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Damn_Underscore
02/07/20 12:52:16 PM
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at least once to try sex
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Kolibri X
02/07/20 12:53:36 PM
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Cuz it'd be real awkward bumping into your mom.

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DinosaurBrain
02/07/20 12:53:53 PM
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Ain't that illegal?

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KillerSlaw
02/07/20 12:54:26 PM
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Many CEmen, despite what they say, feel entitled to sex from someone other than a sex worker.

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Damn_Underscore
02/07/20 12:54:50 PM
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DinosaurBrain posted...
Ain't that illegal?


not in much of nevada (not the major cities though)

not in several western european countries
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malenz
02/07/20 12:56:05 PM
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it's illegal
requires leaving the house
possibly dangerous as are most seedy places
STDs
unfullfilling sexual experience
porn and my hand are literally RIGHT THERE
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Damn_Underscore
02/07/20 1:00:59 PM
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malenz posted...
it's illegal
possibly dangerous as are most seedy places
STDs


Not a concern in countries/areas of Nevada where brothels are legal and regulated by the government.

malenz posted...
unfullfilling sexual experience
porn and my hand are literally RIGHT THERE


u wot m8
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a-c-a-b
02/07/20 1:02:22 PM
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I get the impression that a lot of virgins on here are probably scared of woman outside of the internet. And even if given the opportunity to have sex, they'd probably run away so that they can come back on here and make more topics about all the woman they want to fuck.
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MrNintendo1213
02/07/20 1:03:12 PM
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If someone is too afraid to talk to a normal girl, what makes you think they could go and talk to prostitutes at a brothel to even make that happen?

If I was somehow in any part of that situation I would instantly freeze and not be able to do anything. I couldn't park in front of a brothel, I would just have to keep driving past. If I was out front of one, I couldn't go inside. If I was inside, I couldn't say anything to anyone inside. If I payed them, I couldn't follow them to the room where we would have sex. If I was in the room with them, I couldn't have sex with them.

It is just as impossible as any other way to have sex.
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malenz
02/07/20 1:04:10 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Not a concern in countries/areas of Nevada where brothels are legal and regulated by the government.
that requires making it an ordeal and a trip with all possible complications... just to have sex one time with someone I don't know and never see again. pass
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BigTee66
02/07/20 1:15:56 PM
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I honestly am not that desperate for sex. Its not manditory to lose your v-card

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DinosaurBrain
02/07/20 1:20:50 PM
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Hold on, let me pay to fly to the other side of the country and pay for a hotel and pay for a lady just to have sex? Think I'm going to pass.

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Extreme_light
02/07/20 1:22:04 PM
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Why do that when you could just go on tinder or to the bar?

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bobaban
02/07/20 1:24:14 PM
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Extreme_light posted...
Why do that when you could just go on tinder or to the bar?


That only works if youre chad
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NeoShadowhen
02/07/20 1:26:49 PM
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If youre going to do it legally and safely, its expensive.

Im not saying all gentlemen who lack carnal experience are hard up for cash, but, well, theres probably a significant portion that are.

Theres also the psychological aspect to it. Getting it the old fashioned way is established as the norm, and turning to professionals might seem like giving up hope for doing it the right way.
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KogaSteelfang
02/07/20 1:29:06 PM
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Because I don't find that appealing. Having to pay someone to be with you just to know what it's like. If it's going to happen, I'll want it to be with who at least wants to be with me.

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Damn_Underscore
02/07/20 1:32:23 PM
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What if you become an old man and your parts don't work anymore before you find someone who wants to be with you?
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KogaSteelfang
02/07/20 1:33:45 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
What if you become an old man and your parts don't work anymore before you find someone who wants to be with you?
*Shrug*

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
02/07/20 1:39:55 PM
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There is always an excuse given by them, this is why they are incels.

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KogaSteelfang
02/07/20 1:59:58 PM
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Godnorgosh posted...
I think what people who struggle with the opposite sex tend to want is genuine acceptance (whether or not acceptance is justified by their behaviors and attitudes), not paid sex. If you're paying for it, it's the money they've accepted, not you.
That's it exactly.

