Poll of the Day > What would you personally do if you ran out of toilet paper?

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xjayguyx
03/27/20 10:30:10 PM
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ThrillKillFan posted...
I have always wondered why it seems like no one has created a shower/toilet hybrid. It would save some time for sure. You could have a 'seat' at the back like a toilet where you sit down and do your 'business', then you just gotta 'flush' it and stand back up take your shower.

Probably too much water usage?
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mooreandrew58
03/28/20 5:44:14 AM
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The Popo posted...
Where are we at in this situation, considering that most of us are quarantining?

Some of us have essential jobs.

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peanutt121
03/28/20 10:05:51 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
I have never owned a landfill before.

So you aren't a taxpayer?

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DesertPenguin09
03/28/20 10:48:44 AM
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peanutt121 posted...
So you aren't a taxpayer?
Ba dum tss

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dancer62
03/28/20 11:34:38 AM
#55:


Toilet paper is restocked in the grocery store. My neighbor's granddaughter just scored a 12-pack of the good big-roll stuff for $4.99.

I hope the scalpers have fun being stuck with thousands of dollars worth of TP they can't sell.

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LinkPizza
03/28/20 11:43:38 AM
#56:


dancer62 posted...
I hope the scalpers have fun being stuck with thousands of dollars worth of TP they can't sell.

Same. I hate scalpers...
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Judgmenl
03/28/20 11:46:56 AM
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I still have like 40 rolls of toilet paper.

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thekingoftown
03/28/20 12:20:58 PM
#58:


OhhhJa posted...
Pee on my asshole

That sterilizes it, right?

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