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Irony
02/17/20 12:05:44 AM
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Yeah

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berlyman101
02/17/20 12:07:18 AM
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thanks to you my taxes are bailing out obsolete ass cow farmers. hope you're happy with your watery ass seed juice

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jmikla
02/17/20 12:07:26 AM
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How do you milk an almond?

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Irony
02/17/20 12:07:49 AM
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jmikla posted...
How do you milk an almond?
The nipples

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Irony
02/17/20 12:10:25 AM
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berlyman101 posted...
thanks to you my taxes are bailing out obsolete ass cow farmers. hope you're happy with your watery ass seed juice
I do, I still use regular milk for cooking

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R1masher
02/17/20 12:26:12 AM
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White water...

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Lordgold666
02/17/20 12:28:25 AM
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Id milk an almond

Just gotta squeeze hard enough

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WilliamPorygon
02/17/20 12:31:04 AM
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It's funny how the FDA has all these regulations about requirements for something to legally be called "cheese" or "ice cream" but apparently you can call pretty much any liquid "milk" and they don't give a shit.

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Hoe
02/17/20 12:40:58 AM
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Ever try oat milk?
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008Zulu
02/17/20 1:15:41 AM
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No, not Almond Milk. Nut Juice.

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St0rmFury
02/17/20 1:28:09 AM
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I heard only a couple of almonds are used to make a litre of almond milk.

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Crazyman93
02/17/20 1:28:46 AM
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Irony posted...

The nipples

Where the fuck are the nipples on an almond?
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Irony
02/17/20 1:29:54 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
I heard only a couple of almonds are used to make a litre of almond milk.
About 1 cup of almonds makes 5 cups of it

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jmikla
02/17/20 2:07:51 AM
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Crazyman93 posted...
Where the fuck are the nipples on an almond?
On the breast

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Irony
02/17/20 2:09:17 AM
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Crazyman93 posted...
Where the fuck are the nipples on an almond?


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BlackJackCat
02/17/20 2:10:24 AM
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I disagree, but I respect your bravery for standing firm to this controversial choice. Godspeed sir.
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action52
02/17/20 2:28:54 AM
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dolomedes posted...
lmfao are people really this anti-nut milk in 2020????

pls tell me this is a ce thing
no i love nut milk

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Gobstoppers12
02/17/20 2:30:51 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJCTIPWPNtw

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St0rmFury
02/17/20 2:31:08 AM
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action52 posted...
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no i love nut milk

That's what she said.
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Smackems
02/17/20 2:40:32 AM
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It makes for a decent protein shake milk

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ASithLord7
02/17/20 2:42:05 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
i fucking hate that almond milk commercial with the family that goes out into the grove and picks some almonds and then suddenly the cute little girl has a full glass of almond milk. like it's something like an orange where you can just go out and pick it and squeeze it into a cup and drink it. wtf. that's now how it works.
How do you feel about stereotypically idyllic depictions of dairy farms

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SomeGuyUO
02/17/20 2:43:46 AM
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teepan95
02/17/20 4:37:10 AM
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I like drinking it on its own, but I wouldn't replace milk with it
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Dante121487
02/17/20 4:57:30 AM
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Only almond milk I've ever had was the vanilla flavor.

It was pretty good with my cinnamon toast crunch.

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Turbam
02/17/20 12:51:35 PM
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It should be called almond juice.

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obeseexplosive
02/17/20 12:54:50 PM
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berlyman101 posted...
thanks to you my taxes are bailing out obsolete ass cow farmers. hope you're happy with your watery ass seed juice

Da fuck you farm an ass cow
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Butterfiles
02/17/20 12:59:30 PM
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It should be called lightly seasoned water

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IbanezFan462
02/17/20 1:05:23 PM
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Chocolate almond milk is decent

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inloveanddeath0
02/17/20 1:05:57 PM
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IbanezFan462 posted...
Chocolate almond milk is decent
This. Dark chocolate even more so

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02/17/20 1:12:38 PM
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