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Master_Bass 05/21/20 1:41:41 PM #51:	B --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:939496972] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>B </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OffTempo 05/21/20 1:43:24 PM #52:	AB? --- Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer." Blade: "Don't do that" <cite>OffTempo posted [p:939497047] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>AB? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 05/21/20 1:45:30 PM #53:	A --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:939497153] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>A </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Bitcoin 05/21/20 1:51:05 PM #54:	A this is amazing, TC has a gift lol <cite>The_Bitcoin posted [p:939497413] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>A this is amazing, TC has a gift lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OrangeCrush980 05/21/20 1:51:57 PM #55:	B --- Congrats to azuarc for winning the Game of the Decade 2 Guru challenge! <cite>OrangeCrush980 posted [p:939497464] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>B</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BatmanWTtP 05/21/20 1:53:20 PM #56:	B) have the cops take care of this You have no idea what to do, you've never seen your daughter so vulnerable, you do what all good mothers do, you turn to the police to raise your child for you. You can hear the police entering the house. "She's in here!" you yell through the house. Judy looks at you realizing you're there. She glares and starts screaming. "YOU FUCKING EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CLASS, I FUCKING HATE YOU!" oh no, the pedo has corrupted her mind. The police come storming down the hallway guns drawn, here comes freedom. "Karen McKaren, get on the ground with your hands where we can see them!" there must be a misunderstanding. "Excuse me! My daughter was being groomed by a pedophile! Why am I being arrested!" you get in the officer's face. "Back up, maintain social distancing orders!" the officer yells. oh, he's a liberal cop, that explains it. "WHAT CRIME HAVE I COMMITTED!" you scream into the officer's face. "You're charged with the hit and run of Principle Theodore Johnson earlier this morning. The victim is currently in the hospital where he identified you as the driver." "HE HIT MY CAR!" "Ma'am we have video of you not only hitting his car, but then running him over and speeding through the streets." "THAT'S BULLSHIT, YOU WEREN'T THERE." the officer turns to his partner. "Grab the breathalizer, there's alcohol on her breath." "SO I HAD A DRINK IN THE MORNING SO WHAT!" What do you do? A) The lamestream media has corrupted the boys in blue, fight your way out B) Beg the officer to let you go, perhaps favors can be exchanged C) Pull out your phone and record the police brutality --- I'll never let you win, never. <cite>BatmanWTtP posted [p:939497531] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>B) have the cops take care of this You have no idea what to do, you've never seen your daughter so vulnerable, you do what all good mothers do, you turn to the police to raise your child for you. You can hear the police entering the house. "She's in here!" you yell through the house. Judy looks at you realizing you're there. She glares and starts screaming. "YOU FUCKING EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CLASS, I FUCKING HATE YOU!" oh no, the pedo has corrupted her mind. The police come storming down the hallway guns drawn, here comes freedom. "Karen McKaren, get on the ground with your hands where we can see them!" there must be a misunderstanding. "Excuse me! My daughter was being groomed by a pedophile! Why am I being arrested!" you get in the officer's face. "Back up, maintain social distancing orders!" the officer yells. oh, he's a liberal cop, that explains it. "WHAT CRIME HAVE I COMMITTED!" you scream into the officer's face. "You're charged with the hit and run of Principle Theodore Johnson earlier this morning. The victim is currently in the hospital where he identified you as the driver." "HE HIT MY CAR!" "Ma'am we have video of you not only hitting his car, but then running him over and speeding through the streets." "THAT'S BULLSHIT, YOU WEREN'T THERE." the officer turns to his partner. "Grab the breathalizer, there's alcohol on her breath." "SO I HAD A DRINK IN THE MORNING SO WHAT!" What do you do? A) The lamestream media has corrupted the boys in blue, fight your way out B) Beg the officer to let you go, perhaps favors can be exchanged C) Pull out your phone and record the police brutality </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OffTempo 05/21/20 1:55:24 PM #57:	A then C --- Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer." Blade: "Don't do that" <cite>OffTempo posted [p:939497623] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>A then C </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmbraceOfDeath 05/21/20 1:56:05 PM #58:	A --- PSN/GT: BigDaffej <cite>EmbraceOfDeath posted [p:939497656] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>A </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Elmer_Glue 05/21/20 1:56:10 PM #59:	OffTempo posted... A then C <cite>Elmer_Glue posted [p:939497658] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>OffTempo posted... </cite> <quote>A then C</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Bitcoin 05/21/20 1:57:51 PM #60:	AB <cite>The_Bitcoin posted [p:939497738] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>AB </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OrangeCrush980 05/21/20 1:59:32 PM #61:	A --- Congrats to azuarc for winning the Game of the Decade 2 Guru challenge! <cite>OrangeCrush980 posted [p:939497823] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>A</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cuttin_in_farm 05/21/20 1:59:33 PM #62:	BatmanWTtP posted... The police sirens wail behind you the entire drive. "Hey Siri, play the national anthem." you roll down your windows and let the freedom ring as a second cop car joins the party. Im dead lmao --- A show of kindness may not do much help, but a show of cruelty may do much harm. <cite>cuttin_in_farm posted [p:939497825] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>BatmanWTtP posted... </cite> <quote>The police sirens wail behind you the entire drive. "Hey Siri, play the national anthem." you roll down your windows and let the freedom ring as a second cop car joins the party.</quote> Im dead lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FabIemaster 05/21/20 2:02:34 PM #63:	OffTempo posted... A then C --- The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. <cite>FabIemaster posted [p:939497969] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>OffTempo posted... </cite> <quote>A then C</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 05/21/20 2:04:52 PM #64:	OffTempo posted... A then C --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:939498073] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>OffTempo posted...</cite> <quote>A then C </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Proto_Spark 05/21/20 2:07:59 PM #65:	OffTempo posted... A then C <cite>Proto_Spark posted [p:939498236] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>OffTempo posted... </cite> <quote>A then C</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BatmanWTtP 05/21/20 2:17:45 PM #66:	A) The lamestream media has corrupted the boys in blue, fight your way out C) Pull out your phone and record the police brutality The cops are corrupt, this great nation is in need of saving and you're the hero it's crying for. You kiss your daughter on the forehead, she shoves you away and turns her back to you. It's okay, you don't want her to witness the reverse-Waco that's about to go down in her bedroom. The first officer keeps his taser on you and continues to order you to the ground, but you know your rights. "Stick it pig! I know my rights." you've calmed yourself in preparation for step 2. The other cop returns with a breathalyzer. He approaches and your cheerleading instinct kicks in, you quickly grapple the cop into a rear naked choke thanks to CKC(Close Karen Combat) and pull the gun from his holster. You're now in a Mexican-American standoff, not a Mexican standoff because you're a citizen. "PUT THE GUN DOWN, LET THE OFFICER GO!" the Officer yells as he drops his taser for his gun. "James help me!" your hostage yells. "Stay calm Duncan, I'll get you out of there!" James yells. "My girlfriend, tonight was supposed to be the night." he cries before you pistol whip him. "Tonight was the night?" he must be referring to a terrorist plot alongside the other corrupt police. You have to let the world know. "Sweety, mommy needs you to grab her phone and start recording." "Mom what's wrong with you!" she yells before tackling you to the ground. You hear a gunshot, you're not sure what's happening, but in the chaos you pull out your phone and start live streaming. The feed captures Officer James beating you into submission as Judy cries in the background. Your in the backseat of the police car, there's blood on your clothes, you're not sure who's. You look out the window and see dried blood on the hood of your car. This was a set up. What do you do? A) Go peacefully, your lawyer will handle this B) Demand to speak to the police chief C) You can break these cuffs --- I'll never let you win, never. <cite>BatmanWTtP posted [p:939498671] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>A) The