Current Events > i wish men were allowed to carry a purse

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i have to go into the office tmrw and have so much little crap to carry (hand sanitizer, usb, ID, wallet, keys, pepper spray, ear buds, hydro flask etc) and it's such a waste to throw all that stuff in my briefcase, backpack or tote bag (all my man bags). if only i had a cute purse i could throw it all in and it was socially acceptable

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YEr allowed to do whatever you want bud.

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You ever spray the pepper spray on food

Get a murse.

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Get a messenger bag or laptop bag if you're not secure enough in your manhood to carry a purse or you know cargo pants.

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You can wear a fanny pack as long as you have a fedora and a whip.



Also preferably a holstered gun to act as a deterrent for anyone who wishes to mock your fanny pack. That might be overkill though. The whip may be deterrent enough.

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Who says you can't

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ZeroX91 posted...

Get a messenger bag or laptop bag if you're not secure enough in your manhood to carry a purse or you know cargo pants.

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messenger bag/laptop bags are too big, that is my entire point...i want a nice clutch size purse

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If a grown man needs pepper spray he needs to be neutered.

Get a small back pack

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FortuneCookie posted...

You can wear a fanny pack as long as you have a fedora and a whip.

dang, fanny pack is perfect, i wish it was still in style. unfortunately it makes men look like they are slightly pregnant or fat

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No_U_L7 posted...

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messenger bag/laptop bags are too big, that is my entire point...i want a nice clutch size purse

Cargo pants are the manliest of pants what are you talkin about!

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WetboyGoHard posted...

If a grown man needs pepper spray he needs to be neutered.

imagine actually having this type of toxic masculinity as a real thought lmao

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Imagine having real hands. And a dick to go with them.

WetboyGoHard posted...

If a grown man needs pepper spray he needs to be neutered.

So long as Tacobell has weak sauce, I'm bringing my own.

I agree with the fanpack idea. It's small and convenient.

Fanpacks have been the staple for men's fashion for many generations and stood strong against the test of time. Many masculine men, the most alpha men in history have sported fanpacks. One man for example is Dwayne Johnson, better known as "The Rock".



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WetboyGoHard posted...

Imagine having real hands. And a dick to go with them.

Yeah I'm sure your dick appreciates your real hands, because its the only action it gets XD

Its the "men" with low IQ that need to be neutered

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You see hypebeasts do it all the time



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If you you need a medium, organized get/stow-on-the-go bag, get a courier bag (few items, one shoulder).
https://www.bopdj.com/udg-courier-bag-black.html

If you need large, organized get/stow-on-the-go bag, get a messenger bag (many items, one or two shoulders).
https://www.ems.com/timbuk2-commute-messenger-bag-m-blue/1305864.html [one shoulder; not for cycling]
https://ortliebusa.com/product/messenger-bag-classic/ [two shoulders]

I've used both kinds, but I prefer courier bags.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgQDAKsOh-M

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