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Dat_Cracka_Jax 02/21/20 1:58:42 PM #102:	Noooooooo! --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 <cite>Dat_Cracka_Jax posted [p:934690992] in Have you e... [t:78376847]...</cite> <quote>Noooooooo! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VanananaHeyHey 02/21/20 2:02:09 PM #103:	Cocytus posted... A boning mode? What's that? You'll find out~ I have a 3, so maybe S is different, but underneath the 'toybox' feature, they have a little campfire icon. If you click it, the display screen turns into a fireplace with crackling logs and the heat vent turns on. If you touch the screen, porny jazz starts playing. It wasn't part of it when I bought the car, but they're always uploading new BS features like that. I don't want my car to run out of memory, Elon. I still want a partial refund for having fart mode foisted on me. CableZL posted... They're now saying they have to give my car the long range plus software upgrade before it's delivered, so it won't be delivered until after the 7th Eff That sucks. Also, it's stupid; the updates can beam at home, so they should just let you do it. You'll need to know how anyway. (It's as simple as pushing a button.) --- Please, call me Vanai. CE's official linguist, War-tor-le and Charizard <cite>VanananaHeyHey posted [p:934691116] in Have you e... [t:78376847]...</cite> <quote>Cocytus posted... </cite> <quote>A boning mode? What's that?</quote>You'll find out~ I have a 3, so maybe S is different, but underneath the 'toybox' feature, they have a little campfire icon. If you click it, the display screen turns into a fireplace with crackling logs and the heat vent turns on. If you touch the screen, porny jazz starts playing. It wasn't part of it when I bought the car, but they're always uploading new BS features like that. I don't want my car to run out of memory, Elon. I still want a partial refund for having fart mode foisted on me. CableZL posted... </cite> <quote>They're now saying they have to give my car the long range plus software upgrade before it's delivered, so it won't be delivered until after the 7th Eff</quote>That sucks. Also, it's stupid; the updates can beam at home, so they should just let you do it. You'll need to know how anyway. (It's as simple as pushing a button.) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 02/21/20 7:16:42 PM #104:	Apparently the update is a major firmware upgrade so they legally have to do the update beforehand... Oh well... The car will be better than what I ordered... This wait is painful, lol --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:934703372] in Have you e... [t:78376847]...</cite> <quote>Apparently the update is a major firmware upgrade so they legally have to do the update beforehand... Oh well... The car will be better than what I ordered... This wait is painful, lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 02/21/20 9:57:24 PM #105:	CableZL posted... They're now saying they have to give my car the long range plus software upgrade before it's delivered, so it won't be delivered until after the 7th Eff What...the...fuckkk?! <cite>Cocytus posted [p:934709695] in Have you e... [t:78376847]...</cite> <quote>CableZL posted... </cite> <quote>They're now saying they have to give my car the long range plus software upgrade before it's delivered, so it won't be delivered until after the 7th Eff</quote>What...the...fuckkk?! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 02/21/20 9:59:17 PM #106:	VanananaHeyHey posted... I still want a partial refund for having fart mode foisted on me. What's fart mode? <cite>Cocytus posted [p:934709784] in Have you e... [t:78376847]...</cite> <quote>VanananaHeyHey posted... </cite> <quote>I still want a partial refund for having fart mode foisted on me.</quote>What's fart mode? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VanananaHeyHey 02/21/20 11:17:02 PM #107:	Cocytus posted... What's fart mode? ~~You can make a fart noise come out of a seat when someone sits on it, or set it to random. The fart has four or five different voices. It may also many farting noises when your turn signal is on.~~ I hate it. Santa Mode ~~(the first twenty seconds of "Run, Run Rudolph" blares and won't turn off, turn down or permit interruptions)~~ is better than that pile. ~~At least it makes a cute jingle bell noise with the turn signal and gives your stopped car a Santa icon.~~ --- Please, call me Vanai. CE's official linguist, War-tor-le and Charizard <cite>VanananaHeyHey posted [p:934712417] in Have you e... [t:78376847]...</cite> <quote>Cocytus posted... </cite> <quote>What's fart mode?</quote>You can make a fart noise come out of a seat when someone sits on it, or set it to random. The fart has four or five different voices. It may also many farting noises when your turn signal is on. I hate it. Santa Mode (the first twenty seconds of "Run, Run Rudolph" blares and won't turn off, turn down or permit interruptions) is better than that pile. At least it makes a cute jingle bell noise with the turn signal and gives your stopped car a Santa icon. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 02/22/20 6:47:25 PM #108:	I've done a lot of thinking and research, and I think I'm going to get a model 3 too! @CableZL <cite>Cocytus posted [p:934742189] in Have you e... [t:78376847]...</cite> <quote>I've done a lot of thinking and research, and I think I'm going to get a model 3 too! @CableZL </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 02/22/20 7:55:23 PM #109:	https://youtu.be/E9207zZa8As <cite>Cocytus posted [p:934745093] in Have you e... [t:78376847]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/E9207zZa8As </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem boy 02/22/20 9:00:45 PM #110:	Cocytus posted... I've done a lot of thinking and research, and I think I'm going to get a model 3 too! @CableZL Oh snap!! --- Pitter-patter, let's get at 'er <cite>emblem boy posted [p:934747816] in Have you e... [t:78376847]...</cite> <quote>Cocytus posted...</cite> <quote>I've done a lot of thinking and research, and I think I'm going to get a model 3 too! @CableZL </quote> Oh snap!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 02/24/20 6:47:01 PM #111:	Delivery appointment: Mar. 11, 2020 at 12:00 PM OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:934826212] in Have you e... [t:78376847]...</cite> <quote>Delivery appointment: Mar. 11, 2020 at 12:00 PM OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 02/25/20 11:18:40 AM #112:	CableZL posted... Delivery appointment: Mar. 11, 2020 at 12:00 PM OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING Congrats man! Keep us up to date! <cite>Cocytus posted [p:934852812] in Have you e... [t:78376847]...</cite> <quote>CableZL posted... </cite> <quote>Delivery appointment: Mar. 11, 2020 at 12:00 PM OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING</quote>Congrats man! Keep us up to date! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 02/26/20 12:41:23 PM #113:	My car is now in San Antonio but they still can't give it to me because of this software update. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:934904111] in Have you e... [t:78376847]...</cite> <quote>My car is now in San Antonio but they still can't give it to me because of this software update. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 02/26/20 1:40:42 PM #114:	CableZL posted... My car is now in San Antonio but they still can't give it to me because of this software update. How long does it take to update the software? <cite>Cocytus posted [p:934906539] in Have you e... [t:78376847]...</cite> <quote>CableZL posted... </cite> <quote>My car is now in San Antonio but they still can't give it to me because of this software update.</quote>How long does it take to update the software? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 02/26/20 1:47:52 PM #115:	Cocytus posted... How long does it take to update the software? About an hour at the most, but I'm thinking the software update isn't actually available yet. They just started advertising the long range plus on the 7th, so I'm thinking they were initially just thinking the update would be available by the time they actually delivered any of those orders. Still not sure what the legality is that's making them hold delivery since it's a software update, though. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:934906839] in Have you e... [t:78376847]...</cite> <quote>Cocytus posted... </cite> <quote>How long does it take to update the software?</quote>About an hour at the most, but I'm thinking the software update isn't actually available yet. They just started advertising the long range plus on the 7th, so I'm thinking they were initially just thinking the update would be available by the time they actually delivered any of those orders. Still not sure what the legality is that's making them hold delivery since it's a software update, though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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