Poll of the Day > It was nice knowing you guys

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Jen0125
02/27/20 8:56:45 AM
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https://www.abc15.com/news/state/community-transmission-of-coronavirus-is-expected-in-arizona-possibly-within-weeks

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EvilMegas
02/27/20 9:02:21 AM
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Tell your boyfriend he can move in with me. He's so swole, I can't let him perish.

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Mead
02/27/20 9:12:17 AM
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That stuff is probably all over the US by now

we just arent testing for it

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HornedLion
02/27/20 9:15:52 AM
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Mead posted...
That stuff is probably all over the US by now

we just arent testing for it

Ive heard people say this.

My friend said, The rich have the cure. Im like, Shit, they have the vaccine already.

But a 2% mortality rate isnt peanuts. End of the world type shit.

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hypnox
02/27/20 9:18:48 AM
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Mead posted...
That stuff is probably all over the US by now

we just arent testing for it

That and the USA is a crap shoot for health issue, most of the people cant afford to go to the doctor, much less a hospital stay. And they arent taking off when they are sick because they cant afford it either. So once it does come here I see it spreading as fast as China if not more.

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Far-Queue
02/27/20 9:19:59 AM
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Don't worry Trump said warm weather will kill it or some shit Arizona will be fine #MAGA

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JOExHIGASHI
02/27/20 10:27:20 AM
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RIP in peace

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Blighboy
02/27/20 10:34:09 AM
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Dont worry, it disproportionately kills boomers.

It's like the KKK of viruses

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papercup
02/27/20 10:38:30 AM
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HornedLion posted...
Ive heard people say this.

My friend said, The rich have the cure. Im like, Shit, they have the vaccine already.

But a 2% mortality rate isnt peanuts. End of the world type shit.

Calm down this is not the end of the world.

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Jen0125
02/27/20 10:40:54 AM
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EvilMegas posted...
Tell your boyfriend he can move in with me. He's so swole, I can't let him perish.

I will put him on a plane asap

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JOExHIGASHI
02/27/20 10:41:05 AM
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papercup posted...
Calm down this is not the end of the world.
It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine

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HornedLion
02/27/20 11:45:45 AM
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papercup posted...
Calm down this is not the end of the world.

Maybe not for us... but Im at the food court in the Mall and most of these are owned by Asians. You know how they give our free samples, and nobody ever says no? Well... EVERYBODY is saying no. And Ive been here 30min and neither one has made a sale.

Charleys Philly Cheesesteaks are making money like crazy, though.

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LinkPizza
02/27/20 11:57:26 AM
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Technically, Coronavirus has been around for a while. Its just this dumb new strain. Everything will probably be fine or whatever... Eventually...
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Mead
02/27/20 12:03:52 PM
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Things will likely be okay for most people but this strain is turning out to be a lot more contagious than the CDC expected. The good news is that the survival rate in developed areas seems to be much higher than what is being seen in rural areas with less access to medical care, but respiratory viruses are a serious thing and there have been some relatively healthy people that have died.

I dont think people should panic but I do think it would be smart to take things seriously. Wash your hands, maybe stock up on an extra weeks worth of food just in case, and think twice before going to any crowded events.

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hypnox
02/27/20 12:05:39 PM
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And to add to Meads post, DONT touch your nose, eyes, mouth, or ears if you are or have been in public places until you wash your hands.

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rexcrk
02/27/20 12:10:08 PM
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How is it even traveling? Itd be nice if people who were sick would just stay home.

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dedbus
02/27/20 12:10:55 PM
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HornedLion posted...
But a 2% mortality rate isnt peanuts. End of the world type shit
Those are rookie numbers.
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hypnox
02/27/20 12:14:46 PM
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rexcrk posted...
How is it even traveling? Itd be nice if people who were sick would just stay home.

Most people cant avoid to stay home. I know some people who work as wait staff at restaurants, them missing one day of work would ruin them.

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Ogurisama
02/27/20 12:16:15 PM
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More transmissible viruses are less deadly in most cases.
We will probably never see a Ebola type virus that can transmit like COVID-19.
Viruses dont want to kill us, they need us alive to keep reproducing

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Far-Queue
02/27/20 12:17:39 PM
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I just pray it doesn't mutate into the dreaded Heinekenvirus

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hypnox
02/27/20 12:18:08 PM
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Ogurisama posted...


Viruses dont want to kill us, they need us alive to keep reproducing
Viruses aren't normally what kill you, it's your body's defenses that kill you. Fevers, mucus hindering oxygen, throwing up, etc.

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Ogurisama
02/27/20 12:20:51 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
I just pray it doesn't mutate into the dreaded Heinekenvirus
Would still be better then the budvirus or coorsvirus

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papercup
02/27/20 12:25:40 PM
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rexcrk posted...
How is it even traveling? Itd be nice if people who were sick would just stay home.

Most people can't really afford to just stay home. Also, it seems very very likely than you can spread the virus asymptomatically. So you might not even realize you're infected, and you're just out and about infecting others.