lamestream media has corrupted the boys in blue, fight your way out C) Pull out your phone and record the police brutality The cops are corrupt, this great nation is in need of saving and you're the hero it's crying for. You kiss your daughter on the forehead, she shoves you away and turns her back to you. It's okay, you don't want her to witness the reverse-Waco that's about to go down in her bedroom. The first officer keeps his taser on you and continues to order you to the ground, but you know your rights. "Stick it pig! I know my rights." you've calmed yourself in preparation for step 2. The other cop returns with a breathalyzer. He approaches and your cheerleading instinct kicks in, you quickly grapple the cop into a rear naked choke thanks to CKC(Close Karen Combat) and pull the gun from his holster. You're now in a Mexican-American standoff, not a Mexican standoff because you're a citizen. "PUT THE GUN DOWN, LET THE OFFICER GO!" the Officer yells as he drops his taser for his gun. "James help me!" your hostage yells. "Stay calm Duncan, I'll get you out of there!" James yells. "My girlfriend, tonight was supposed to be the night." he cries before you pistol whip him. "Tonight was the night?" he must be referring to a terrorist plot alongside the other corrupt police. You have to let the world know. "Sweety, mommy needs you to grab her phone and start recording." "Mom what's wrong with you!" she yells before tackling you to the ground. You hear a gunshot, you're not sure what's happening, but in the chaos you pull out your phone and start live streaming. The feed captures Officer James beating you into submission as Judy cries in the background. Your in the backseat of the police car, there's blood on your clothes, you're not sure who's. You look out the window and see dried blood on the hood of your car. This was a set up. What do you do? A) Go peacefully, your lawyer will handle this B) Demand to speak to the police chief C) You can break these cuffs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 05/21/20 2:20:38 PM #67:	B --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:939498803] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>B </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 05/21/20 2:21:25 PM #68:	B --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:939498841] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>B</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AssGender 05/21/20 2:22:48 PM #69:	C --- Ecce homo qui est faba.Ecce homo qui est faba. Vale homo qui est faba, qui est faba, qui est faba <cite>AssGender posted [p:939498917] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>C </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OffTempo 05/21/20 2:23:13 PM #70:	B while screaming desperately trying to do C --- Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer." Blade: "Don't do that" <cite>OffTempo posted [p:939498937] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>B while screaming desperately trying to do C </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Proto_Spark 05/21/20 2:23:29 PM #71:	OffTempo posted... B while screaming desperately trying to do C <cite>Proto_Spark posted [p:939498951] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>OffTempo posted... </cite> <quote>B while screaming desperately trying to do C</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OrangeCrush980 05/21/20 2:26:18 PM #72:	C --- Congrats to azuarc for winning the Game of the Decade 2 Guru challenge! <cite>OrangeCrush980 posted [p:939499089] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>C</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Bitcoin 05/21/20 2:30:07 PM #73:	He approaches and your cheerleading instinct kicks in, you quickly grapple the cop into a rear naked choke thanks to CKC(Close Karen Combat) and pull the gun from his holster. You're now in a Mexican-American standoff, not a Mexican standoff because you're a citizen. "PUT THE GUN DOWN, LET THE OFFICER GO!" the Officer yells as he drops his taser for his gun. "James help me!" your hostage yells. "Stay calm Duncan, I'll get you out of there!" James yells. My girlfriend, tonight was supposed to be the night." he cries before you pistol whip him. lmao!!! HAHAHAHAHA lmfao <cite>The_Bitcoin posted [p:939499272] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>He approaches and your cheerleading instinct kicks in, you quickly grapple the cop into a rear naked choke thanks to CKC(Close Karen Combat) and pull the gun from his holster. You're now in a Mexican-American standoff, not a Mexican standoff because you're a citizen. "PUT THE GUN DOWN, LET THE OFFICER GO!" the Officer yells as he drops his taser for his gun. "James help me!" your hostage yells. "Stay calm Duncan, I'll get you out of there!" James yells. My girlfriend, tonight