Board 8 > Board 8 Wrasslin' Topic 3: FTP

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tonight?

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hey look we're not dead
two seconds in I'm already having writer's block tho lol

SHOW 2-13

-Iskandar welcomes Mario out to the ring. Despite the face/heel dynamic and Mario's squeaky clean image, the champ and the host are able to enjoy a flask or two together. Jack Black comes out to call this a boring segment, but Mario claims it's still better than...whatever he's been doing the last couple years. Hi-five, more drinks.

-The announcers hype up the Knights' loss to Strife's team at KoT.

-MATCH: @Korayashi v. Rocky
Kora enjoys a speed advantage, but eventually Rocky catches him with a big lariat and impressive bodyslam. Long sequence of near falls for both sides! Rocky powers out of a Zangief-assisted cover.....but Kora just takes him right back to the mat! There's the Sharpshooter......Rocky taps!
WINNER: Kora

-Kora laughs at Rocky's losing streak. It doesn't take a great detective to see that Rocky's completely out of his element in B8WL....but we're gonna bring one in anyway! Next week, Rocky will take on Kora's good friend (?)....Benoit Blanc! maybe I should watch Knives Out o well

-Bryan is looking forward. Maybe he'll keep up the fight against all the heel stables, maybe he'll just focus on himself. Who knows?

-MATCH: Cena and @ScareChan v. MLMF (Truth and Ludwig)
Cena very nearly scores a quick win with a freakin' moonsault, but Ludwig kicks out at 2.9 and makes the HOT TAG~ to Truth. Ludwig goes after Scare on the outside, and Truth nails Cena behind off the distraction. Cena plays face in peril for a while, but eventually gets Scare in. Scare is on fire! Strangest Thing on Truth! Days Like This on Ludwig! Scare beats on Truth until the ref pulls him off, awarding the decision!
WINNERS: Cena and Scare

-Cena and Scare say that there's only one way to beat bullies, and that's to stand up and beat them down! They're not sure what happened to Bryan's fire, but that's no way to be a citizen of B8WL. Cueto comes out! That was a heck of a match, and he does like to see....fire. Torneo Cibernetico is coming up, and many of the people Cena and Scare might like to take a swing at are going to be on Team Cueto. If he thinks Bryan is losing his touch...maybe they should square off next week! CeNation against Bryan and the partner of his choice....and only the winners get to be on the Phantom Thieves for Cibernetico!

-Bang Two Belts is not at all worried about the possibility of losing one tonight, or any other night really. She just goes out and hurts people and takes their stuff!

-UCA TITLE: Champion and HC Champ Bangladesh DuPree v. @Panthera
Bang charges right off the bell, but Panth trips her. He slips around and suplexes her as she scrambles to her feet! Panth tries to stand the champ up, but she muscles him back into the ropes and administers a rope burn....but Panth just gets mad! Bang tries again, but this time sneaks in a poke to the eye as well. She plays to the crowd....and Panth springboards off the ropes with a 450 tackle! Bang kicks him in the head as both try to rise. Rollup on the addled Panth, but doesn't even get 1. Bang issues some comments about the referee's parentage and tastes, and the announce team scramble to apologize. Bang pulls the ref into a Panth dropkick! As the ref bumps, she hits Panth low! Ref recovers first....1....2....3!
Winner and STILL champ: Bang

-Bang grabs a mic. There are a few rival crews in B8WL these days.....but one thing they can all agree on is that they're tired of being preached at by a bunch of whiny losers! Whatever combo gets picked for Team Cueto, they're going to beat down the Phantom Thieves even worse than she just beat down their leader!

-MATCH: Fellowship of the Ring (Gimli and Legolas) v. YMD (Bison and Goldberg)
The announcers remind us that there were a lot of shenanigans leading to the Fellowship's KoT victory, and wonder how they will hold up on the main roster. Legolas' speed poses a lot of problems for Goldberg for a while, and so does the ref paying attention. Eventually Goldberg catches the elf with a spinebuster, though, and tags out. We later see them paired off again, and Goldberg goes tumbling over the top after Legolas ducks a charge! Gimli DDTs Goldberg on the floor! Legolas keeps Bison busy....and the groggy Goldberg fails to make the count!
Winners by countout: Fellowship

-Flair puts an eaed figure through a tiny glass panel, then elbow drops it. With his elbow cut up a bit, Flair explains that was just a little preview for this stupid match!

