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robert21 04/01/20 2:39:17 AM #1: |
"I want a goddamn cheeseburger and some goddamn fries you fucking Goobacks!
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MICHALECOLE 04/01/20 2:40:22 AM #2: |
Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch
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GregShmedley 04/01/20 2:42:34 AM #3: |
Not really a one liner but this always cracked me up:
"It's the internet video that has already seen over ten million views--a young confused looking boy, dancing and singing a song called 'What What, In My Asshole'." --- Highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MT_TRAEH 04/01/20 2:47:47 AM #4: |
I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus
I wanna feel his salvation all over my face --- The wicked and deceitful generation seeks for a sign and none shall be given. Happiness, sadness, victory, defeat, pain or pleasure, it will pass. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 04/01/20 2:53:04 AM #5: |
Chef: Don't worry, children, the living dead can't catch you as long as you keep moving.
Kyle: Do they move fast? Chef: No, children. They're all messed up and slow-moving, like Congress. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 04/01/20 2:54:55 AM #6: |
My nipples are so tender don't squeeze them anymore
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MabusIncarnate 04/01/20 2:55:35 AM #7: |
"Screw you guys, i'm going home"
--- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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robert21 04/01/20 3:01:38 AM #9: |
My fightings poetry! No one edits Russell Crowe's poetry ya scrotum!
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WilliamPorygon 04/01/20 3:06:18 AM #10: |
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Bishop9800 04/01/20 3:08:29 AM #11: |
That makes me a sad panda..
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MabusIncarnate 04/01/20 3:29:17 AM #12: |
Wait, that's it! That's the melody to Funky Town!
--- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MT_TRAEH 04/01/20 3:30:43 AM #13: |
God damn! That's a big fat ass!
--- The wicked and deceitful generation seeks for a sign and none shall be given. Happiness, sadness, victory, defeat, pain or pleasure, it will pass. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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clyde_frog 04/01/20 4:14:01 AM #14: |
CLYDEFROG!
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thebatz 04/01/20 4:15:31 AM #15: |
i got a raging clue
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MICHALECOLE 04/01/20 4:15:34 AM #16: |
Satan, your ass is gigantic and red, who do you think Im pretending you are? Liza Minnelli?
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP 04/01/20 4:16:33 AM #17: |
"Dey took our jeeerbs!"
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lincoln002 04/01/20 4:33:59 AM #18: |
"Nothing takes priority over chocolate rain."
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YugiNoob 04/01/20 4:35:51 AM #19: |
"Pueblo no bueno. Pueblo es muy mal."
--- Bun bun :3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bknight 04/01/20 4:39:23 AM #20: |
Taco flavored kisses!
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DanKiller7 04/01/20 4:56:21 AM #21: |
If we save her, Im gonna take off her pants and play slip n slide.
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WilliamPorygon 04/01/20 4:58:46 AM #22: |
Stanley, the only reason daddy used that word is that he thought he would win money.
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bigtiggie23 04/01/20 5:03:36 AM #23: |
Mexico has a space program?
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nevershine 04/01/20 5:03:45 AM #24: |
Isnt this America!? Im sorry, I thought this was America!!
--- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister ... Copied to Clipboard!
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