Poll of the Day > I bought a genie in a lamp through an online auction

(+) Yeah! (+)

Problem is the genie doesn't sound like Robin Williams and he only grants two wishes.

The seller isn't taking any refunds and I don't know what to do.

Who does he sound like

Ideally, you would want to use your first wish in order to magically rescind your payment. Then you want to use the last wish to return the lamp to sender.

Of course, this is only hypothetically speaking, since the scenario described is not possible in real life and the topic based on the premise was created for the humor, presumably.
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You only need 2.

First wish: Complete freedom in your actions, you can never be chained or controlled in the future.

Second wish: To become an all powerful Genie.

Done:)

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Actually I just thought of something, they should TOTALLY remake I dream of Jenie......it could freaking rock now adays lolz.

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Wish for a refund.

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wolfy42 posted...

You only need 2.

First wish: Complete freedom in your actions, you can never be chained or controlled in the future.

Second wish: To become an all powerful Genie.

Done:)

Ive said before if I could ever have a wish granted it would be to do whatever i could imagine. If i could think it i could do it. Same thing as what you said basically.

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mooreandrew58 posted...

Ive said before if I could ever have a wish granted it would be to do whatever i could imagine. If i could think it i could do it. Same thing as what you said basically.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/twilightzone/images/8/87/It%27s_A_Good_Life.JPG/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20090818063230
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wolfy42 posted...

Actually I just thought of something, they should TOTALLY remake I dream of Jenie......it could freaking rock now adays lolz.

It would be like every other show from the 60s-80s they've remade as a movie, by which I mean it would be absolutely terrible. And there's a good chance it would star Will Ferrell.
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ParanoidObsessive posted...

It would be like every other show from the 60s-80s they've remade as a movie, by which I mean it would be absolutely terrible. And there's a good chance it would star Will Ferrell.

Nah I want a TV series and by HBO so there can be nudity and sex. I mean, lets get freaky here man, the dude has total control over a sexy chick....we gotta make a REALISTIC I dream of Jenie.

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I'm not sure on the male lead yet, I really liked Sam Rockwell and Anne Kendrick together in MR. Right, but Sam is too old I think for the role.

But Anne Kendrick all the way for Jenie, she would rock that roll.

Edit: I think I have the male lead (although he could play a best friend or something), but dude has worked hard and deserves a reward and he knows how to be in a comedy (As does Anne). Mind you this would be a very sexy comedy *hehe*.

So yeah, if this every happens, dude owes me big, but I'm gonna say Jonah Hill as the male lead who is Jenie's Master. I'm pretty sure he could pull it off.

And damn now I wanna see that show:)

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Well, thats one person who is getting a bad review.

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Wish he had Robin William's voice

Wish you could get a refund

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