Board 8 > Playthrough of LoZ:BotW, told in haiku. *spoilers as I progress*

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HaRRicH
05/14/20 12:21:51 PM
#1:


EDIT: hate typos.
I was correctly called out.
Haiku, not hiaku.

Time to play this game,
then post in 5-7-5.
Please don't spoil me.

@TeslaCoi1

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azuarc fgs rgth wertu,hgjg dgasg jhlhzsvc vnhmjvv!
(Our champion razzle dazzle'd 141 Gurus like it was nothing, good job!)
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HanOfTheNekos
05/14/20 12:23:13 PM
#2:


Rise Mr. Gordon
Now rise and smell the ashes
Oh my bad wrong game

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TeslaCoi1
05/14/20 12:33:50 PM
#3:


Reposting here then:

A boy awakens from slumber.
Attempting to save the world once again,
he embarks on his adventure.

Just for fun, here's my first self composed haiku from when I was studying Japanese. Don't butcher me please, I know it's lame, I'm not good at this. ^^' :





Translation:
The snow is falling,
winter is beginning.
Isn't that nice.

Or at least that's what it was meant to be. Hopefully I didn't mess up too much. ^^' Of course, it no longer works in English, or in Japanese for that matter, if I were to write it in kanji.
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HaRRicH
05/14/20 1:14:40 PM
#4:


I have climbed a tree.
Don't mind if I do jump off.
Get to that cliff -- aaaaaaaaaargh!

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azuarc fgs rgth wertu,hgjg dgasg jhlhzsvc vnhmjvv!
(Our champion razzle dazzle'd 141 Gurus like it was nothing, good job!)
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HaRRicH
05/14/20 1:34:25 PM
#5:


I found three moblins.
Still learning my controls though.
Cooked me with their torch.

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azuarc fgs rgth wertu,hgjg dgasg jhlhzsvc vnhmjvv!
(Our champion razzle dazzle'd 141 Gurus like it was nothing, good job!)
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TeslaCoi1
05/14/20 2:19:26 PM
#6:


Your previous one was fine, but that last one isn't 5-7-5, if we're being pedantic about the rules. :-P I actually really like that one though, more so than the one before.
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HaRRicH
05/14/20 2:36:16 PM
#7:


Do you call cooked a two-syllable word? Because I'm Southern and say it with one.

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azuarc fgs rgth wertu,hgjg dgasg jhlhzsvc vnhmjvv!
(Our champion razzle dazzle'd 141 Gurus like it was nothing, good job!)
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HaRRicH
05/14/20 2:37:48 PM
#8:


Explosive barrels.
Threw one in a campfire.
Cook-ed me again.

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azuarc fgs rgth wertu,hgjg dgasg jhlhzsvc vnhmjvv!
(Our champion razzle dazzle'd 141 Gurus like it was nothing, good job!)
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HaRRicH
05/14/20 2:38:51 PM
#9:


HanOfTheNekos posted...
Rise Mr. Gordon
Now rise and smell the ashes
Oh my bad wrong game

I'm sorry Princess,
But your Mario is in
Another castle.

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azuarc fgs rgth wertu,hgjg dgasg jhlhzsvc vnhmjvv!
(Our champion razzle dazzle'd 141 Gurus like it was nothing, good job!)
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HaRRicH
05/14/20 3:10:32 PM
#10:


I just joined the club.
I joined by dropping fire.
The Spiked Boko Club.

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azuarc fgs rgth wertu,hgjg dgasg jhlhzsvc vnhmjvv!
(Our champion razzle dazzle'd 141 Gurus like it was nothing, good job!)
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HaRRicH
05/14/20 3:16:59 PM
#11:


Ran away from bees.
Ran toward my TV screen.
Ran off a damn cliff.

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azuarc fgs rgth wertu,hgjg dgasg jhlhzsvc vnhmjvv!
(Our champion razzle dazzle'd 141 Gurus like it was nothing, good job!)
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HaRRicH
05/14/20 4:47:30 PM
#12:


Hello, Stone Talus.
Didn't expect to see you.
Shit, that really hurt.

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azuarc fgs rgth wertu,hgjg dgasg jhlhzsvc vnhmjvv!
(Our champion razzle dazzle'd 141 Gurus like it was nothing, good job!)
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HaRRicH
05/14/20 5:39:11 PM
#13:


Magnets, how they work?
Bombs round and square, I found there.
Next shrine -- now on break.

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azuarc fgs rgth wertu,hgjg dgasg jhlhzsvc vnhmjvv!
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