-CAGE AND GLASS PANE: @eaedwards6400 v. Ric Flair
Flair quickly slips around for an arm drag. Series of chops backs eaed up to the glass pane....and Flair dropkicks him through it! The ref cleans up the shards very quickly. Eaed rallies to his feet as the Time Cops try to climb in through the cage. Flair rams the cage wall, and they both bump to the floor! A strange man in a fancy hat hops the guardrail from the crowd, trades an empty popcorn bucket for the Time Cops' batons, and starts cheering on Eaed in their stead! He makes his way over near Eaed, and they blur a bit...almost like they're in some sort of speed....bubble. Eaed shakes off his wounds as Flair raises his objections...and the man (Wayne, from Mistborn) grabs him by his feet and slaps on the Figure Four through the cage! Ref eventually regains control, and while he yells at Wayne, Flair catapults Eaed into the cage wall! Eaed's busted open rather nastily! Eaed retaliates in kind, but he's looking a bit woozy. Flair flops....but he was playing possum! Rollup! 1.....2.....3!
Winner: Flair

-After the commercial, Eaed's getting medical attention. Cueto says that Eaed needs a few weeks off after that head wound, but Eaed tells him where he can stick his weeks off!

-Maniac brings out the wheelchair for the main event, filled with replicas of all his UCA titles just to flex.

-WHEELCHAIR MATCH: @davidponte v. King @Maniac64
David stops to regard the wheelchair, and gets a baseball slide to the face for his thoughts. David manages to grab Maniac's head and pummel it a bit, though! Maniac powerslams his way out of it. Maniac tries to ready the wheelchair...but David's up! Maniac doesn't see him! End of Days onto the belt-filled chair! The chair tips over, so it'll still take work to get somebody in the thing, but Maniac is absolutely laid out. Maniac smacks David in the head with a replica belt, then chokes him a bit on the floor! Maniac gets an evil look, and slams David onto the overturned chair! Maniac tries to strap David in, but David wriggles his way out.....but Maniac holds his arm, and spinebusters him into the chair! Straps are locked in!
Winner: Maniac

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SHOW 2-14
Iskandar hosts

Mario+Boko v. Maniac+Eddv
The unholy alliance of MLMF and the Knights could have ramifications both for the title picture and the final lineup of Team Cueto!

HC: Bang (c) v. Strife
Bang is suffering from success, and is up to defend another title!

David v. Flair
They may have both settled other scores this week, but they haven't forgotten about each other!

XIII v. Gimli
The bad blood persists from the King of Trios finals!

GRUDGE: Rocky v. Benoit Blanc
Is Benoit Blanc really MLMF material? Apparently!

GRUDGE CIBERNETICO SPOT: Cena+Scare v. Bryan+?
The winning team will be on the Phantom Thieves, and the losing team won't! can you tell I haven't quite set the PPV details in stone yet

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So...she comes my way again? heehehhehehehhehe.

I would like to show her my collection of tables, chairs, steel pipes, barbed wire, and other lovely implements of destructions. If she wants competition, then she knows full well the kind of dance of death I shall provide her. What she needs to understand is no amount of pain will be good enough to satisfy me. She took me to the brink once. But I saw her fight with fire in her eyes. She will need to bring that yet again to put me away. If not, I shall cut her historic reigns short.

Come prepared to suffer for your treasure, or prepare to go home bloody and broke.

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Oh hey we're back, and still losing as always!

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Aw yeah big win.

And Wayne! Everyone guard your stuff.

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would like to get another this weekend but don't think we'll get there

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tew mod still a thing
https://gyazo.com/39351f3fb63baae4546ac53484d5bb92
wow didn't know you felt that way

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#NoPayNoWork

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good chance of tomorrow or Sat

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Show 2-14
-The banged up Iskandar is hosting the interview segment again, and this time it's his new buddy Goldberg joining him for a drink! Iskandar compares their conquests- the world, and WCW. Goldberg points out that the next step for both of them is to conquer B8WL, and with YMD's backing....B8WL....YOU'RE NEXT!

