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ssj3vegeta
04/09/20 10:36:46 PM
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JBaLLEN66
04/09/20 10:41:31 PM
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Looks like my stalker

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mach25687
04/09/20 10:42:28 PM
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One up her and take my dick out and say "your move".

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MT_TRAEH
04/09/20 10:43:05 PM
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would she mind if i stare at her tits?

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Flockaveli
04/09/20 10:43:07 PM
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Oh so you're one of those "Love at first sight" types.

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Alteres
04/09/20 10:45:14 PM
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She looks hungry, probably wondering if I'm going to finish my plate.

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trappedunderice
04/09/20 10:45:36 PM
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PikachuMaxwell
04/09/20 10:45:54 PM
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Don't eat meh!!!

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Panthera
04/09/20 11:02:40 PM
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I grab her breasts, then she calls the police and I get arrested for sexual assault and go to prison for a few years and get murdered in my cell one day

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Meow!
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SiO4
04/09/20 11:04:44 PM
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"So, ahhh...Do you even know the bride or groom or are you just a +1?
Do you know if it's an open bar for mixed drinks as well?"
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pfh1001
04/09/20 11:44:50 PM
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Did Katee Sackhoff's boobs get a lot bigger?
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Lukey_Bug
04/09/20 11:46:19 PM
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She has a mole on her face. Instant turnoff for me. Same reason I hate Cindy Crawford.

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Gobstoppers12
04/09/20 11:46:50 PM
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I splash my drink in her face and tell her to stop creeping on me.

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2Pacavelli
04/09/20 11:47:36 PM
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Weirdo
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ssj3vegeta
04/10/20 6:05:48 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
I splash my drink in her face and tell her to stop creeping on me.

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Tsuyoi3
04/10/20 6:08:50 PM
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Instantly uncomfortable
Nervous wassup how ya doin

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