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The_Korey
02/07/20 2:34:30 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
I get the impression that a lot of virgins on here are probably scared of woman outside of the internet. And even if given the opportunity to have sex, they'd probably run away so that they can come back on here and make more topics about all the woman they want to fuck.

Wait hold up. Being a virgin is a requirement for making topics about bonable broads around here?

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TheLastHero
02/07/20 2:56:42 PM
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The only people who are interested in prostitution are the people who think sex is the end-all be-all. You spend a bunch of money to have sex with a prostitute who doesn't care about you, and what's going to change? Nothing. You're not going to magically become this confident girl magnet because you spent money to nut in about 5 seconds. It's such dumb advice and I really don't know why anybody still suggests hookers in 2020.

You're better off working on yourself, your self confidence and trying to get a relationship. Sex will come after that. Virgins typically want companionship and acceptance first and foremost; not just to lose their fictional v-card.
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Damn_Underscore
02/07/20 3:01:43 PM
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"Work on yourself" is terrible advice.

I see it all the time suggested to virgins/incels/whatever. it's literally a meaningless platitude.
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malenz
02/07/20 3:02:56 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
"Work on yourself" is terrible advice.
no it isn't. it just isn't always easy.
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TheLastHero
02/07/20 3:05:41 PM
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Lol no it isn't

You have to be in the right state of mind for a relationship and many virgins aren't. And it's a pretty general statement that applies to many things, whether it be physical health, mental health, hygiene, or bad habits that may be turning women off. It's certainly better advice than "hey you should spend $200 to have shitty virgin sex with a girl you will have zero connection with" as if you're going to die if you don't lose your virginity by a certain age.
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Damn_Underscore
02/07/20 3:11:41 PM
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malenz posted...

no it isn't. it just isn't always easy.


See the rest of my post. It's always those exact words, "work on yourself" with no deviation or actual detailed advice. Not that online advice would be much better than "just smile and say hi". I think it's a meme tbh.

I think most adult involuntary virgins also have undiagnosed mental illnesses like ADHD, schizophrenia, etc. that make them unliked by people without them even realizing it. "Working on themselves" won't fix that if that's the case.
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TheLastHero
02/07/20 3:14:58 PM
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That plays into the 'mental health' part. The conversation doesn't start and end at "work on yourself". Naturally advice regarding treating that would come up

There are loads of people with ADHD and Schizophrenia that have found relationships. It's difficult but it shouldn't be a death sentence
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The_Korey
02/07/20 3:16:29 PM
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TheLastHero posted...
The only people who are interested in prostitution are the people who think sex is the end-all be-all.

Literally false.

TheLastHero posted...
You spend a bunch of money to have sex with a prostitute who doesn't care about you, and what's going to change? Nothing. You're not going to magically become this confident girl magnet because you spent money to nut in about 5 seconds.

Ya don't go to amusement park, eat at a fancy restaurant, or watch a movie because you want to change. You do it to enjoy yourself. Paid sex isn't implied to be any different.

TheLastHero posted...
It's such dumb advice and I really don't know why anybody still suggests hookers in 2020.

It only dumb advice because the people it's aimed at are either dumb or deliberately acting that certain way. Being a virgin or not means nothing, but if incels are gonna piss n moan about it 24/7 like it's the 1 thing wrong in their lives, of kourse people are gonna suggest a quick fix. If nothing else, not being able to identify virgins anymore will stop giving virgins overall such a bad name. Kase and point: the incel-made virgin vs Chad meme.

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Damn_Underscore
02/07/20 3:18:04 PM
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TheLastHero posted...
There are loads of people with ADHD and Schizophrenia that have found relationships. It's difficult but it shouldn't be a death sentence


Of course there are, but "work on yourself" isn't saying go to the doctor and get diagnosed with a mental illness that they may or may not have. It's saying get gud and maybe go to the gym more often.
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TheLastHero
02/07/20 3:21:23 PM
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The_Korey posted...
Ya don't go to amusement park, eat at a fancy restaurant, or watch a movie because you want to change. You do it to enjoy yourself. Paid sex isn't implied to be any different.