-Rika Furude is backstage to cheer on Mario and Boko. There are a lot of people out there gunning for them, but she knows if the good guys of B8WL band together, there's nothing they can't overcome! Do your best, nipah~!

-Match: B8WL Champ Mario and @MajinZidane v. King @Maniac64 and @Eddv
Mario takes control early on, but Eddv attacks Boko on the outside, and Maniac hits a big powerslam off the distraction. Maybe the heels can work together after all! Heel team takes over for a bit, and Boko is still selling on the outside. Maniac plays to the crowd....and gets rolled up! 1....2....3!
Winners: Mario and Boko

-Maniac and Eddv both sputter for a while before coming to the conclusion that this was a lucky win for Mario and Boko! They want another shot to truly settle the score....in an IRONMAN match!

-Strife cuts pretty much the promo he cut in topic, but Bang pops up halfway through to tell him she's looking forward to it! She marches happily to the ring while Strife bides his time.

-HARDCORE TITLE: Champion Bangladesh DuPree v. @Strife2
Bang opens up with a shot or two to the face. She appeals to the crowd, but that's way too early to count Strife out, and she gets a lariat. Bang hops up and retaliates with a discus punch, comboing it into a series of quick strikes. Strife bounces off the ropes into a powerslam. Bang slides out of the ring to find....a ladder! Strife's back up, but she pops him with it through the ropes....then uses it as a ramp to enter the ring with a crossbody! Bang follows up with a shot with the title belt. ....Belt assisted Banzai Drop! 1....2....3!
Winner and STILL champ: Bang

-No matter how many belts she has or how often she has to defend them....Bang is going to take down anybody in her path, because she's that damn good!

-Way back at Cyber Sunday, David had a bit of an issue with Flair's special guest refereeing. Well, Flair has been settling some old scores lately, and it's time to settle this one next!

-Match: @davidponte v. Flair
Match barely starts when @eaedwards6400 comes out from the back, his head still wrapped up from last week's glass pane match. He bickers with Flair...and david rolls him up! 1.....2.....3! Big upset!
Winner: David

-Cueto calls David into his office. He congratulates david on finally managing to beat somebody, but if he wants to impress Cueto, he'll have to actually win a match legitimately. He's not done with Flair yet.

-Gimli is in action next! But Nero is backstage to promote NeroGilFes, and Gimli is a bit distracted by, uh, the glory of Roma. As he should be, umu!

-Match: Gimli v. @XIII_rocks
Predictably starts out with a brawl, but Gimli actually manages to lock in a pretty slick Crossface that gives XIII a lot of trouble. XIII gets in a few cheap shots after the rope break, though. They brawl out of the ring and into the stands! Pedigree on the arena floor! XIII barely drags Gimli back before the count, but gets the pin and finally has one up on the Fellowship.
Winner: XIII

-Celine Dion comes out to celebrate with XIII. Titanic's better than LotR anyway!

-Hana Kimura is backstage and tells Benoit Blanc that he's disrespecting the business by showing up tonight for a match. Blanc thinks she's just jealous she doesn't get to be an honorary Knight Radiant!

-GRUDGE MATCH: Rocky Balboa v. Benoit Blanc
Blanc has the Knights' support, but Rocky is also upset about his coming here, and gets in his face. Blanc pokes him in the eye! Ref probably should've caught that. Blanc hits a scoop slam! Rocky's had about enough of this, and shoves the detective to the mat. Rocky's been training, and busts out a hammerlock and a short-arm clothesline. The ref lectures Rocky on the closed fist; maybe he's a Knives Out fan. Big running elbow shot from Rocky anyway! Blanc rolls outside to regroup. Rocky chases him and whips him into the barricade, then chucks him back in. Big Boot, of all things! Rocky covers for the 3. An impressive outing from Blanc, but not impressive enough.
Winner: Rocky

-Rocky has finally gained some much-needed momentum! He celebrates in the ri-holy crap Benoit Blanc has a KNIFE (out)! He freakin' stabs Rocky in the shoulder! Rocky manages to leave under his own power as Blanc is escorted out by security, but he is not going to be at full power for a bit here.

