Current Events > Redditor ACCIDENTALLY has SEX with his COUSIN!! What is your reaction to this?

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Damn_Underscore
02/22/20 12:35:37 AM
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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/f7e88e/tifu_by_banging_my_first_cousin/

So, didn't happen today, but last weekend. Finally getting around to really processing it all and I guess trying to deal with it.

Went out for drinks with my girlfriend and met up with my younger cousin at the bar. We'd all hung out once before and had a great time. My cousin invited a couple of her friends to the bar too; we did some barhopping. I got shitfaced pretty unintentionally (The last bar was, I swear, not putting any mixers in my cocktails, they were straight alcohol). So anyway we're about to leave and my cousin's friends are trying to get her home, because she's shitfaced too. Well, my gf was our DD so we offered to let her stay in our spare room. Everyone was cool with that because who's safer than family, right?

Wrong. We get home and (I had to piece together some of this later because I blacked out for most of it) apparently initially everything was cool. My cousin went to the spare room and my gf got her situated. The problems started a little later when I, in my infinite wisdom, decided to walk straight out of my bedroom with my girlfriend in it, and into my cousin's room. I don't particularly remember much except for two details which I guess are not important to the story. Well, okay so one might be. I remember her giving me a very enthusiastic BJ, which, as you can imagine, makes a lot of noise. Apparently after a while my gf came out of the room wondering where I was because I just fucking disappeared. She didn't barge into the room or anything, but she heard the noises which is pretty fucking obvious. So at that point, she left. Like, me. She left me, and I don't blame her.

Anyway that means I wake up the next morning, having blacked out, oblivious that my gf was gone already, but I'm fucking naked next to my naked cousin. There's cum all over the bed where her face was, she didn't even sleep with a pillow. There's obviously no hiding this but I'm still half-drunk and I went to try to go sneak back into my room, which I found empty. So yeah.

I haven't heard from my gf all week, and I'm sure we're done, and I don't blame her. All I can hope for now is that this shit doesn't get out to my family, because I would probably implode. No, my cousin and I are not going to start hooking up regularly. It's actually super awkward and she has hardly said a word to me either. Again, I don't blame her.

TL;DR drunkenly slept with my cousin, ruined my relationship, family might hear about it, I'm an idiot.


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inloveanddeath0
02/22/20 12:37:09 AM
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ssj3vegeta
02/22/20 12:41:40 AM
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cmiller4642
02/22/20 12:42:30 AM
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FDR did it

You're good
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Wii_Shaker
02/22/20 12:44:51 AM
#5:


Wow. Crazy.

I actually have an ex girlfriend who hooked up with her 2nd cousin without knowing until she introduced him to her family, lol.

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Mistere Man
02/22/20 12:46:52 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Wow. Crazy.

I actually have an ex girlfriend who hooked up with her 2nd cousin without knowing until she introduced him to her family, lol.
Dear God that had to be awkward.

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au_gold
02/22/20 12:50:56 AM
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That happened.

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LinkPizza
02/22/20 12:53:43 AM
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But is he hot?
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MabusIncarnate
02/22/20 12:53:51 AM
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Nice

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obeseexplosive
02/22/20 12:53:59 AM
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TIFU by posting a blatantly fake story for karma
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kayoticdreamz
02/22/20 12:55:01 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Wow. Crazy.

I actually have an ex girlfriend who hooked up with her 2nd cousin without knowing until she introduced him to her family, lol.
LMAO
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Tyranthraxus
02/22/20 12:59:48 AM
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Didn't happen

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Lost_All_Senses
02/22/20 1:03:27 AM
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He isn't even trying.

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Zikten
02/22/20 1:07:30 AM
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Probably isnt real but if it is, not a big deal. Cousin sex is legal in most of the world including some US states. And for like 99% of human history, people didnt even consider cousins to be incest
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I4NRulez
02/22/20 1:07:53 AM
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TIFU and AITA are the worst fucking sub reddits lol

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apocalyptic_4
02/22/20 1:14:38 AM
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Zikten posted...
Probably isnt real but if it is, not a big deal. Cousin sex is legal in most of the world including some US states. And for like 99% of human history, people didnt even consider cousins to be incest



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Lost_All_Senses
02/22/20 1:19:48 AM
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Zikten posted...
Probably isnt real but if it is, not a big deal. Cousin sex is legal in most of the world including some US states. And for like 99% of human history, people didnt even consider cousins to be incest

How many cousins have you pitched this to and what were the results?

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SH_expert44
02/22/20 2:31:13 AM
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Faked for karma. Idiots will upvote anything on TIFU if it has a NSFW tag and mentions sex

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JTilly
02/22/20 2:37:17 AM
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thats def fake

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kayoticdreamz
02/22/20 3:08:07 PM
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SH_expert44 posted...
Faked for karma. Idiots will upvote anything on TIFU if it has a NSFW tag and mentions sex
Lol true
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Abiz_
02/22/20 3:10:38 PM
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If he was that drunk. I doubt he could get it hard. So going with fake.
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Guide
02/22/20 3:10:43 PM
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Dunno why people keep thinking this stuff is fake. Like, nothing about it is impossible. It isn't necessarily true, either, but the fake posts seem more like reddit hate than actually figuring out if it's real or not.