Actually, it's way different. It's not even remotely comparable to any of those things you listed, because it's being suggested as constructive advice for someone to lose their virginity as opposed to a recreational activity.

The_Korey posted...
It only dumb advice because the people it's aimed at are either dumb or deliberately acting that certain way. Being a virgin or not means nothing


I agree, it doesn't mean anything. But it's not just virgins acting like it means something, there's obviously a stigma and I've seen quite a number of non-virgins suggest this as serious advice like it's a life-or-death situation
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TheLastHero
02/07/20 3:23:22 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...


Of course there are, but "work on yourself" isn't saying go to the doctor and get diagnosed with a mental illness that they may or may not have. It's saying get gud and maybe go to the gym more often.


That's just your misinterpretation of it. 'Work on yourself' could very easily mean go to the doctor, get diagnosed, take medication. Engage in wellness exercises. Etc
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malenz
02/07/20 3:25:39 PM
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wait why would I go to a brothel?? shouldn't I go to a sisthel instead
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Bandit_Keith
02/07/20 3:26:16 PM
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M_Live posted...
Sometimes I forget that theres younger people on here who have these sort of problems
Dude, there are older people on here that have these sort of problems.

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The Top Crusader
02/07/20 3:28:06 PM
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BigTee66 posted...
I honestly am not that desperate for sex. Its not manditory to lose your v-card

I lost mine long ago, but yeah, I wasn't on a lifelong quest to achieve that--it happened when it happened, I was fine with it not happening sooner, lol.

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BigBoobieHitomi
02/07/20 3:41:52 PM
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lol @ payin to lose your v card

what a weenie move

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Damn_Underscore
02/07/20 3:42:58 PM
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BigBoobieHitomi posted...
lol @ payin to lose your v card

what a weenie move



So if you are a virgin and no one is attracted to you you are doomed to stay a virgin forever?
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TheLastHero
02/07/20 3:46:22 PM
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Paying for sex might as well still make you a virgin, because it's not like you actually enticed someone to voluntarily have sex with you, which is ultimately the goal at the end of the day
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BigBoobieHitomi
02/07/20 3:46:53 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
So if you are a virgin and no one is attracted to you you are doomed to stay a virgin forever?
lol makin it sound so dramatic....DOOOMED

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The_Korey
02/07/20 6:28:32 PM
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TheLastHero posted...
Actually, it's way different. It's not even remotely comparable to any of those things you listed, because it's being suggested as constructive advice for someone to lose their virginity as opposed to a recreational activity.

Oh no it ain't. The reason it's on such massive a pedestal in the first place is because it's such a universal recreational activity. Unlike chess, drugs, or pocket rolls, we're biologically engineered to want that one.

TheLastHero posted...
Paying for sex might as well still make you a virgin, because it's not like you actually enticed someone to voluntarily have sex with you,

The hell? What's next, pity sex doesn't kount either? Or girls on the rebound for being too desperate? Mega thots who will fuck anything that moves? Karrueche Tran and Rihanna because dating Chris Brown proves they have shit tastes? This post is worse than the people perpetuating the sexual stigmas.

TheLastHero posted...
which is ultimately the goal at the end of the day

To who? People who haven't had sex yet are a pretty large audience to be projecting on.


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02/07/20 6:29:43 PM
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TheLastHero
02/07/20 6:34:37 PM
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It doesn't really take a rocket scientist to figure out that most adult virgins have never had girlfriends before and desire that companionship more than they desire just getting laid, which is ultimately going to be a part of said companionship anyway.

The_Korey posted...
The hell? What's next, pity sex doesn't kount either? Or girls on the rebound for being too desperate? Mega thots who will fuck anything that moves? Karrueche Tran and Rihanna because dating Chris Brown proves they have shit tastes? This post is worse than the people perpetuating the sexual stigmas.