-Boko kinda resents the implication that their tag win earlier was lucky! Maybe Maniac and Eddv should've stayed focused on the legal man. At any rate, he's actually motivated enough to join Team Panth so he can take on both of those guys!

-GRUDGE MATCH for spots on Team Panth: Cena and @ScareChan v. Bryan and ???
Bryan brings out the still injured@eaedwards6400 to tag with him! He hasn't had tons of success, but nobody has more heart, if that's what Cena and Scare want to see! Cena seems reluctant, but gets over it after Eaed slaps him at the start of the match. Cena spins him into a Surfboard. Eaed powers out, ducks a haymaker...and steals the AA! Tag to Bryan as the crowd pops. Cena shakes it off and taunts Bryan before tagging out to Scare. Bryan responds by starting a Yes chant. Bryan tries to tank some forearm shots, but Scare eventually knocks him down. Scare tries a figure four, but Bryan eventually reverses it and makes the HOT TAG~ back to Eaed. Eaed hits The Strangest Thing on Scare! That's his thing tonight, I guess. Tag back to Bryan. He tries to finish things with the Yes Lock, but Scare reaches Cena for a HOT TAG~ of his own! Knee Plus misses, but Bryan gets a Crossface! Cena powers out, tag to Eaed. Cena tries to reach his corner, but Eaed cuts him off with a running stomp! Future Shock DDT! 1.....2....3!
Winners: Eaed and Bryan

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My heart goes on ALL THE WAY TO THE PAY WINDOW

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SHOW 2-15: TORNEO CIBERNETICO
Iskandar hosts

MoT: Sultan (c) v. Konnan
Konnan's been laying low a bit since his KoT win..can he keep his momentum going?

B8WL: Mario (c) v. Austin
Cueto wanted his team at full strength for Cibernetico, so he went outside the heel stables to find a challenger for Mario!

Cibernetico: Team Panth v. Team Cueto
Team Panth: Eaed, Boko, David, Strife, Gimli, Legolas, Bryan, Panth
Team Cueto: Zangief, Goldberg, Kora, Bowser, Bang, Maniac, Eddv, XIII
The heel stables have formed an unholy alliance under the leadership of Dario Cueto, but Panth has attempted to bring together a team of Phantom Thieves to liberate the B8WL! Will the light or the dark prevail, and who will stand alone at the end of....CIBERNETICO???

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I assure you one of the Knights will be the last man standing in the Cibernetico.

Heck we will probably have to fight each other since none of us will be eliminated by the pathetic Team Panth.

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Damn

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Tom Bombadil posted...

He congratulates david on finally managing to beat somebody, but if he wants to impress Cueto, he'll have to actually win a match legitimately.

A win's a win!

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it's a bad idea to start a PPV this late at night

but

https://rave.dj/x4lDMP2Ykpi3pQ
Show 2-15: Torneo Cibernetico

-Iskandar invites Dario Cueto out to get his thoughts on the Torneo Cibernetico. Cueto brags about having brought together all the finest stables in B8WL to rid himself of the Phantom Thieves once and for all! He even brought his girlfriend to watch the carnage tonight....he gestures to the audience, and then realizes she's hanging all over Sir Ian McKellan! Iskandar has a belly laugh as his boss freaks out, and McKellan points out that women appreciate elegance.

-Konnan is backstage hanging out with Team RWBY for undisclosed reasons. Ruby gives him a pep talk to stay positive and calm, and he's sure to win!

-MASTERY OF TAYBLES: Champion @TheSultanOfSlam v. Konnan
Konnan got this shot as his prize for (sorta) being on the winning KoT team! Sultan whips the challenger into the ropes, but Konnan rebounds with a tackle. Sultan up first with a bearhug. Konnan fights out with a headbutt, sending Sultan staggering into the ropes. Clothesline over the top....and t'rew a tayble! Konnan's found a new niche on his own!
Winner and NEW MoT: Konnan

-B8WL Title: Champion Mario v. Stone Cold Steve Austin
Crowd ain't happy to see Austin (who hasn't done much to earn a shot), and the feeling is mutual. Mario charges right into a flapjack, and clearly lands on his head. There's a very obvious pause....and Austin hits the world's softest Stunner for 3! Trainers are out right away to help Mario.
Winner and NEW Champion: Austin

-Flair comes out to put the belt on Austin! Austin immediately takes it off to sling over his shoulder, but it looks like they're buddies now.