was supposed to be the night." he cries before you pistol whip him. lmao!!! HAHAHAHAHA lmfao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Elmer_Glue 05/21/20 2:31:31 PM #74:	B <cite>Elmer_Glue posted [p:939499339] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>B </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OrangeCrush980 05/21/20 2:32:46 PM #75:	I feel so bad for Karen. She just wanted some wine and now all of these bad things are happening to her for no apparent reason. --- Congrats to azuarc for winning the Game of the Decade 2 Guru challenge! <cite>OrangeCrush980 posted [p:939499407] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>I feel so bad for Karen. She just wanted some wine and now all of these bad things are happening to her for no apparent reason.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HotLap 05/21/20 2:40:17 PM #76:	OffTempo posted... B while screaming desperately trying to do C I cant believe the police would detain a good, CHRISTIAN woman for no reason whatsoever. Look at what Obama has done to this country. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. <cite>HotLap posted [p:939499752] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>OffTempo posted... </cite> <quote>B while screaming desperately trying to do C</quote> I cant believe the police would detain a good, CHRISTIAN woman for no reason whatsoever. Look at what Obama has done to this country. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 05/21/20 2:55:14 PM #77:	OffTempo posted... B while screaming desperately trying to do C --- https://imgur.com/NlyIzM6 ~ Lara Croft and I, as drawn by Harpie! 'I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong' - NigerianKnight <cite>teepan95 posted [p:939500442] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>OffTempo posted...</cite> <quote>B while screaming desperately trying to do C </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BatmanWTtP 05/21/20 2:59:39 PM #78:	B) Demand to speak to the police chief while C) You can break these cuffs "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, I DON'T CARE WHAT THAT LIZARD MAN OBAMA SAID, ME AND DADDY TRUMP WILL UNCOVER THE TRUTH!" you yell pressing your face as close to Officer James as possible, Officer Duncan is nowhere to be found. Officer James says nothing. "YOU LIBERALS OR SHOULD I SAY LIEBERALS, WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS." Officer James remains silent. I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH THE POLICE CHIEF!" Officer James comes to a stop light and glares at you through the rear view. "Ma'am, with what little due respect, shut the fuck up." "YOU DEVILS SET ME UP, BUT GOD IS ON MY SIDE, AND WITH THE POWER OF GOD AND THE SECOND AMENDMENT ON MY SIDE THE TRUTH WILL PREVAIL! OH CHRIST, OH LORD, OH VIRGIN MARTINI, GRANT ME THE STRENGTH I NEED TO BREAK THESE SHACKLES OF MY OPPRESSOR!" you let out a primal roar as you attempt to channel your inner freedom fighter and break the cuffs. Suddenly Officer James slams on the breaks. You fly face first into the barrier between you and the front seat. The door opens. Officer James pulls you out of the vehicle and throws you onto the ground. He reaches for his gun. You notice you're in the middle of nowhere. If there was ever a time for God to grant you the strength to break these cuffs it would be now. James lets out a scream and begins firing into the air. He grabs you and throws you back into the car. You remain silent for the rest of the ride. You are now at Police HQ. You're given one phone call. Who do you call? A) Judy, tell her mama is going to be okay B) Susan, you know that gold digger has the money C) Julio, the only man who's ever satisfied you D) Your husband, Donny, god knows the only thing that man is good for is his money --- I'll never let you win, never. <cite>BatmanWTtP posted [p:939500657] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>B) Demand to speak to the police chief while C) You can break these cuffs "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, I DON'T CARE WHAT THAT LIZARD MAN OBAMA SAID, ME AND DADDY TRUMP WILL UNCOVER THE TRUTH!" you yell pressing your face as close to Officer James as possible, Officer Duncan is nowhere to be found. Officer James says nothing. "YOU LIBERALS OR SHOULD I SAY LIEBERALS, WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS." Officer James remains silent. I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH THE POLICE CHIEF!" Officer James comes to a stop light and glares at you through the rear view. "Ma'am, with what little due respect, shut the fuck up." "YOU DEVILS SET ME UP, BUT GOD IS ON MY SIDE, AND WITH THE POWER OF GOD AND THE SECOND AMENDMENT ON MY SIDE THE TRUTH WILL PREVAIL! OH CHRIST, OH LORD, OH VIRGIN MARTINI, GRANT ME THE STRENGTH