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FabIemaster
05/27/20 10:12:37 PM
#253:


Def has been a wild ride. I didn't know where it was going but I've enjoyed the journey so far.

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BatmanWTtP
05/27/20 10:33:06 PM
#254:


Bump

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divot1338
05/28/20 1:29:01 AM
#255:


I would say C but as a Karen her response would be B

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BatmanWTtP
05/28/20 2:40:37 AM
#256:


Going to sleep update in the morning

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FabIemaster
05/28/20 3:04:05 PM
#257:


Bump

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BatmanWTtP
05/28/20 9:04:11 PM
#258:


Update soon, wrapping up some practice stuff

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BatmanWTtP
05/28/20 10:11:56 PM
#259:


C) Seduce Pelosi and become her First Lady

President Pelosi's ceremony goes off without a hitch. There are thousands of death threats coming in from red states and Mitch McConnell is shitting himself on the floors of his office. You however are already prepared for your next step, the evolution of Karen.

Nancy opens the door to her new bedroom only to find you waiting on the bed, spread eagle, the most patriotic of all poses. She seems unfazed.
"I was looking for you." she says making her way over
"And I for you." you say in your most seductive voice. You start crawling over to her only to get smacked in the face with a piece of paper.
"An eviction notice!" you're absolutely livid. "I'M THE FIRST LADY, YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT OF MY HOME!" Nancy laughs at your outrage
"You haven't been First Lady since I was sworn in this after noon. You're yesterday's news. Now get out of my room, me and the ice cream man are about to put Rocky road in places you've only dreamed of." she physically shoves you out the door. "You have 10 days to leave the White House."

You're standing in the hallways of the White House, naked, alone, and homeless. Nancy is the toughest foe you've ever met.

What do you do?
A) Start packing up, you know when you're beat
B) You have to kill Nancy and take your rightful place
C) Not gonna lie, Nancy's authority was pretty hot, join in on her hot fudge sundae


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Eevee-Trainer
05/28/20 10:22:55 PM
#260:


C then B

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Proto_Spark
05/28/20 10:24:25 PM
#261:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
C then B

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WaterLink
05/28/20 10:30:09 PM
#262:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
C then B

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FabIemaster
05/28/20 10:33:30 PM
#263:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
C then B


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OrangeCrush980
05/28/20 11:22:24 PM
#264:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
C then B

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OffTempo
05/28/20 11:43:03 PM
#265:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
C then B


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teepan95
05/29/20 2:25:41 AM
#266:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
C then B

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BatmanWTtP
05/29/20 9:34:04 AM
#267:


I'll write something later, wasn't really expecting there to be a large scale anti-cop riot when I started writing this

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FabIemaster
05/29/20 9:42:26 AM
#268:


BatmanWTtP posted...
I'll write something later, wasn't really expecting there to be a large scale anti-cop riot when I started writing this

Yeeeah but at least you wrote that part before this all went down so it's clear it wasn't a commentary on that. You're still doing great though!

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OffTempo
05/29/20 1:15:09 PM
#269:


bump

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BatmanWTtP
05/29/20 9:57:17 PM
#270:


I'm going to take today off, there's too much crazy shit going on rn

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OffTempo
05/29/20 10:02:33 PM
#271:


No worries tc youve been working hard on the writing and its been great.

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BatmanWTtP
05/30/20 8:07:44 PM
#272:


C) Not gonna lie, Nancy's authority was pretty hot, join in on her hot fudge sundae
B) You have to kill Nancy and take your rightful place

A plan crosses your mind. You know what must be done, but will Nancy give in. She just rejected your advances, but you one thing she can't resist. You go to the kitchen, the staff seems very confused as to why you are still there
"What, never seen a naked woman before?!" you yell at Avery, the head cook.
"No, I'm gay." he retorts. You look at him in disgust.
"You worked for me for 3 years." you say hurt
"I was gay then too." he states as you grab chocolate syrup and whipped cream from the refrigerator.
"I'll remember this in the future."
"I'll be gay then too." he says before shooing you out of the kitchen.

You walk back to Nancy's bedroom and start covering yourself in whipped cream and chocolate syrup. Suddenly the door opens, Nancy is clearly following the scent of the toppings. She sees what you're doing and glares at you in disgust. Nancy sighs.
"Okay come in." she says begrudgingly opening the door. Her husband is tied to the bed, blindfolded, sprinkles sprinkled on his happy trail, as a side note, Nancy really upgraded on her man after the 2020 riots, they may be the enemy, but her and Daniel Radcliffe are cute together.
"Nancy, are you still there?" Harry Potter asks innocently.
"Yes dear, coming." Nancy responds as she drags you to the bed.

What follows is a magical experience the likes of which human decency will not allow me to speak. You've never tasted butter pecan until you've eaten out of Madame President's refrigerator. The three of you collapse onto the bed, sticky and exhausted. You go to grab a pillow so that you can smother theife out Nancy, but you're suddenly grabbed by the arm and led out of the door by security, Nancy waves goodbye with a smile on her face. Security dumps you on the lawn and hoses you down. You've never been so embarrassed before.

What do you do?
A) March right back in there and challenge Nancy to a fight
B) Sneak into the White House basement and live there in secret
C) Kill Daniel Radcliffe and pose as Nancy's husband

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Eevee-Trainer
05/30/20 8:33:06 PM
#273:


B

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OffTempo
05/30/20 9:19:07 PM
#274:


B

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FabIemaster
05/30/20 9:19:39 PM
#275:


B

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OrangeCrush980
05/30/20 10:07:28 PM
#276:


B
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WaterLink
05/30/20 11:27:05 PM
#277:


C
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teepan95
05/31/20 2:46:40 AM
#278:


B
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FabIemaster
05/31/20 11:53:17 PM
#279:


Bump

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OffTempo
06/01/20 2:19:23 PM
#280:


bump

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OrangeCrush980
06/01/20 3:36:05 PM
#281:


We can't let this topic die like all of Karen's victims have!
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