33, 500th posts: 28; PiO ATTN: 5 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:942834694] in How hard i... [t:78884176]...</cite> <quote><quote>John's Nice Day John woke up He drink from his cup He went out the door He got home at four He said hi to his mom Hung out with his friend Tom John is so happy Time for his nappy! THE END!!! </quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 07/31/20 6:44:08 PM #4:	Johns BAD Day John woke up He went out the door He got home at four Knocked his wife on the floor She got a divorce He got her a horse John started drinking His wife started stinking John mowed the lawn John ran over a fawn John drank until dawn The End --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:942834849] in How hard i... [t:78884176]...</cite> <quote>Johns BAD Day John woke up He went out the door He got home at four Knocked his wife on the floor She got a divorce He got her a horse John started drinking His wife started stinking John mowed the lawn John ran over a fawn John drank until dawn The End </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eliza-Schuyler 07/31/20 6:45:23 PM #5:	Jamie was a simple kid. He played outside all day and did all of his chores like a good child he was so nice, and never wild until one day he looked upon a magic place, in his favorite pond it was deep within the forest nearby it was very far, the trees blocked out the sky he stuck his hand in and found a star the label looked like itd come from afar now jamie hadnt been nice, and everyone wondered why why jamie, he was so so kind! he wished upon it, as many knew Jamie made his wishes evil, as a child wouldnt do But the next day he found his wishes come true and his mother was gone, shed bid him adieu you see, he was tired of being kind so he wished her away! she never said goodbye he laughed and played as he was all alone he threw a party, it was his house, he owned the house now, nobody was there even his father, whod also disappeared one by one, theyd all started to leave and jamie was sad, but relieved that hed get alone time, but what happens here is something youve yet to hear jamie couldnt afford to live alone he ate all the food, he even ate the bones the bank took away the house and he said, thats not fair! i dont even have a bed! he missed his friends, and even his mom he was tired of it all, and he wanted to sob he got all angry, until he thought, what about that wish? do i have another- what? he rushed to the pond and wished upon a star reading the label that had come from afar and suddenly he was back in his house he hugged his mom and she laughed so so loud she said, jamie? whats going on? and he promised to listen form now on. the end, kids book complete --- No Simp Zone <3 :) except for @simp, he seems ok DA-0803-8117-3931 <cite>Eliza-Schuyler posted [p:942834895] in How hard i... [t:78884176]...</cite> <quote>Jamie was a simple kid. He played outside all day and did all of his chores like a good child he was so nice, and never wild until one day he looked upon a magic place, in his favorite pond it was deep within the forest nearby it was very far, the trees blocked out the sky he stuck his hand in and found a star the label looked like itd come from afar now jamie hadnt been nice, and everyone wondered why why jamie, he was so so kind! he wished upon it, as many knew Jamie made his wishes evil, as a child wouldnt do But the next day he found his wishes come true and his mother was gone, shed bid him adieu you see, he was tired of being kind so he wished her away! she never said goodbye he laughed and played as he was all alone he threw a party, it was his house, he owned the house now, nobody was there even his father, whod also disappeared one by one, theyd all started to leave and jamie was sad, but relieved that hed get alone time, but what happens here is something youve yet to hear jamie couldnt afford to live alone he ate all the food, he even ate the bones the bank took away the house and he said, thats not fair! i dont even have a bed! he missed his friends, and even his mom he was tired of it all, and he wanted to sob he got all angry, until he thought, what about that wish? do i have another- what? he rushed to the pond and wished upon a star reading the label that had come from afar and suddenly he was back in his house he hugged his mom and she laughed so so loud she said, jamie? whats going on? and he promised to listen form now on. the end, kids book complete </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 07/31/20 6:46:51 PM #6:	Just do a nursery rhyme book. Dead men, dead men, swinging in a tree How many dead men do you see? Tongue turned blue and face gone grey Watch them as they twist and sway The first one killed the butcher man Then cooked him in the frying pan Served him to his hungry guests And gave them seconds on request The next one with his smile and sweets Stole poor children off the streets To men who dressed unsavory He sold them into slavery Breaking into home at night The thief he had a nasty fright Filled his foolish head with ale Woke in the morn in the county jail The artist with his daunting skill Tried his hand at painting bills But caught in rain he was undone When the ink hed use did start to run With promises of great return Taking gold he did not earn Bundled it up out of sight Quietly slipped off into night Three houses into ashes burned The sheriff with no place to turn Did spy a stranger in his town Locked him up and beat him down Dead men, dead men, swinging in a tree How many dead men do you see? Six feet long and six men wide Round their necks the noose be tied. --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:942834957] in How hard i... [t:78884176]...</cite> <quote>Just do a nursery rhyme book. Dead men, dead men, swinging in a tree How many dead men do you see? Tongue turned blue and face gone grey Watch them as they twist and sway The first one killed the butcher man Then cooked him in the frying pan Served him to his hungry guests And gave them seconds on request The next one with his smile and sweets Stole poor children off the streets To men who dressed unsavory He sold them into slavery Breaking into home at night The thief he had a nasty fright Filled his foolish head with ale Woke in the morn in the county jail The artist with his daunting skill Tried his hand at painting bills But caught in rain he was undone When the ink hed use did start to run With promises of great return Taking gold he did not earn Bundled it up out of sight Quietly slipped off into night Three houses into ashes burned The sheriff with no place to turn Did spy a stranger in his town Locked him up and beat him down Dead men, dead men, swinging in a tree How many dead men do you see? Six feet long and six men wide Round their necks the noose be tied. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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