-TORNEO CIBERNETICO: Phantom Thieves ( @eaedwards6400 , @MajinZidane , @davidponte , @Strife2 , Gimli, Legolas, Bryan, @Panthera ) v. Alliance of Cueto (Zangief, Goldberg, @Korayashi , Bowser, Bang, @Maniac64 , @Eddv , @XIII_rocks )
For those unfamiliar, this is a 16-man elimination tag where the legal man rotates in a certain order rather than being able to tag whoever you want. If multiple wrestlers on one side survive, they have a free for all elimination match until one is the ultimate champion. So basically Survivor Series on steroids! The teams are listed above in order, with both captains as the final spot. Lord this is gonna be a mess lol.

Crowd pops for the Thieves! Eaed and Zangief start. Eaed's still a bit banged up, but raring to go. He gets punched in the face, tag to Goldberg. Golberg puts the boots to Eaed....but the Time Cops drag him out of the ring! The Time Cops beat up Goldberg on the outside, and the heels aren't coordinated enough to make the save with Phantom Thief interference! Goldberg is counted out! (8-7)

Kora in, Eaed ducks a haymaker and chops him. Kora no-sells, plants Eaed with a slam, and tags Bowser. The Time Cops try to screw him over too, but the ref is onto them, and catches them before any damage is done. Bowser catches Eaed with a freaking huge slam! Eaed is pinned! (7-7)

Boko gets shoulderblocked on entry, but hulks up as he gets back on his feet! Bowser takes a couple shots to the head, then shakes them off and hits his Side B! Pinning predicament, but Boko escapes to tag out to david. David lands a flurry of blows, and quick tags Strife, who puts the dot on it with a big right hand. Strife has spent his time setting up a ladder on the floor, and he whips Bowser through the ropes into it! Strife spears Bowser into the wreckage, and Bowser can't beat the count! (7-6)

Bang has Strife scouted by now, and hits a baseball slide before he can regroup. She tosses him back into the ring the hard way. Bison is at ringside for moral support, but the ref has had enough interference for today, and sends him to the back. Strife uses the distraction to lariat Bang into next week and tag Gimli. Bang greets him with a low (even for a dwarf) blow and an armbar. Gimli wills himself over the corner to tag Legolas. XIII slides in to help Bang cut off the ring, and together they work Legolas over briefly before he makes a hot tag to Daniel Bryan. Yes Chant starts, and Bryan scores a quick takedown. Crowd's loving it, but it's time to bring in Panth! Bang plays possum, and scoops Panth into a rope-assisted figure four! Panth escapes quickly and chucks her headfirst into the turnbuckle. Tag to Boko, who misses an avalanche. Bang charges, but Boko catches her and hits a DDT before tagging david. Bang's getting tired.....UCA Special! Bang taps! (7-5)

Maniac simply hits his Implant DDT and tags Eddv in disgust. Eddv hits Shots Fired and tags XIII, who skips his finisher and just pins David. (6-5)

Strife plants XIII with a massive powerslam. XIII accuses him of pulling the hair, and escapes to his corner while the ref debates the point with Strife. Tag to Zangief, who gets neckbreaker'd. Both men tag, now it's Gimli and Kora. Kora hits a Northern Lights Suplex and brings in Maniac. The illegal partners start fighting on the outside, and the heels seem to have the advantage in guerilla tactics. Gimli hits a big slam, but Maniac is easily able to bring in Eddv. Eddv gets a big slam too, and tags out to XIII in similar fashion. XIII gets a slam of his own, but Gimli didn't seem to get all of it. Zangief wants a shot, but XIII waves him off. Gimli taunts Zangief, and XIII rolls him up! ...But Gimli rolls through it and tags Legolas. Somebody throws a drink from the stands and hits XIII dead in the face! Legolas dropkicks everybody on the heel team in turn, then pins XIII! (6-4)

