Current Events > Trump spiritual advisor: I command all satanic pregnancies to miscarry right now

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ledbowman
01/26/20 12:13:24 AM
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MrMallard
01/26/20 12:14:16 AM
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The Pro-Life Party

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01/26/20 12:14:28 AM
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01/26/20 12:15:16 AM
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Solar_Crimson
01/26/20 12:15:21 AM
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MrMallard posted...
The Pro-Life Party


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Axiom
01/26/20 12:17:08 AM
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"In the name of Jesus we come against the marine kingdom and the animal kingdom"

Lol what. Bible thumpers going to war with fish and animals now
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ColdOne666
01/26/20 12:17:19 AM
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What's a satanic pregnancy?
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Solar_Crimson
01/26/20 12:18:07 AM
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ColdOne666 posted...
What's a satanic pregnancy?
Likely any child that was not conceived within the confines of wedlock.

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viewmaster_pi
01/26/20 12:18:33 AM
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she's kind of attractive tho

but yeah, literally a cult

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Duncanwii
01/26/20 12:18:42 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Likely any child that was not conceived within the confines of wedlock.
Sooo... half of Trump's kids?

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ultimate reaver
01/26/20 12:19:33 AM
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evangelicals are a disease

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ledbowman
01/26/20 12:20:19 AM
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Axiom posted...
"In the name of Jesus we come against the marine kingdom and the animal kingdom"

Lol what. Bible thumpers going to war with fish and animals now

Fuck you dolphin and whale

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Smashingpmkns
01/26/20 12:20:47 AM
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Dunno how you can follow a religion that spouts this kind of nonsense and think that it's the "right" religion.
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viewmaster_pi
01/26/20 12:22:20 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Dunno how you can follow a religion that spouts this kind of nonsense and think that it's the "right" religion.
Dunno how people can take it seriously at all. This is just the ramblings of a madman's fever dream

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hockeybub89
01/26/20 12:22:56 AM
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kingdrake2
01/26/20 12:33:14 AM
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ledbowman posted...
Fuck you dolphin and whale


we're still pissed. trying to frame chicken and cow.
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obeseexplosive
01/26/20 12:36:55 AM
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So if I get impregnated by the demon I'm currently hooking up with does that count as a satanic pregnancy
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Bluebomber182
01/26/20 12:42:24 AM
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This is the crazy bitch who said that saying no to Trump is like saying no to god and that you need to give 80% of your yearly income to her or youre a fake christian
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Machete
01/26/20 12:43:37 AM
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"trump" a thing - stupid

formula for the ages.

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Smackems
01/26/20 12:45:09 AM
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I uh... Huh. That's very.. Special.

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LightningAce11
01/26/20 12:47:56 AM
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Why is the white house faith even a thing? Religion should not be allowed anywhere near government.

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EverDownward
01/26/20 12:50:19 AM
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It's always disheartening to see my faith used in such outrageous manners

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Bluebomber182
01/26/20 12:50:54 AM
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Btw this is her car

https://i.imgur.com/ci83cL3.jpg
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Raikuro
01/26/20 12:59:44 AM
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Sometimes I wonder if in 2000 years people like this will be celebrating Trumpmas
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littlebro07
01/26/20 2:28:57 AM
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Bluebomber182 posted...
Btw this is her car

https://i.imgur.com/ci83cL3.jpg

lol

I bet it gets egged regularly

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sabin017
01/26/20 3:58:25 AM
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Does nobody know what metaphors are? Because that was a metaphor. Ban metaphors I guess since everyone takes them literally these days or weaponizes them.

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viewmaster_pi
01/26/20 4:03:24 AM
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sabin017 posted...
Ban metaphors I guess since everyone takes them literally these days or weaponizes them.
christians have been taking biblical rhetoric literally since its inception. they fucking killed people for working on the sabbath

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ColdOne666
01/26/20 4:04:45 AM
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Anakin Skywalker is the Devils child Confirmed.
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pegusus123456
01/26/20 4:10:11 AM
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sabin017 posted...
Does nobody know what metaphors are? Because that was a metaphor. Ban metaphors I guess since everyone takes them literally these days or weaponizes them.
A metaphor for what?

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IfGodCouldDie
01/26/20 4:10:41 AM
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obeseexplosive posted...
So if I get impregnated by the demon I'm currently hooking up with does that count as a satanic pregnancy
Are you married?

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viewmaster_pi
01/26/20 4:11:25 AM
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in fact, people tried using "don't spare the rod" as an excuse to justify hitting their kids because they're too fucking stupid to understand metaphors and don't believe that it means a shepherd's rod, as in guidance. despite moses famously guiding the jews with a fucking shepherd's rod...