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pionear
02/27/20 12:43:19 PM
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Alpha218
02/27/20 12:51:43 PM
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rexcrk posted...
How is it even traveling? Itd be nice if people who were sick would just stay home.
someone who is infected is contagious before they start displaying symptoms

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Cacciato
02/27/20 1:14:43 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Would still be better then the budvirus or coorsvirus
Im actually looking forward to a Tecatevirus with Cinco de Mayo in a couple months
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InfestedAdam
02/27/20 1:28:09 PM
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The two things truly bothering me about this virus, besides getting infected, is how misinformed my 70 years old mother seems to be and that the cost of face/surgical masks jumped up or are no longer on sale.

Some weeks ago my mother told me to be sure to breath through my nose and not my mouth. Yea the nose hair does catch some dust particles and whatnot but it will not make a difference with a virus.

Those face/surgical masks themselves are meant to limit sick people getting others sick but some folks somehow think it will protect them and vendors are jacking up the prices in response.

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papercup
02/27/20 1:32:04 PM
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InfestedAdam posted...
The two things truly bothering me about this virus, besides getting infected, is how misinformed my 70 years old mother seems to be and that the cost of face/surgical masks jumped up or are no longer on sale.

Some weeks ago my mother told me to be sure to breath through my nose and not my mouth. Yea the nose hair does catch some dust particles and whatnot but it will not make a difference with a virus.

Those face/surgical masks themselves are meant to limit sick people getting others sick but some somehow think it will protect them and vendors are jacking up the prices in response.

I mean the rise in cost is more due to low supply and high demand.

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InfestedAdam
02/27/20 1:35:38 PM
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papercup posted...
I mean the rise in cost is more due to low supply and high demand.
Good point but who are buying them though? Those who are sick and trying to limit others getting sick or people who somehow think it will protect them?

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Far-Queue
02/27/20 2:00:50 PM
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InfestedAdam posted...
Good point but who are buying them though? Those who are sick and trying to limit others getting sick or people who somehow think it will protect them?
Noth.

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SunWuKung420
02/27/20 5:06:37 PM
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InfestedAdam posted...
Yea the nose hair does catch some dust particles and whatnot but it will not make a difference with a virus.


Yes it does. Mucous is actually a front-line defense against viral infection.
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WhiskeyDisk
02/27/20 5:08:55 PM
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Breaking News: Arizona has just closed it's ports.



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Sarcasthma
02/27/20 5:22:38 PM
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Looks like schools in Japan will be closed until April. :(

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keyblader1985
02/27/20 5:22:57 PM
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rexcrk posted...
How is it even traveling? Itd be nice if people who were sick would just stay home.
Be super fucking nice if I could afford to just stay home until I'm not sick anymore. Let alone other responsibilities.

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Jen0125
02/27/20 5:52:14 PM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
Breaking News: Arizona has just closed it's ports.


All zero of them gasp

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SunWuKung420
02/27/20 6:00:17 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
All zero of them gasp


Ports aren't limited to water access. AZ has 10.

https://www.cbp.gov/contact/ports/az
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Muscles
02/27/20 6:08:38 PM
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https://southpark.cc.com/clips/104245/free-blankets

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WhiskeyDisk
02/27/20 6:29:06 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
All zero of them gasp

https://i.imgur.com/fnOvM6R.jpg

SunWuKung420 posted...
Ports aren't limited to water access. AZ has 10.

https://www.cbp.gov/contact/ports/az

https://i.imgur.com/GN5mWw6.png

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InfestedAdam
02/27/20 6:40:27 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Yes it does. Mucous is actually a front-line defense against viral infection.
Thanks for the correction. What about the eyes though? I thought any area with moisture is a potential "entry point" for bacteria and viruses?

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Jen0125
02/27/20 6:57:19 PM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
https://i.imgur.com/fnOvM6R.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/GN5mWw6.png

I know, I was joking too

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wolfy42
02/27/20 7:01:22 PM
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Didn't Captain Trips from The Stand start in AZ, or was that Nevada? I don't remember, but I think it was one of em.

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SunWuKung420
02/27/20 7:09:11 PM
#43:


InfestedAdam posted...

Thanks for the correction. What about the eyes though? I thought any area with moisture is a potential "entry point" for bacteria and viruses?


Most air exposed moist areas are designed to prevent diseases.
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Maldoror
02/28/20 12:02:39 AM
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Far-Queue posted...
I just pray it doesn't mutate into the dreaded Heinekenvirus

Heinekenvirus? Fuck that shit! Pabstblueribbonvirus!

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02/28/20 12:03:03 AM
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keyblader1985
02/28/20 12:32:18 AM
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Maldoror posted...
Heinekenvirus? Fuck that shit! Pabstblueribbonvirus!
I'm just getting over Zimavirus.

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Jen0125
02/28/20 9:10:23 AM
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https://time.com/5790955/cruise-ship-coronavirus-jamaica-cayman-islands/

That's the cruise line I'm taking

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coinstarcad
02/28/20 10:55:04 AM
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Still time to play video games before they call for quarantines.
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Jen0125
02/29/20 12:08:46 AM
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Me next week

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gguirao
02/29/20 2:13:17 AM
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Stay strong.

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SilentSeph
03/02/20 10:09:11 AM
#51:


They just confirmed the first New York Coronavirus case, RIP me.

Stay safe, everyone.

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