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apolloooo
06/30/20 8:04:40 AM
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would you let strangers grope your balls?




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apolloooo
06/30/20 8:04:52 AM
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https://youtu.be/u54H2TZX3vs

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Statical_Ork
06/30/20 8:05:24 AM
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This is so much worse than just having a doctor do it lol

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apolloooo
06/30/20 8:06:41 AM
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I'd imagine yes

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Alteres
06/30/20 8:14:15 AM
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Wonder how often the glove is sticky afterwards...

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Jagr_68
06/30/20 8:14:25 AM
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This is actually kinda brilliant lmao.

We have gloryholes for sucking and fucking, why not use it to stop cancer?

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Unsugarized_Foo
06/30/20 8:14:56 AM
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Only of it's s chick

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Returning_CEmen
06/30/20 8:15:38 AM
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men can test themselves. We dont need an anonymous hand. Ive had a couple doctors during physicals not do that part because its not hard to do yourself. Im fine with that
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apolloooo
06/30/20 8:16:48 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
This is actually kinda brilliant lmao.

We have gloryholes for sucking and fucking, why not use it to stop cancer?
I'd rather do this than a gloryhole

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Jagr_68
06/30/20 8:17:24 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
men can test themselves. We dont need an anonymous hand. Ive had a couple doctors during physicals not do that part because its not hard to do yourself. Im fine with that

How would you explain the self examination to a dummy like me?

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Dark_SilverX
06/30/20 8:18:04 AM
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Hopefully it's Mitch McConnell doing the ball rubs



Imagine

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XxKrazyChaosxX
06/30/20 8:19:54 AM
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https://youtu.be/BJ-vRQ0owbM

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Blue_School
06/30/20 8:28:13 AM
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apolloooo posted...
I'd rather do this than a gloryhole

Fuck off, gloryholes are way better than this pg-13 bullshit. You get your nut, they get their thrill, and theres no fucking awkward social encounters afterwards.

It's a win-win-win scenario.
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VTBM
06/30/20 8:41:10 AM
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I've had strangers do wrose

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RetsuZaiZen
06/30/20 8:42:18 AM
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Fuck no

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monkmith
06/30/20 9:04:21 AM
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do they do this for proctology exams too?

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TopKekBro
06/30/20 9:13:23 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
men can test themselves. We dont need an anonymous hand. Ive had a couple doctors during physicals not do that part because its not hard to do yourself. Im fine with that

Do most doctors skip the balls test?
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AssGender
06/30/20 9:13:46 AM
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Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Only of it's s chick
They have wings

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TopKekBro
06/30/20 9:18:06 AM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
https://youtu.be/BJ-vRQ0owbM

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Alucard188
06/30/20 9:19:32 AM
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Returning_CEmen
06/30/20 10:44:34 AM
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TopKekBro posted...
Do most doctors skip the balls test?
I think so
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Questionmarktarius
06/30/20 10:45:26 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
We have gloryholes for sucking and fucking, why not use it to stop cancer?
Medicinal gloryholes?
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CProtectionSvce
07/02/20 1:21:09 AM
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Are they trained?

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apolloooo
07/02/20 1:23:39 AM
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yes

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The_Creep_2020
07/02/20 1:28:40 AM
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Is it free, or perhaps a particular dollar rate per palpitation?

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apolloooo
07/02/20 1:32:02 AM
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free

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The_Creep_2020
07/02/20 1:33:09 AM
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How often is one permitted to avail themselves of the service?

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Aristoph
07/02/20 1:33:56 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
How would you explain the self examination to a dummy like me?

It's pretty simple. Feel around them and see if you find any unusual bumps.

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apolloooo
07/02/20 1:34:41 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
How often is one permitted to avail themselves of the service?
come to the booth, close the curtains (or not your choice) drop your pants and undies let the mysterious hands checks you for cancer

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Poop2
07/02/20 1:34:48 AM
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So who takes that job?
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Pogo_Marimo
07/02/20 1:50:39 AM
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Poop2 posted...
So who takes that job?
There's a few users I can think of on this board that would probably take this job.

Also, scene:

You and your friends are walking down the street. "There, look! A testicle booth!" You chide each other, hahah. Then, a dare--

"You do it"

"Hahah, no you".

You've got huge balls, figuratively and literally. You tell your friends this, and saunter towards the booth as your friends hoot and cheer. Behind you, you close the curtain and a gloved hand pops out. It gives you a thumbs up. It points to your pants. It points to the ground. You can take a hint. As your belt buckle clatters against the pavement, another hoot from your friends behind you. Ah, those jokesters. Them and their japes. What a great story this will be. You inch forward into range, and the gloved hand takes your testicles in gently. The latex hand is warm against your scrotum. It expertly navigates your testicles and you lean your head back a bit. Then, the gloved hand seems to frown. It goes back over your right testicle. A pause. Hesitation. Your heart sinks. The hand gingerly releases your testicle then points at your right testicle. It makes some gestures like shaping a mound, then a signal that you think might mean "no good". Outside, your friends are still hooting. A second gloved hand reaches out with a syringe. It gestures it's gonna need a blood test.

"How long until I get the results back?" you gesture with your testicles, choking back tears. The hands shrug. Behind you, your friend Dave says they're gonna grab some corndogs if you two need some alone time. Your other friends howl with laughter. You pull your pants up and open the curtain back up. They've already got their hands up to high five you.

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au_gold
07/02/20 1:51:43 AM
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Thats my fetish.

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The_Creep_2020
07/02/20 1:58:44 AM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
There's a few users I can think of on this board that would probably take this job.

Also, scene:

You and your friends are walking down the street. "There, look! A testicle booth!" You chide each other, hahah. Then, a dare--

"You do it"

"Hahah, no you".

You've got huge balls, figuratively and literally. You tell your friends this, and saunter towards the booth as your friends hoot and cheer. Behind you, you close the curtain and a gloved hand pops out. It gives you a thumbs up. It points to your pants. It points to the ground. You can take a hint. As your belt buckle clatters against the pavement, another hoot from your friends behind you. Ah, those jokesters. Them and their japes. What a great story this will be. You inch forward into range, and the gloved hand takes your testicles in gently. The latex hand is warm against your scrotum. It expertly navigates your testicles and you lean your head back a bit. Then, the gloved hand seems to frown. It goes back over your right testicle. A pause. Hesitation. Your heart sinks. The hand gingerly releases your testicle then points at your right testicle. It makes some gestures like shaping a mound, then a signal that you think might mean "no good". Outside, your friends are still hooting. A second gloved hand reaches out with a syringe. It gestures it's gonna need a blood test.

"How long until I get the results back?" you gesture with your testicles, choking back tears. The hands shrug. Behind you, your friend Dave says they're gonna grab some corndogs if you two need some alone time. Your other friends howl with laughter. You pull your pants up and open the curtain back up. They've already got their hands up to high five you.

This is glorious. I am speechless.

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Brilliant
07/02/20 2:05:16 AM
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Indeed great.

Thank you for the effort.
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OpenlyGator
07/02/20 2:09:51 AM
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I'm actually impressed to see preventative health measures for men taken seriously in this age. I approve.

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CADE FOSTER
07/02/20 2:11:31 AM
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sure if i get a woody thats there fault
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07/02/20 2:28:26 AM
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07/02/20 2:33:13 AM
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TopKekBro
07/02/20 10:02:21 AM
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This sounds dangerous?

imagine the worker had a bad day or went (literally) crazy and just grabs your balls and rips or squeezes them. you are done
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