Current Events > You're in the Garden of Eden and your hot naked wife offers you some juicy fruit

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Damn_Underscore
03/31/20 9:44:16 PM
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?????


What do you do?
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Strider102
03/31/20 9:45:26 PM
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I'll eat her fruit

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LordFarquad1312
03/31/20 9:45:42 PM
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There's no fruit juicier than her cooter.

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Vicious_Dios
03/31/20 9:45:53 PM
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Eat that shit hard.

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coh
03/31/20 9:46:08 PM
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Adam had it made tbh. Too bad he had to fuck it all up
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YookaLaylee
03/31/20 9:48:29 PM
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I tell her to eat it first and then when she offers it to me I yell PSYCH! and start laughing at her

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modena
03/31/20 9:48:48 PM
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Pandoras box or starving wondering what that V means...

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hitokoriX
03/31/20 9:51:19 PM
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So the current scholarly theory is that Adam couldn't please his wife... hence she went looking for a metaphorical snake who was actually an interloper. So then, he tells her to take the fruit. Now god wouldn't be so mad about any regular fruit, but if we stop and look at ancient texts we can tell. She took what is known in some holy scripts as a 'devil fruit'. When she returns to Adam she really takes advantage of him. God knows he got played tho so he gave women periods as an eternal punishment.

The end.

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DaydreamRising
03/31/20 9:55:27 PM
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I set her straight and we continue to be naked and happy forever.
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Damn_Underscore
03/31/20 10:39:56 PM
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DaydreamRising posted...
I set her straight and we continue to be naked and happy forever.


she already ate it, your only hope is that God gives you a new hot wife
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HylianFox
03/31/20 10:41:17 PM
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Did gum exist in the Garden of Eden?

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gguirao
04/01/20 2:53:36 AM
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Refuse.

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TheMikh
04/01/20 2:54:35 AM
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is her ass fat

this is important

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ThePrinceFish
04/01/20 2:56:50 AM
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When the booming voice in the sky introduces itself as your Creator and gives you literally one job, you do that job. And do not eat the fruit.

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