Poll of the Day > Do you get this joke?

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Flanders 07/14/20 7:38:40 PM #1:	Do you get this joke? (Be honest) Yes I got it from the jump I thought I got it, till I read the explanation Do you get this joke? (Be honest) - Results (7 votes) Yes I got it from the jump 85.71% (6 votes) 6 I thought I got it, till I read the explanation 14.29% (1 vote) 1 https://imgur.com/a/gHyPFHU Most people I show this to dont get it at first glance, so heres the explanation: ~~breathe if yes but Id sooner suffocate than date you, so guess Ill just die.~~ --- Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! <cite>Flanders posted [p:942115861] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote> Do you get this joke? (Be honest) Yes I got it from the jump I thought I got it, till I read the explanation Vote View Results Do you get this joke? (Be honest) - Results (7 votes) Yes I got it from the jump 85.71% (6 votes) 6 I thought I got it, till I read the explanation 14.29% (1 vote) 1 Show Voting Form https://imgur.com/a/gHyPFHU Most people I show this to dont get it at first glance, so heres the explanation: breathe if yes but Id sooner suffocate than date you, so guess Ill just die. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 07/14/20 7:40:23 PM #2:	Bad joke, the punchline does not follow from the setup --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:942115957] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>Bad joke, the punchline does not follow from the setup </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 07/14/20 7:43:27 PM #3:	Can't breathe, can't recite bible in Japanese, no choice but to suffocate. Not a funny joke. Most be incel related. --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:942116123] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>Can't breathe, can't recite bible in Japanese, no choice but to suffocate. Not a funny joke. Most be incel related. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flanders 07/14/20 7:49:06 PM #4:	Lokarin posted... Bad joke, the punchline does not follow from the setup Hey I didnt write it. I just like seeing who gets it out the gate, cuz admittedly it took me a lil bit. --- Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! <cite>Flanders posted [p:942116367] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>Lokarin posted... </cite> <quote>Bad joke, the punchline does not follow from the setup</quote>Hey I didnt write it. I just like seeing who gets it out the gate, cuz admittedly it took me a lil bit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 07/14/20 7:52:39 PM #5:	--- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:942116528] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flanders 07/14/20 7:54:39 PM #6:	Metalsonic66 posted... Love me some Aquateen. --- Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! <cite>Flanders posted [p:942116610] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>Metalsonic66 posted... </cite> <quote></quote>Love me some Aquateen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
papercup 07/14/20 7:57:09 PM #7:	That was the worst "joke" I've ever heard --- Nintendo Network ID: papercups 3DS FC: 4124 5916 9925 <cite>papercup posted [p:942116701] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>That was the worst "joke" I've ever heard </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
keyblader1985 07/14/20 9:02:39 PM #8:	Meatwad said it best --- Official King of PotD You only need one T-Rex to make the point, though. ~ Samus Sedai <cite>keyblader1985 posted [p:942119375] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>Meatwad said it best </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 07/14/20 9:03:29 PM #9:	Hey girl. You got a boyfriend? Oh, you do? Well let me know when you want a MANfriend --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:942119411] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>Hey girl. You got a boyfriend? Oh, you do? Well let me know when you want a MANfriend </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arguro 07/14/20 10:58:50 PM #10:	I was expecting the Japanese word for 'bible' to sound similar to the word 'breathe.' --- . <cite>Arguro posted [p:942124065] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>I was expecting the Japanese word for 'bible' to sound similar to the word 'breathe.'</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadowbird_RH 07/14/20 11:03:44 PM #11:	Aah. The "guess Ill just die" part was suppose to be yourself. I probably would have gotten it if that was more clear. Or to be more clear myself, that the first set of text and the second set of text aren't suppose to be considered as coming from the same source. --- Fail, and we all face a tyrannical age of pizza the likes of which sentient life has never known. - Sun'barac, Xenoblade Chronicles X <cite>Shadowbird_RH posted [p:942124286] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>Aah. The "guess Ill just die" part was suppose to be yourself. I probably would have gotten it if that was more clear. Or to be more clear myself, that the first set of text and the second set of text aren't suppose to be considered as coming from the same source. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 07/15/20 2:14:06 AM #12:	Arguro posted... I was expecting the Japanese word for 'bible' to sound similar to the word 'breathe.' Ya, that's why the joke is so poopballs --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:942129781] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>Arguro posted... </cite> <quote>I was expecting the Japanese word for 'bible' to sound similar to the word 'breathe.'</quote> Ya, that's why the joke is so poopballs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 07/15/20 2:34:08 AM #13:	Hey baby. Are your pants a compressed file? --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:942130105] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>Hey baby. Are your pants a compressed file? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 07/15/20 2:37:18 AM #14:	https://youtu.be/dxh5Mr_UzwQ?t=8 --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:942130166] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/dxh5Mr_UzwQ?t=8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joemodda 07/15/20 2:39:49 AM #15:	What a dumb joke, what does reciting the bible have to do with dying? --- It's not genocide... it's pesticide... <cite>joemodda posted [p:942130213] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>What a dumb joke, what does reciting the bible have to do with dying? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 07/15/20 2:41:03 AM #16:	Not a good joke it might be slightly funny if there wasnt that weeb ass line about reciting the Bible in japanese --- The Betrayer <cite>Mead posted [p:942130238] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>Not a good joke it might be slightly funny if there wasnt that weeb ass line about reciting the Bible in japanese </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 07/15/20 4:27:51 AM #17:	Metalsonic66 posted... --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:942131862] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>Metalsonic66 posted... </cite> <quote></quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nightwind 07/15/20 5:23:32 AM #18:	I'm with meatwad. --- Nightwind "the wind has no destination" <cite>Nightwind posted [p:942132586] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>I'm with meatwad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flanders 07/15/20 5:24:36 AM #19:	Nightwind posted... I'm with meatwad. I like meatwad. Hes my favorite ATHF character. --- Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! <cite>Flanders posted [p:942132610] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>Nightwind posted... </cite> <quote>I'm with meatwad.</quote>I like meatwad. Hes my favorite ATHF character. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 07/15/20 5:35:43 AM #20:	Hey girl. If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was New Years... would you wanna meet between the holidays? --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:942132750] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>Hey girl. If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was New Years... would you wanna meet between the holidays? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpeeDLeemon 07/15/20 5:59:32 AM #21:	Metalsonic66 posted... Hey baby. Are your pants a compressed file? No. Sorry. --- https://oi165.photobucket.com/albums/u45/Speeddemon1414/SpeeD03.jpg https://oi165.photobucket.com/albums/u45/Speeddemon1414/SpeeDDemon13431v1.jpg <cite>SpeeDLeemon posted [p:942133053] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>Metalsonic66 posted... </cite> <quote>Hey baby. Are your pants a compressed file?</quote>No. Sorry. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 07/15/20 6:01:17 AM #22:	Badum... tssss? --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:942133075] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>Badum... tssss? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 07/15/20 6:11:31 AM #23:	https://extrafabulouscomics.com/comic/554/ https://extrafabulouscomics.com/comic/683/ https://extrafabulouscomics.com/comic/275/ https://extrafabulouscomics.com/comic/639/ --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:942133209] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>https://extrafabulouscomics.com/comic/554/ https://extrafabulouscomics.com/comic/683/ https://extrafabulouscomics.com/comic/275/ https://extrafabulouscomics.com/comic/639/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpeeDLeemon 07/15/20 6:12:10 AM #24:	I like that joke --- https://oi165.photobucket.com/albums/u45/Speeddemon1414/SpeeD03.jpg https://oi165.photobucket.com/albums/u45/Speeddemon1414/SpeeDDemon13431v1.jpg <cite>SpeeDLeemon posted [p:942133218] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>I like that joke </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 07/18/20 1:08:59 PM #26:	Yes, even before I read the punchline. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:942271848] in Do you get... [t:78847013]...</cite> <quote>Yes, even before I read the punchline. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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