I NEED TO BREAK THESE SHACKLES OF MY OPPRESSOR!" you let out a primal roar as you attempt to channel your inner freedom fighter and break the cuffs. Suddenly Officer James slams on the breaks. You fly face first into the barrier between you and the front seat. The door opens. Officer James pulls you out of the vehicle and throws you onto the ground. He reaches for his gun. You notice you're in the middle of nowhere. If there was ever a time for God to grant you the strength to break these cuffs it would be now. James lets out a scream and begins firing into the air. He grabs you and throws you back into the car. You remain silent for the rest of the ride. You are now at Police HQ. You're given one phone call. Who do you call? A) Judy, tell her mama is going to be okay B) Susan, you know that gold digger has the money C) Julio, the only man who's ever satisfied you D) Your husband, Donny, god knows the only thing that man is good for is his money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 05/21/20 3:00:47 PM #80:	Actually, call the chief of police --- https://imgur.com/NlyIzM6 ~ Lara Croft and I, as drawn by Harpie! 'I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong' - NigerianKnight <cite>teepan95 posted [p:939500705] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>Actually, call the chief of police</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 05/21/20 3:02:22 PM #81:	D --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:939500782] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>D</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 05/21/20 3:04:04 PM #82:	B --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:939500865] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>B </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OffTempo 05/21/20 3:05:09 PM #83:	C --- Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer." Blade: "Don't do that" <cite>OffTempo posted [p:939500914] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>C </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FabIemaster 05/21/20 3:08:13 PM #84:	D then teepan95 posted... Actually, call the chief of police --- The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. <cite>FabIemaster posted [p:939501051] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>D then teepan95 posted... </cite> <quote>Actually, call the chief of police</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Proto_Spark 05/21/20 3:08:39 PM #85:	D <cite>Proto_Spark posted [p:939501074] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>D </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Elmer_Glue 05/21/20 3:36:50 PM #86:	teepan95 posted... Actually, call the chief of police <cite>Elmer_Glue posted [p:939502480] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted... </cite> <quote>Actually, call the chief of police</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BatmanWTtP 05/21/20 3:59:19 PM #87:	E)Call the Chief of Police You stand in silence looking at the phone. There's a thousand thoughts running through your mind, but only one solution. You know what must be done. "Hey Siri, call the chief of police." no response. "Hey Siri, I said call the chief of police." the police look at you in confusion. "Ma'am, that's a landline." one officer says. They've taken over Siri too, technology has betrayed you, damn you Bill Gates. "I'd like to see a phone book." you state. A few minutes of searching later you find the Chief of Police's number and call him. "Hello, this is Chief Allen." "Hello Chief of Police?" "Umm yeah, who is this?" "Hi, you don't know me, but your department does. My name is Karen McKaren, and I am being wrongfully detained." "Why did you call my house number?" "These officers are corrupt and have arrested a loyal, god-fearing christian, second amendment supporting, mother." the Chief is silent. "They've teamed up with pedophiles and rapists to ruin my reputation and this great country." "Ma'am, I suggest using your phone call for someone to post your bail." "I have proof, video evidence. I live streamed the whole ordeal of police brutality." The chief is quiet once again. "Oh now you want to listen." "Ma'am, if you're speaking of the livestream I'm thinking of, that makes you a cop killer. You ran over a high school principal which cost him his arm, and then murdered a Officer Duncan. You belong in jail." It goes all the way to the top. What do you do? A) Demand to speak to the governer B) Try calling someone else C) You'll have to bust out of here, make a break for it --- I'll never let you win, never. <cite>BatmanWTtP posted [p:939503712] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>E)Call the Chief of Police You stand in silence looking at the phone. There's a thousand thoughts running through your mind, but only one