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Sada_Pop
02/22/20 3:13:25 PM
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Guide posted...
Dunno why people keep thinking this stuff is fake. Like, nothing about it is impossible. It isn't necessarily true, either, but the fake posts seem more like reddit hate than actually figuring out if it's real or not.
I mean... It's obvious

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Guide
02/22/20 3:15:03 PM
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Sada_Pop posted...
I mean... It's obvious

What would a true example look like, that you can tell it apart from a fake one?

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DezDroppedFreak
02/22/20 3:16:02 PM
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Zikten posted...
Probably isnt real but if it is, not a big deal. Cousin sex is legal in most of the world including some US states. And for like 99% of human history, people didnt even consider cousins to be incest
Legalities and technicalities are nowhere near the biggest issues for that dude (if this is somehow real, which I doubt)

EDIT: minus the obvious

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treewojima
02/22/20 3:16:49 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Wow. Crazy.

I actually have an ex girlfriend who hooked up with her 2nd cousin without knowing until she introduced him to her family, lol.

God, to have been a fly on that wall lmao
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Abiz_
02/22/20 3:18:15 PM
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DezDroppedFreak posted...
Legalities and technicalities are nowhere near the biggest issues for that dude (if this is somehow real, which I doubt)
It's technically rape if he did it without her consent. It's technically rape if she did it without his consent.
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DezDroppedFreak
02/22/20 3:18:52 PM
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Abiz_ posted...
It's technically rape if he did it without her consent. It's technically rape if she did it without his consent.
....whoops. Time to edit my post

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mustachedmystic
02/22/20 3:19:05 PM
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I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7jHxi4-fC8

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AlephZero
02/22/20 3:21:14 PM
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babby's first creative writing exercise

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Tyranthraxus
02/22/20 3:21:18 PM
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Guide posted...
Dunno why people keep thinking this stuff is fake. Like, nothing about it is impossible. It isn't necessarily true, either, but the fake posts seem more like reddit hate than actually figuring out if it's real or not.
I've seen exactly two incest stories on Reddit that I've ever believed were true. That looks obviously fake and not even a good fake.

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Turbam
02/22/20 3:21:57 PM
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Hot

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Guide
02/22/20 3:22:13 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I've seen exactly two incest stories on Reddit that I've ever believed were true. That looks obviously fake and not even a good fake.


Guide posted...
What would a true example look like, that you can tell it apart from a fake one?


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Tyranthraxus
02/22/20 3:30:42 PM
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@Guide

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/

I can't find the other one at the moment. I don't really save these things and they often end up deleted because 1) it's flagrantly illegal if true and 2) the ones that are fake tend to get exposed

If you head over to 2XC there's a quite a lot of stories of incestuous rape though that's probably not what you're thinking about.

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DirkDiggles
02/22/20 3:38:25 PM
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Protip: Don't drink with family members.

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Sada_Pop
02/22/20 3:44:38 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
Protip: Don't drink with family members.
I mean you can drink with them just fine. Just don't fuck any of them. That part shouldn't be difficult at all.

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Cobra1010
02/22/20 3:45:26 PM
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Karma whoring. Thats reddit for u.

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Guide
02/22/20 3:52:13 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
@Guide

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/

I can't find the other one at the moment. I don't really save these things and they often end up deleted because 1) it's flagrantly illegal if true and 2) the ones that are fake tend to get exposed

If you head over to 2XC there's a quite a lot of stories of incestuous rape though that's probably not what you're thinking about.

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mach25687
02/22/20 3:53:49 PM
#42:


If this is real then the redditor with two dicks is also real.

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Altacct
02/22/20 3:56:33 PM
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I come from a culture where people marry their first cousins, so its not a big deal to me.

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Tyranthraxus
02/22/20 3:59:05 PM
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mach25687 posted...
If this is real then the redditor with two dicks is also real.
Two dicks is a real condition but the pic/account on Reddit is fake

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DanHaren2019
02/22/20 3:59:27 PM
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Altacct posted...
I come from a culture where people marry their first cousins, so its not a big deal to me.

Alabama?
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Pseudomenon
02/22/20 4:09:48 PM
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I was sexually propositioned by an unknown not-so-distant cousin on myspace. The only reason it didn't happen is because I had no interest in her. She looked like the ginger women in my mom's family, with a particularly uncanny resemblance to my mom.

We were friends before it happened, talked for a long time, so when I said "You look like my mom!" she got kinda mad and never talked to me again. It wasn't a few years later until I had an uncle die and got to know some people in my family that I'd never met did I find out we were related. Then my sister did 23&me a few years ago and she showed up on there lol.

If she didn't look like my mom I probably would've gone for it regardless. I was confused and desperate at the time tbh.

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Skye Reynolds
02/22/20 4:12:36 PM
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I've read this story before on a literotica site. Except it was the sister.
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Altacct
02/22/20 4:14:38 PM
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DanHaren2019 posted...
Alabama?

Islamic culture from Bangladesh, were still hicks in this part of the world

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Cobra1010
02/22/20 4:29:38 PM
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Altacct posted...
Islamic culture from Bangladesh, were still hicks in this part of the world

Voluntarily or arranged marraige?

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Altacct
02/22/20 4:53:57 PM
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Cobra1010 posted...
Voluntarily or arranged marraige?


happens both ways, traditionally its arranged but more and more its becoming voluntary

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LinkPizza
02/22/20 5:06:57 PM
#51:


Abiz_ posted...
It's technically rape if he did it without her consent. It's technically rape if she did it without his consent.

And technically, you can't give consent when you're drunk...
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