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robert21
04/01/20 2:39:17 AM
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"I want a goddamn cheeseburger and some goddamn fries you fucking Goobacks!
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MICHALECOLE
04/01/20 2:40:22 AM
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Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch
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GregShmedley
04/01/20 2:42:34 AM
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Not really a one liner but this always cracked me up:
"It's the internet video that has already seen over ten million views--a young confused looking boy, dancing and singing a song called 'What What, In My Asshole'."

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MT_TRAEH
04/01/20 2:47:47 AM
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I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus
I wanna feel his salvation all over my face

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Shotgunnova
04/01/20 2:53:04 AM
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Chef: Don't worry, children, the living dead can't catch you as long as you keep moving.
Kyle: Do they move fast?
Chef: No, children. They're all messed up and slow-moving, like Congress.

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Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
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Irony
04/01/20 2:54:55 AM
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My nipples are so tender don't squeeze them anymore

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I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics.
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MabusIncarnate
04/01/20 2:55:35 AM
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"Screw you guys, i'm going home"

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Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain.
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robert21
04/01/20 3:01:38 AM
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My fightings poetry! No one edits Russell Crowe's poetry ya scrotum!
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WilliamPorygon
04/01/20 3:06:18 AM
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Kick the baby!

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Bishop9800
04/01/20 3:08:29 AM
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That makes me a sad panda..

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There are enough attention whores on CE as it is.
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MabusIncarnate
04/01/20 3:29:17 AM
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Wait, that's it! That's the melody to Funky Town!

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MT_TRAEH
04/01/20 3:30:43 AM
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God damn! That's a big fat ass!

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clyde_frog
04/01/20 4:14:01 AM
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thebatz
04/01/20 4:15:31 AM
#15:


i got a raging clue

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Toronto Maple Leafs
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MICHALECOLE
04/01/20 4:15:34 AM
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Satan, your ass is gigantic and red, who do you think Im pretending you are? Liza Minnelli?
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
04/01/20 4:16:33 AM
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"Dey took our jeeerbs!"


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lincoln002
04/01/20 4:33:59 AM
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"Nothing takes priority over chocolate rain."
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YugiNoob
04/01/20 4:35:51 AM
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"Pueblo no bueno. Pueblo es muy mal."

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Bun bun :3
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bknight
04/01/20 4:39:23 AM
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Taco flavored kisses!
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DanKiller7
04/01/20 4:56:21 AM
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If we save her, Im gonna take off her pants and play slip n slide.

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Collateral Shot! This is too easy..
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WilliamPorygon
04/01/20 4:58:46 AM
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Stanley, the only reason daddy used that word is that he thought he would win money.

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bigtiggie23
04/01/20 5:03:36 AM
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Mexico has a space program?
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nevershine
04/01/20 5:03:45 AM
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Isnt this America!? Im sorry, I thought this was America!!

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"There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister
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