Poll of the Day > India is TERRIFIED that their MONKEYS will ATTACK Trump during his Visit!!!

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Full Throttle
02/21/20 1:01:39 AM
#1:


Would you laugh if these monkeys go in on Trump?


Indian officials are vocing their fears that Donald Trump could be attacked by MONKEYS when he visits the Taj Mahal next week.

They have been harassing tourists lately and have become a major problem at India's most famous landmark with guards deploying CATAPULTS to fend them off.

Trump is expected to have elite protection of the Secret Service when he visits but locals say the large swarm of monkeys could be impossible to control

One local said "If such a large troop of monkeys attacks Donald Trump entourage, it will be a disaster"

One member of the Central Industrial Security Force said the catapults used by guards would be completely ineffective against a large gang of monkeys

The terror of the monkey is so pervasive that women and children are scared of going on roof of their houses which has been taken over by the monkeys

The local forestry dept is called to keep the monkeys at bay as around 500-700 monkeys macaque monkeys are living in and around the area that are known to forage food where visitors bags are searched and food is sometimes tossed.

Would you laugh if these monkeys went for Trump?

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BlackScythe0
02/21/20 1:34:26 AM
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How would his security tell the difference between him and the monkeys? Just protect the dumbest one? Because I'm pretty sure the monkeys are smarter than Trump.
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Cacciato
02/21/20 1:41:55 AM
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Whoa ^. Fucking good one.
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Ferarri619
02/21/20 4:12:50 AM
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I really hope the monkeys make this happen.

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Lokarin
02/21/20 4:47:52 AM
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Why is it that only the monkeys are cleaning up the beach? For shame, India.

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Nade Duck
02/21/20 5:33:17 AM
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please let this happen, jesus.

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HornedLion
02/21/20 8:16:04 AM
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This would instantly beat that time Fidel Castro face planted.

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papercup
02/21/20 10:20:11 AM
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Please, God, make this happen

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Shadowbird_RH
02/21/20 10:28:34 AM
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I can see how this turns out.

Non-lethal methods are used up to this point to attempt to control the monkeys.
Monkeys attack Trump and his entourage, whom counter with deadly force.
The monkeys are enraged as never before.
Trump and his entourage are eaten by hundreds of very angry monkeys.

World-wide hilarity ensues, followed by world peace.

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HornedLion
02/21/20 10:47:53 AM
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Shadowbird_RH posted...
I can see how this turns out.

Non-lethal methods are used up to this point to attempt to control the monkeys.
Monkeys attack Trump and his entourage, whom counter with deadly force.
The monkeys are enraged as never before.
Trump and his entourage are eaten by hundreds of very angry monkeys.

World-wide hilarity ensues, followed by world peace.

And then the monkeys begin singing Yub Nub!

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Luminous72
02/21/20 12:04:30 PM
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I hope the monkeys do attack him.

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captpackrat
02/21/20 1:39:08 PM
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Full Throttle posted...
with guards deploying CATAPULTS to fend them off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wry3GQGwq0&t=17s

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captpackrat
02/21/20 1:40:49 PM
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gguirao
02/21/20 1:44:48 PM
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Hell yeah!

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Zeus
02/21/20 2:01:17 PM
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Monkey-related crime is on the rise
Even heads of state aren't immune
President Donny has been kidnapped by monkeys
Are you a bad enough hombre to rescue Donny?

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wolfy42
02/21/20 2:03:00 PM
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Zeus posted...
Monkey-related crime is on the rise
Even heads of state aren't immune
President Donny has been kidnapped by monkeys
Are you a bad enough hombre to rescue Donny?


This sounds like the newest Disney game somehow.

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NeoSioType
02/21/20 3:42:36 PM
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The monkeys are paid actors.
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TyVulpine
02/21/20 3:49:36 PM
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I would feel sorry for the monkeys and hope they dont catch something from Trump if they do.

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Ferarri619
02/21/20 10:06:00 PM
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Nade Duck posted...
please let this happen, jesus.

xD

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wwinterj25
02/21/20 11:55:57 PM
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It would be amusing yes.

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