solution. You know what must be done. "Hey Siri, call the chief of police." no response. "Hey Siri, I said call the chief of police." the police look at you in confusion. "Ma'am, that's a landline." one officer says. They've taken over Siri too, technology has betrayed you, damn you Bill Gates. "I'd like to see a phone book." you state. A few minutes of searching later you find the Chief of Police's number and call him. "Hello, this is Chief Allen." "Hello Chief of Police?" "Umm yeah, who is this?" "Hi, you don't know me, but your department does. My name is Karen McKaren, and I am being wrongfully detained." "Why did you call my house number?" "These officers are corrupt and have arrested a loyal, god-fearing christian, second amendment supporting, mother." the Chief is silent. "They've teamed up with pedophiles and rapists to ruin my reputation and this great country." "Ma'am, I suggest using your phone call for someone to post your bail." "I have proof, video evidence. I live streamed the whole ordeal of police brutality." The chief is quiet once again. "Oh now you want to listen." "Ma'am, if you're speaking of the livestream I'm thinking of, that makes you a cop killer. You ran over a high school principal which cost him his arm, and then murdered a Officer Duncan. You belong in jail." It goes all the way to the top. What do you do? A) Demand to speak to the governer B) Try calling someone else C) You'll have to bust out of here, make a break for it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 05/21/20 4:01:20 PM #88:	B Call the manager of Apple. Obviously the phone got hacked while you were filming, which is why everyone thinks you did those heinous things --- https://imgur.com/NlyIzM6 ~ Lara Croft and I, as drawn by Harpie! 'I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong' - NigerianKnight <cite>teepan95 posted [p:939503817] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>B Call the manager of Apple. Obviously the phone got hacked while you were filming, which is why everyone thinks you did those heinous things</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 05/21/20 4:02:56 PM #89:	A --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:939503900] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>A </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 05/21/20 4:06:39 PM #90:	B. President Trump to ask for a pardon --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:939504092] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>B. President Trump to ask for a pardon</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Proto_Spark 05/21/20 4:06:55 PM #91:	A. Go over the Chief's head, he's obviously corrupted too. But are we in a Freedom state, or one of those liberal communist hellhole states? because if its the latter we have to take things into our own hands (so C) <cite>Proto_Spark posted [p:939504102] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>A. Go over the Chief's head, he's obviously corrupted too. But are we in a Freedom state, or one of those liberal communist hellhole states? because if its the latter we have to take things into our own hands (so C) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Elmer_Glue 05/21/20 4:08:48 PM #92:	A <cite>Elmer_Glue posted [p:939504197] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>A </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OffTempo 05/21/20 4:14:46 PM #93:	WaterLink posted... B. President Trump to ask for a pardon --- Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer." Blade: "Don't do that" <cite>OffTempo posted [p:939504525] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>WaterLink posted... </cite> <quote>B. President Trump to ask for a pardon</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TreyFlowers 05/21/20 4:15:11 PM #94:	E) jerk it with luigi --- Don't die for anything less than the best of life. <cite>TreyFlowers posted [p:939504547] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>E) jerk it with luigi </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 05/21/20 4:16:00 PM #95:	OffTempo posted... WaterLink posted... B. President Trump to ask for a pardon Changing my vote to this --- https://imgur.com/NlyIzM6 ~ Lara Croft and I, as drawn by Harpie! 'I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong' - NigerianKnight <cite>teepan95 posted [p:939504599] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>OffTempo posted...</cite> <quote>WaterLink posted... </cite> <quote> B. President Trump to ask for a pardon</quote> </quote> Changing my vote to this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Bitcoin 05/21/20 4:18:02 PM #96:	WaterLink posted... B. President Trump to ask for a pardon <cite>The_Bitcoin posted [p:939504710] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>WaterLink posted... </cite> <quote>B. President Trump to ask for a pardon</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 05/21/20 4:23:33 PM #97:	WaterLink posted... B. President Trump to ask for a pardon Change me to this too. