Current Events > For those who are impressed by Trump's perfect score on the MoCA, here it is:

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COVxy
07/10/20 3:27:12 PM
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That's it. That's all of it.

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Irony
07/10/20 3:27:52 PM
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First question is hard

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Antifar
07/10/20 3:29:17 PM
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I would love to see the candidates attempt to draw a clock during the debate.
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Master_Bass
07/10/20 3:29:36 PM
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Man, the big cat almost got me! This is hard.

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ThePieReborn
07/10/20 3:31:55 PM
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"What is the time, CV-11?"

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Tyranthraxus
07/10/20 3:35:47 PM
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Irony posted...
First question is hard

1-A-2-B-3-C etc is hard?

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COVxy
07/10/20 3:39:24 PM
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Irony posted...
First question is hard

Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, but they are typically told exactly what they have to do for that first one (typically called the trail making task). In the actual trail making task, participants are given a practice sheet, and scoring is usually time to complete, but here it's just successfully drawing the lines.

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pegusus123456
07/10/20 3:40:18 PM
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Tbh, I would be impressed if Trump got a perfect score on this.

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archedsoul
07/10/20 3:41:06 PM
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https://imgur.com/V5j0C9p

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Quicksilver
07/10/20 3:42:24 PM
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It isn't supposed to be a hard test it is supposed to help with diagnosing memory problems and stuff like that.

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Pus_N_Pecans
07/10/20 3:42:34 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Tbh, I would be impressed if Trump got a perfect score on this.
This is what I was thinking. I can't imagine him getting through the attention section.

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DrizztLink
07/10/20 3:42:45 PM
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...one of the questions is literally orientation to time and place.

A thing that hospitals use to make sure you aren't having a fucking stroke.

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COVxy
07/10/20 3:43:04 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Tbh, I would be impressed if Trump got a perfect score on this.

I once observed a stroke patient who had a good quarter of his brain gone perform at normal levels on this neuropsych task.

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au_gold
07/10/20 3:43:11 PM
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He aced it, though.

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COVxy
07/10/20 3:44:06 PM
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Quicksilver posted...
It isn't supposed to be a hard test it is supposed to help with diagnosing memory problems and stuff like that.

It essentially only detects extremely severe neurological conditions.

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COVxy
07/10/20 4:22:29 PM
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I remember when he was first bragging about acing the moca, my whole old lab was laughing at it.

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Verdekal
07/10/20 4:30:59 PM
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Is this a dementia test? Joke?

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Machete
07/10/20 4:31:02 PM
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wow donald smart

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UnholyMudcrab
07/10/20 4:33:28 PM
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What's the connection between a watch and a ruler? They both go from 1 to 12?
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COVxy
07/10/20 4:36:14 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
What's the connection between a watch and a ruler? They both go from 1 to 12?

They measure.

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UnholyMudcrab
07/10/20 4:37:27 PM
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Oh, okay. I was powerfully overthinking it using my very good brain.
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DrizztLink
07/10/20 4:38:28 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Oh, okay. I was powerfully overthinking it using my very good brain.
Technically that's also a correct answer.

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Irony
07/10/20 4:58:46 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
1-A-2-B-3-C etc is hard?
Ya

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andri_g
07/10/20 5:02:38 PM
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The "results" are not valid if the test is self-administered.

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Balrog0
07/10/20 5:04:57 PM
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Gotta be honest I'm still impressed that Trump, specifically, got a perfect score

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divot1338
07/10/20 5:05:07 PM
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He was supposedly very impressed that he was able to remember all five words they told him.

Nobodys ever done that before. The doctors were astounded.

Believe me.

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The Popo
07/10/20 5:07:24 PM
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I just tried the test. I could draw the cube, but fuck the rest of that MENSA shit.



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ThyCorndog
07/10/20 5:09:36 PM
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The Popo posted...
I just tried the test. I could draw the cube, but fuck the rest of that MENSA shit.

Based

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divot1338
07/10/20 5:09:39 PM
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lol

I wonder if Trump suspected it was a setup when he two-thirds of the way through question three about the animals?

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UnholyMudcrab
07/10/20 5:28:35 PM
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divot1338 posted...
lol

I wonder if Trump suspected it was a setup when he two-thirds of the way through question three about the animals?

That's the, uh, the humpy sand horse. I know that. Everyone knows that. You'd know that if you read a newspaper. Just not yours.
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divot1338
07/10/20 5:32:19 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
That's the, uh, the humpy sand horse. I know that. Everyone knows that. You'd know that if you read a newspaper. Just not yours.
I meant

Lyin RINO .... Hey!!!!

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fan357
07/10/20 5:32:24 PM
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ThePieReborn posted...
"What is the time, CV-11?"
What is the time, CV-11?

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monkmith
07/10/20 5:32:46 PM
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it still amazes me that people believe the president's doctor is going to release his actual medical records...

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COVxy
07/10/20 6:25:30 PM
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Guys, his clock didn't implicate giant parietal lobe lesions!

Impressive.

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