Zangief launches Legolas into Kora's boot, then tags the bearded one. Kora goes for a Sharpshooter, but Legolas reaches Bryan for the tag. Bryan kicks Kora, but XIII is making a scene on the outside. Bryan's distracted, and Kora suplexes him! Tag to Maniac. Maniac steals the Yes Kicks! They collide on a double crossbody, and Maniac takes it a bit funky. Tag to Eddv, kick to Bryan's head. Eddv takes a swig of liquid courage, and spits it in Bryan's eyes! Pin! (5-4)

Eddv chokes out Panth, then tags Zangief. Zangief does the same, including tagging Kora. Legdrop on Panth's throat...1....2....3! (4-4)

Half of each team is gone, including the captains. Boko and Kora now. Kora opens with an eye rake. Liv Morgan shows up at the announce table to point out that the Knights are all still in this! Kora applies a sharpshooter, but Boko barely manages to tag out to Strife. Kora pulls the hair to get him into a Crossface for a while. Tag to Maniac, who might be a bit concussed. (is "a bit concussed" a thing? it is now) Maniac hits the Implant DDT for the pin! (3-4)

Gimli takes Maniac down, and applies an Ankle Lock! Maniac taps! (3-3)

Gimli and Eddv are really brawling up a storm! Gimli seems to be getting the upper hand, but it spills out of the ring and into the crowd! Eddv drops him on the barricade, and the ref is letting them go. Gimli chucks Eddv back into the ring eventually, and tags in Legolas. Basement dropkick, tag to Boko. Boko Bomb! Pin! (3-2)

Gief and Kora left to rep the Knights against the Fellowship of the Boko. Zangief no-sells some offense, and swaps out for Kora. Boko lands a forearm strike and a clothesline, giving him space to tag Gimli. Kora boots Gimli in the head and tags Zangief. Zangief goes for a belly to belly, but Gimli grounds himself...and reverses it! Gimli tries to go for another....but Zangief returns the favor! Tag to Kora. Gimli suplexes him no trouble. Twice, in fact! Liv has moved to ringside, and has finally succeeded in provoking Gimli. Gimli chases her around the ring and gets counted out! (2-2)

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Kora staggers over to tag Zangief as Legolas enters shaking his head. Legolas dropkicks him in the knee, both guys tag. Boko shoves Kora to the mat and tags back to Legolas. Legolas nearly submits Kora, but the tag is made to Zangief. Legolas tries to slam the big man, but that ain't happening. He can step on Zangief's toes, tho! Kora trips Legolas. Zangief tries to capitalize, but Legolas hooks him with an STF! Zangief powers out eventually, but he's slowing down. Tag to Boko, who throws both Knights out of the ring! Boko knees Zangief in the head as he tries to climb back in, then tags Legolas. Guillotine legdrop! Legolas pins Zangief! (2-1)

Zangief spits on Legolas' shoes, but it's now a handicap match. Kora spears Legolas, but Legolas comes back with a dropkick and a tag. Boko runs right into a big clothseline. Kora sneaks in a bit of a choke. Northern Lights Suplex! Kora pins Boko! (1-1)

It's down to Legolas and Kora in the finals, and I can finally ditch that weird system I was using! Kora gives Legolas some rolling Germans and a running knee. Snap Mare, and this is all Kora! He continues with a knee breaker. Northern Lights Suplex, but no pin attempt. The Knights still at ringside egg Kora on, but Legolas evades a leg drop. Kora tries to play up the selling, but Legolas shows him no sympathy with a leg lock. Kora powers out and hits a powerslam, and Legolas rolls out for a quick breather. That proves to be a mistake! Kora hits a rope assisted DDT when Legolas re-enters. Twist of Fate! 1.....2....3!
WINNER: Kora (and Team Cueto)

Cueto comes out to applaud his guy, and it's a big heel party in the ring!

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SHOW 2-16
Mario hosts

Strife v. Maniac
Strife had a decent run in Cibernetico, but would still like to avenge his loss!