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:939505053] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>WaterLink posted... </cite> <quote>B. President Trump to ask for a pardon</quote>Change me to this too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FabIemaster 05/21/20 4:26:16 PM #98:	WaterLink posted... B. President Trump to ask for a pardon --- The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. <cite>FabIemaster posted [p:939505193] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>WaterLink posted... </cite> <quote>B. President Trump to ask for a pardon</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BatmanWTtP 05/21/20 4:30:26 PM #99:	B. President Trump to ask for a pardon It's become clear the cops can't help you, but you live in Commiefornia, the state government is no help, they're all Obama's seed. You have to go higher. You couldn't break the cuffs, God let you down, so you can't turn to him right now. Of course, it's obvious. You must call the one man who will put these liberal pedophiles in their place, President Trump. Would Trump answer? He's a busy man fighting for America's freedom. "DRAIN THE SWAMP!" you yell getting dirty looks from everyone. There's no way the White House would answer a phone call from prison, well maybe if you were from Texas, but they're certainly not going to answer one from Commiefornia. Then it hits you, Trump would never answer the phone, but he will answer a tweet. You back into the corner and unclench your cheeks , your phone falls to the floor. "Hey Siri. Tweet @POTUS and @RealDonaldTrump. I am patriot being wrongly detained by the corrupt politicians in Commiefornia. I live streamed my assault, but the police are turning a blind eye to the law to send you a message. Please President Trump, you're my only hope." the tweet sends. Your phone notifications start going off at lightning speed. An officer points to your phone. "What the hell is that?" "Democracy!" you yell as the doors to the police station are busted open by the man himself. Like a Golden God, President Trump stands in the doorway. "Karen McKaren. I'm here to save you." What do you do? A) Complain to Trump B) Ask Trump to pardon you C) Sue the police and have Trump serve as judge --- I'll never let you win, never. <cite>BatmanWTtP posted [p:939505412] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>B. President Trump to ask for a pardon It's become clear the cops can't help you, but you live in Commiefornia, the state government is no help, they're all Obama's seed. You have to go higher. You couldn't break the cuffs, God let you down, so you can't turn to him right now. Of course, it's obvious. You must call the one man who will put these liberal pedophiles in their place, President Trump. Would Trump answer? He's a busy man fighting for America's freedom. "DRAIN THE SWAMP!" you yell getting dirty looks from everyone. There's no way the White House would answer a phone call from prison, well maybe if you were from Texas, but they're certainly not going to answer one from Commiefornia. Then it hits you, Trump would never answer the phone, but he will answer a tweet. You back into the corner and unclench your cheeks , your phone falls to the floor. "Hey Siri. Tweet @POTUS and @RealDonaldTrump. I am patriot being wrongly detained by the corrupt politicians in Commiefornia. I live streamed my assault, but the police are turning a blind eye to the law to send you a message. Please President Trump, you're my only hope." the tweet sends. Your phone notifications start going off at lightning speed. An officer points to your phone. "What the hell is that?" "Democracy!" you yell as the doors to the police station are busted open by the man himself. Like a Golden God, President Trump stands in the doorway. "Karen McKaren. I'm here to save you." What do you do? A) Complain to Trump B) Ask Trump to pardon you C) Sue the police and have Trump serve as judge </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Bitcoin 05/21/20 4:33:53 PM #100:	An officer points to your phone. "What the hell is that? "Democracy!" you yell hahahahaha! also, A <cite>The_Bitcoin posted [p:939505580] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>An officer points to your phone. "What the hell is that? "Democracy!" you yell hahahahaha! also, A </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Proto_Spark 05/21/20 4:37:22 PM #101:	C <cite>Proto_Spark posted [p:939505769] in CYOA: Your... [t:78707525]...</cite> <quote>C </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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