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UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 9:17:57 PM #1: |
Her or do you let her live?
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The moment you step outside you're attacked by a zombified neighbor and are struggling to stop it eating your brains when suddenly POW! It is shot in the chest by your good friend who then helps you up. But alas the Zombie wasn't dead! it grabs your friend by the leg, causing him to drop the gun and is about to eat him until you return the favor, grabbing your friends' gun and shooting it in the head before it can sink its teeth in. "Thanks [Firstname]! These things are everywhere. One bite and people you've known and loved for decades become mindless killers. Almost everyone I know has turned. This entire place is infested. We gotta get out of here!" Your friend says. That will be difficult however as the gunfire noise brought the attention of hundreds of zombies who are surrounding you both, advancing from all directions and cornering you. Your back is literally against the wall and you fear that you are about to die when suddenly a truck crashes into the horde, sending dozens of zombies most of whom you recongize, flying in every direction. The passenger door opens and to your surprise a cute girl in uniform is driving it. You don't look a gifthorse in the mouth and climb into the seat while your friend uncomfortably crams himself into the space behind it. The truck then drives off away from the horde. "Hi. I'm Jill Valentine. You're lucky I found you. There aren't many people still alive in the streets. You two must have been recluses right? Sorry that sounded mean. I just meant that most normal people ... Well they aren't around anymore. Don't worry, I'll get you out of here. I'm from Delta Force so just enjoy the ride." the driver says. "Yeah no kidding, this is [Your Name] and I'm..... Wait.... WAIT... [Firstname]! Look! She's been bit!" Your friend says "I'm fine! It's nothing." Jill retorts. Trying to keep her obviously bitten bloody left arm out of view while driving with her right hand. "You're not fine! You're gonna become one of them! [Firstname] , you want to let a zombie take the wheel!? Shoot her now before it's too late! She'll gonna turn and kill us all." "I said I'm fine. I've had worse. I just saved you! Don't wory!" Jill shouts. "[Firstname]! You got the gun! Shoot her!" your friend squeals. "Either shut up right now or I'm gonna kick you out and leave you with them!" Jill snaps angrily. "Yeah good luck with that stumpy. Seriously man, either give me the gun or shoot her in the head! NOW! We don't have a choice here." Your friend pleads in a panic. https://i.imgur.com/9YX6AQO.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unsugarized_Foo 03/29/20 9:20:07 PM #2: |
An herb a day keeps the T-virus at bay
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KiwiTerraRizing 03/29/20 9:27:40 PM #3: |
I shoot before shes bitten to steal her guns
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Irony 03/29/20 9:31:53 PM #4: |
Is it safe to eat her ass real quick?
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au_gold 03/29/20 9:32:31 PM #5: |
As long as Alice is okay.
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UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 9:32:43 PM #6: |
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
I shoot before shes bitten to steal her guns She was bit before you met her --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zack_Attackv1 03/29/20 9:33:05 PM #7: |
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KiwiTerraRizing 03/29/20 9:48:30 PM #8: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
She was bit before you met her I shoot her under any and all circumstances --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EnragedSlith 03/29/20 9:56:36 PM #9: |
Irony posted...
Is it safe to eat her ass real quick? For all we know, that could be the cure. Dammit, we have to try! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 10:00:15 PM #10: |
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
It's your son's piano recital? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chicken 03/29/20 10:55:31 PM #12: |
Irony posted...
Is it safe to eat her ass real quick?No thats how you get coronavirus --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 11:05:58 PM #13: |
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
That's so cheesy I'm surprised they didn't use it in the game lol --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KiwiTerraRizing 03/29/20 11:16:43 PM #14: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
That's so cheesy I'm surprised they didn't use it in the game lol Thank you, a mod didnt like it apparently --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 11:19:23 PM #15: |
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
That's dumb, it wasn't offensive or anything. I chuckled. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZeroX91 03/29/20 11:23:51 PM #16: |
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
I shoot before shes bitten to steal her gunsYou playing 4d chess man. --- 2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3, a fitting end for a monster like me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AvantgardeAClue 03/29/20 11:25:43 PM #17: |
No
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Zodd3224 03/29/20 11:28:33 PM #18: |
Rub her down head to toe with green herbs. Very thoroughly
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ssjevot 03/29/20 11:29:26 PM #19: |
Yeah, she's immune. The protagonists are often, but not always immune to the given virus in the game.
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brokeNoKaSH420 03/29/20 11:32:21 PM #20: |
Julia Voth Jill I'd let her bite me during passionate sex
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Milkman5 03/29/20 11:34:06 PM #21: |
bites don't affect Jill
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UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 11:36:55 PM #22: |
Zodd3224 posted...
Rub her down head to toe with green herbs. Very thoroughly She's driving a truck --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 03/30/20 2:19:00 AM #23: |
EnragedSlith posted...
Irony posted... Erm again She's driving a truck --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wewillrocku 03/30/20 2:23:07 AM #24: |
no.
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FinalBraveNUT 03/30/20 3:05:56 AM #25: |
I tell her mys well make love before you turn and bang her literally and after she turns
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BakonBitz 03/30/20 3:13:12 AM #26: |
Does game canon apply, because I'm pretty sure the main characters happen to be immune to zombification. So I wouldn't shoot Jill if I had that knowledge, lol.
Besides, she's currently driving and trying to shoot her would cause an accident where we'd likely die so that's a bad idea. --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 03/30/20 8:46:01 AM #27: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
She's driving a truck What's your point --- https://imgur.com/qAas5O2 #1 Buctriots Fan! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 03/30/20 6:33:53 PM #28: |
Zodd3224 posted...
Bad time to distract her with tomfoolery --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 03/31/20 3:08:48 PM #29: |
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