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Shotgunnova
05/04/20 3:32:44 PM
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HylianFox
05/04/20 3:33:23 PM
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Navi looks different than I remember

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R1masher
05/04/20 3:33:48 PM
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Yes, Ive stood in front of ladders all my life not knowing how to use them

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fan357
05/04/20 3:33:48 PM
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Snake, press the action button to climb ladders!

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Nacen
05/04/20 3:36:06 PM
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Telling how to move the character/camera in general is really unnecessary at this point.

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Azarias
05/04/20 3:36:13 PM
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Oh god, Enchanted Arms, what a fucking game that was. If I remember it correctly the Red guy didn't even know what a ladder was
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Shotgunnova
05/04/20 3:37:15 PM
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Yeah, the guy in the read gets to the "dead end" and is all "what do we do now?" Then one of his teammates says, "Are you SERIOUS??" to highlight red guy's stupidity.

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argonautweakend
05/04/20 3:37:23 PM
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Not a tutorial but some tool tips on loading screens are suspect.

Chatacters level up when they gain EXP from doing tasks and beating enemies.

Use credits to buy items, weapons and armor!
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HylianFox
05/04/20 3:37:38 PM
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Nacen posted...
Telling how to move the character/camera in general is really unnecessary at this point.

Remember when they would just put that shit in the manual

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KnightofShikari
05/04/20 3:38:30 PM
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i hate when games have unskippable tutorials for the real basic stuff and lock you out of everything until you do every single action in order. like "tilt left stick up to move forward", then "tilt left stick down to move backwards". like, we don't have to go over super basic stuff, and if you feel you really need it, make it skippable

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HylianFox
05/04/20 3:38:45 PM
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argonautweakend posted...
Not a tutorial but some tool tips on loading screens are suspect.

Chatacters level up when they gain EXP from doing tasks and beating enemies.

Use credits to buy items, weapons and armor!

Getting hurt causes you to lose health! Try not to get hurt!!!!

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HylianFox
05/04/20 3:42:39 PM
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also

http://www.sydlexia.com/zeldasecrets.htm

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monkmith
05/04/20 3:42:43 PM
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...is that enchanted arms?

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Azarias
05/04/20 3:44:07 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Yeah, the guy in the read gets to the "dead end" and is all "what do we do now?" Then one of his teammates says, "Are you SERIOUS??" to highlight red guy's stupidity.


That game might have actually been decent if that guy didn't have an IQ close to the freezing point of water.
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Shotgunnova
05/04/20 3:46:25 PM
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Yeah, the MC in that game is a moron, even more so than usual anime-esque MCs. He's a cut below.


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MC_BatCommander
05/04/20 3:47:20 PM
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HylianFox posted...
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wtf that link downloaded a file to my pc

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SoIidLegacy
05/04/20 4:30:57 PM
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fan357 posted...
Snake, press the action button to climb ladders!

Snake: "...what?"

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Lordgold666
05/04/20 4:49:55 PM
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Lol i love where food products do stuff like this

Step 1: Open box.

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HylianFox
05/04/20 5:14:28 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
Lol i love where food products do stuff like this

Step 1: Open box.

especially when it's all like "Step 4: ENJOY!"

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HylianFox
05/04/20 5:14:50 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
wtf that link downloaded a file to my pc

that's weird, why would it do that

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DepreceV2
05/04/20 5:16:39 PM
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Well, to be fair, most games I play dont require me to press an action button to use a ladder. I typically just walk up to it or I jump towards it in most of the games I play

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philsov
05/04/20 5:21:51 PM
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FFT's is pretty bad. The basics are BASIC, but there's a lot of stuff among the tutorial that's also incredibly worthwhile, and it's all optional.

http://archive.thegia.com/psx/fft/media3/daravon09.jpg
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DevsBro
05/04/20 5:24:20 PM
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KH Days had a tutorial on opening chests, which involved not only somebody explaining in dialog how to open a chest, but also the main character asking why you would want to open a chest.

Axel was like "well... generally, they have stuff in them..."

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SoIidLegacy
05/04/20 6:06:33 PM
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HylianFox posted...
that's weird, why would it do that

muh keys!

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