It was obviously a joke making fun of the idea of paying hundreds of dollars to have sex with a prostitute who you'll obviously have no connection with, just to lose your virginity. You'll have lost it, but nothing else is going to change besides the amount of money in your wallet. You're still going to be the same, unconfident, probably unattractive person you were before. There's no actual net gain like there is if you actually attract someone and entice them to have consensual sex with you without paying for it.

The_Korey posted...
Oh no it ain't. The reason it's on such massive a pedestal in the first place is because it's such a universal recreational activity. Unlike chess, drugs, or pocket rolls, we're biologically engineered to want that one.


Nobody is "biologically engineered" to want to fuck prostitutes. Sorry.
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The_Korey
02/07/20 6:44:32 PM
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TheLastHero posted...
It doesn't really take a rocket scientist to figure out that most adult virgins have never had girlfriends before and desire that companionship more than they desire just getting laid, which is ultimately going to be a part of said companionship anyway.

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TheLastHero posted...
It was obviously a joke making fun of the idea of paying hundreds of dollars to have sex with a prostitute who you'll obviously have no connection with, just to lose your virginity. You'll have lost it, but nothing else is going to change besides the amount of money in your wallet. You're still going to be the same, unconfident, probably unattractive person you were before. There's no actual net gain like there is if you actually attract someone and entice them to have consensual sex with you without paying for it.

Oy! Kontrary to what many seem to think, sex doesn't change you, paid or otherwise. No amount of konsensual sex is going to turn anyone into a charismatic Adonis. I really don't get how you kan look down on Chads who stigmatize virginity when you believe this made up right of passage is everyone's ultimate goal.

TheLastHero posted...
Nobody is "biologically engineered" to want to fuck prostitutes. Sorry.
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... You're joking, right? This isn't really the bottom line you got from that post, right?

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TheLastHero
02/07/20 6:51:16 PM
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Well, it's kinda weird that you responded to my post as if I was talking about sex in general when I was clearly talking about prostitution.

The_Korey posted...
Oy! Kontrary to what many seem to think, sex doesn't change you, paid or otherwise. No amount of konsensual sex is going to turn anyone into a charismatic Adonis. I really don't get how you kan look down on Chads who stigmatize virginity when you believe this made up right of passage is everyone's ultimate goal.


I never said it would turn anyone into a charismatic Adonis. But you're actually delusional if you don't think there's a net gain. A person who has managed to do it once is typically going to be more confident than someone who has never done it, because they know that it can happen. That's why virgins want that experience

Also, kan ya stop typing like this? This isn't Mortal Kombat.
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The_Korey
02/07/20 7:01:23 PM
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TheLastHero posted...
Well, it's kinda weird that you responded to my post as if I was talking about sex in general when I was clearly talking about prostitution.


We're biologically engineered to want sex. Period.

TheLastHero posted...
I never said it would turn anyone into a charismatic Adonis. But you're actually delusional if you don't think there's a net gain. A person who has managed to do it once is typically going to be more confident than someone who has never done it, because they know that it can happen. That's why virgins want that experience

You're still implying people want sex because they want something else, rather than the fact that sex is sex. I have never seen someone have it more backwards. Virgins typically want to gain konfidence because they want to attract someone to have sex with, not the the other way around.

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Prismsblade
02/07/20 7:03:27 PM
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Is telling young virgins theres more to life then woman and sex even on the table? Seems most here arent even entertaining the thought. As a man If the only thing on your mind in your 20s is chasing after woman and sex you probably arent getting far in life.

Becuase at the very least they have time, and lots of it to focus on productive things toward improving their life and career.

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TheLastHero
02/07/20 7:08:04 PM
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The_Korey posted...
You're still implying people want sex because they want something else, rather than the fact that sex is sex. I have never seen someone have it more backwards. Virgins typically want to gain konfidence because they want to attract someone to have sex with, not the the other way around.


I have no idea how you're getting that from my posts. I made it pretty clear that virgins wanted companionship more than just sex by itself. And yes, they want to gain confidence. They're not going to gain it from meaningless sex with a hooker
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