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brestugo
05/17/20 9:04:54 PM
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https://bustedcoverage.com/2020/05/14/florida-man-arrested-for-driving-with-his-penis-out/

"Florida Man Justin Mosser had a very legit reason for driving around with his penis out and (ALLEGEDLY) stroking it as he pulled up next to women driving around Avon Park, Florida a town right in the middle of nowhere Florida. It gets hot and he needs to air it out. Legit reason. Its hot AF season in Avon Park and the humidity is rising. Justin needs to air it out. Simple as that."



"When the detective looked over at Mosser as he was driving, his penis was exposed and he was trying to draw her attention to it.

As the vehicles got side by side again, investigators said Mosser began masturbating.

When they pulled Mosser over to arrest him, he told detectives he often drives with his penis exposed because he gets hot and airs it out.

According to the sheriffs office, Mosser claimed he has done this four or five times before to random women while driving down the road. Detectives said he showed no remorse for his actions."


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Dark_SilverX
05/17/20 9:05:49 PM
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Which CEman was this?

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brestugo
05/17/20 9:06:16 PM
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He also claims on social media that he attended Harvard Law school.

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Smashingpmkns
05/17/20 9:06:26 PM
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Smh people cant even drive stick nowadays
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REMercsChamp
05/17/20 9:07:02 PM
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uh

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PIITB415
05/17/20 9:08:38 PM
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brestugo posted...
He also claims on social media that he attended Harvard Law school.

I mean graduating from any school doesn't stop people from making poor choices.

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brestugo
05/17/20 9:08:39 PM
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Godnorgosh posted...
I know someone on social media who claims he attended Super Harvard, so I guess my guy's got him beat.
+1

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Keith_Valentine
05/17/20 9:11:24 PM
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Ive jacked it while driving but i didnt show anyone. Because im too classy
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brestugo
05/17/20 9:13:56 PM
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PIITB415 posted...
I mean graduating from any school doesn't stop people from making poor choices.
You are 100% correct. I'm just seriously doubting this guy was ever accepted by any school or department of Harvard University.

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Fossil
05/17/20 9:15:49 PM
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Dark_SilverX posted...
Which CEman was this?
CEmen don't drive because that means they would have to go outside.
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bigtiggie23
05/17/20 9:23:03 PM
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Was he at least wearing a mask and gloves?
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008Zulu
05/17/20 9:45:02 PM
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brestugo posted...
He also claims on social media that he attended Harvard Law school.
Showing up to pick up a flyer from the Administrations office technically counts as attending.

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Laserion
05/17/20 9:45:56 PM
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Was it for Harambe?
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IShall_Run_Amok
05/17/20 9:49:42 PM
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So it is written.

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Vicious_Dios
05/17/20 9:50:30 PM
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Looks like Luke Steele from Empire of the Sun


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Zack_Attackv1
05/17/20 9:57:56 PM
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That's exactly why I don't drive stick shift.
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brestugo
05/17/20 10:20:23 PM
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I think he looks like former boxer Tex Cobb (who was the bounty hunter in Raising Arizona).

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Alteres
05/17/20 10:28:54 PM
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How the fuck can you see below someone's waist when you are in a car next to them?

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Sad_Face
05/17/20 10:49:22 PM
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Alteres posted...
How the fuck can you see below someone's waist when you are in a car next to them?
I came into the topic asking that. From the OP, he would line up with other female drivers, get their attention to see it so he could furiously masturbate. I assume he knows how to line up properly, or he just has a big member.

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Odoylerules
05/17/20 10:50:12 PM
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Dicks out for quarantine
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Malcrasternus
05/17/20 10:53:15 PM
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More proof that cars that had adjustable foot vents that could aim clear up to the grundle area need to come back.

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Sunburst
05/17/20 10:56:36 PM
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Sounds like he wanted to get arrested.

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MabusIncarnate
05/17/20 10:57:51 PM
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This guy is doing his part remembering Harambe

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SiO4
05/17/20 11:00:50 PM
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Dark_SilverX posted...
Which CEman was this?


Isn't vegy from Florida.
I haven't seen a post from him in a while. Hmmm. >_>
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Laserion
05/17/20 11:04:26 PM
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Alteres posted...
How the fuck can you see below someone's waist when you are in a car next to them?

Viewer is in higher car?
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brestugo
05/18/20 11:29:40 AM
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bump
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