Cena+Scare v. Truth+Ludwig
Cena and Scare lost their qualifier to get in Cibernetico, and Truth and Ludwig just didn't get picked. Would things have gone differently?

Rocky v. Kora
Rocky still hasn't healed up from getting freaking stabbed, but after going through Benoit Blanc, he's eager to go after Kora! Especially with Kora prevailing in the Cibernetico and earning a title shot....

HC: Bang (c) v. Legolas
Legolas eliminated two people and made it to the finals! That's enough to qualify him to be the next potential victim of Bangy Two Belts.

Austin+Flair v. David+Eaed
Why are Austin and Flair friends? We don't really know, but maybe Flair wants to buddy up with the new champ before old debts can be collected.

GRUDGE: Gimli v. Eddv
These two really went at it during Cibernetico, and would love to settle that score one on one!

SHOW 2-17
UCA: Bang (c) v. David

SHOW 2-18: PYRAMID WAR
MoT: Konnan (c) v. Maniac
B8WL: Austin (c) v. Kora
PYRAMID WAR

FUTURE
GRUDGE: Liv v. Zangief
IRONMAN: Mario/Boko v. Eddv/Maniac
Gimli v. Liv (Cibernetico distraction)

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Next PPV is the PYRAMID WAR, a weird tournament/battle royal hybrid I stole from Tiger Mask W. I'll go more into it when we get closer, or you could just watch the show because it's good. You get three celeb noms this cycle! Not many are taking me up on those so we might run low soon :P

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Hahaha suck it eaed etc

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Also, holy shit at Bang taking a loss in anything, even a multiperson match.

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that super tag match was beautiful.

Just the best.

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it was fun!

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*Strife appears on the video screen, ragged, sweaty, and torn down. He grabs sips of water, breathes deep, and then prepares to speak*

Last week was supposed to be my moments to shine. A second match against Bang, and unstoppable chick who knew how to beat me. I thought she was done for, but she put me down with ease and humilated me. I swore I would bounce back, only to come up short for Cibernetico. Maniac and Kora punked me out. So I realized something after returning to the dressing room.

All these scare tactics, all this hardcore bluster, all that don't amount to jack shit if my body, mind, and skill aren't honed and taken to another level. Fact is, I'm getting older, slower *looks*, a lot fatter...but instead of letting that beat me, I gotta do the right thing. I gotta train the right way, I gotta keep shit simple, straightforward, and do it so no one can beat me. Because the simplest way to "scare" someone is not by making veiled threats. It's by kneeing them in the face, punching them until they bleed, or choking them out. So I came up with a plan.

No more of this weak ass hiding behind weapons and letting them do the work. At the end of the day, I have to do the dirty work myself. So, if Tom is gonna offer me to bring some backup, then I'm going to bring people who can teach me how to win the hard way. And I know just the three people to do it.

First up, to keep my reflexes and instincts in check, but focus more on kicking the shit out of people, I'm bringing a guy who kicked malaria's ass and made WWE blowhards his bitch. My first pick is the Lethal Weapon, STEVE BLACKMAN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjimaroQtLY

To that same tone, I need a guy who knew how to throw people around way larger, make them tap, and get in the zone and tap into anger and agression when he needed to. A man who lived through hell and never backed down, even against WWE's top stars, former IC champion and King of the Ring, KEN SHAMROCK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbItDLhx0m4

And just in case I fight Bang again, I feel I'm missing something. I'm missing the knowledge of how a female fighter's brain works. Doesn't matter what size you are, doesn't matter how you look. If you can punk someone out with ease, it doesn't matter. And I think I know just the person. She made UFC and WWE both bow down and proved people wrong, and if Bang wants another round with me OR her, she's welcome to try. ROWDY RONDA ROUSEY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvcVCK0PpyY

So yes. My new fight team and three celeb picks are

Steve Blackman
Ken Shamrock
Ronda Rousey

Even if it takes me several beatings and losses to learn my lessons, this team is going to teach me how to make BBWL my bitches. I won't settle for anything less than the best, and I will wreck each and everyone in my way.

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I lost a few of my other topics :(

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but this one shall persist!

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even if updates take a while

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