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indica
01/26/20 4:11:39 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
christians have been taking biblical rhetoric literally since its inception. they fucking killed people for working on the sabbath
This. And even if it's a metaphor or an analogy or whatever, it's still supremely reprehensible and offensive, especially for someone claiming to be a compassionate Christian. I mean, read the next tweet down from the Christian guy who's upset at how she represents the faith...

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spudger
01/26/20 4:17:21 AM
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Lock this disgusting rat up
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EventualDecline
01/26/20 4:18:15 AM
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Trumps people say some goofy things sometimes, but at least that lunatic Obama is out of office, and likely no one who is anything like him will be president again for the foreseeable future. Suck it down, SJWs. You guys are finished for the time being.

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iPhone_7
01/26/20 4:22:08 AM
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Just another reminder that this administration isnt normal.

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Duncanwii
01/26/20 4:27:51 AM
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EventualDecline posted...
but at least that lunatic Obama is out of office
Trump literally is destroying the environment and almost started WW3. I dont think Obama us the lunatic here.

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EventualDecline
01/26/20 4:28:20 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Dunno how you can follow a religion that spouts this kind of nonsense and think that it's the "right" religion.


Im all for bashing christians. Its all good fun and can be truly hilarious to mock christians. The thing is, your post is treading into stupid territory. Name all of these other religions that say more sensible things than christianity, so I can have a good laugh. Also, its funny how you dont hear much about any other religion on gamefaqs. Funny how that works.

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Evening_Dragon
01/26/20 4:30:33 AM
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EventualDecline posted...
Im all for bashing christians. Its all good fun and can be truly hilarious to mock christians. The thing is, your post is treading into stupid territory. Name all of these other religions that say more sensible things than christianity, so I can have a good laugh. Also, its funny how you dont hear much about any other religion on gamefaqs. Funny how that works.

Almost like it's easiest to bash the culture most relevant to your population.

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EventualDecline
01/26/20 4:31:28 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Trump literally is destroying the environment and almost started WW3. I dont think Obama us the lunatic here.

Sounds like youve been watching the mainstream news too much. Trump is the least warmongering president in decades, and has bombed and attacked less than the previous few democrat AND republican presidents. And Obama bombed the shit out of the middle east also, killed Ghaddafi, and aided Syrian rebels, and tried to oust Syrias president. I guess Obama almost started WW3. That guy is crazy!


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Evening_Dragon
01/26/20 4:34:00 AM
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The fact that you can't tell the difference between what Obama ordered vs what Trump ordered just highlights who the crazy person here is.

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EventualDecline
01/26/20 4:34:33 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Almost like it's easiest to bash the culture most relevant to your population.

Its also almost as if all of these SJW keyboard warriors on here are afraid to say anything about any other religion. Its almost as if, maybe theyll get censored if they do. Funny how that works. Very suspicious. I guess its those evil christians censoring any bad talk about other religions, but allowing christ bashing! Oh wait....

Edit: Also, theres plenty of other religions in the West. At least 2 major ones. Lets start seeing some more bashing of those here on gamefaqs! Its funny!

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DrizztLink
01/26/20 4:37:15 AM
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EventualDecline posted...
Its also almost as if all of these SJW keyboard warriors on here are afraid to say anything about any other religion. Its almost as if, maybe theyll get censored if they do. Funny how that works. Very suspicious. I guess its those evil christians censoring any bad talk about other religions, but allowing christ bashing! Oh wait....

Edit: Also, theres plenty of other religions in the West. At least 2 major ones. Lets start seeing some more bashing of those here on gamefaqs! Its funny!
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EventualDecline
01/26/20 4:38:53 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
The fact that you can't tell the difference between what Obama ordered vs what Trump ordered just highlights who the crazy person here is.

The fact that you arent aware that Obama (I call him Obomber), bombed the shit out of the middle east more than Trump likely ever will, just highlights who the crazy person is here. Also, logic like but what Trump did is worse because he said mean things and Im sensitive and offended by Trump!, is not a legitimate argument.


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Evening_Dragon
01/26/20 4:39:31 AM
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EventualDecline posted...
Its also almost as if all of these SJW keyboard warriors on here are afraid to say anything about any other religion. Its almost as if, maybe theyll get censored if they do. Funny how that works. Very suspicious. I guess its those evil christians censoring any bad talk about other religions, but allowing christ bashing! Oh wait....

Edit: Also, theres plenty of other religions in the West. At least 2 major ones. Lets start seeing some more bashing of those here on gamefaqs! Its funny!

Not sure why you chose a tangent to have a melty on out of nowhere, but it's just gonna end in your suspension.

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Evening_Dragon
01/26/20 4:40:13 AM
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EventualDecline posted...
The fact that you arent aware that Obama (I call him Obomber), bombed the shit out of the middle east more than Trump likely ever will, just highlights who the crazy person is here. Also, logic like but what Trump did is worse because he said mean things and Im sensitive and offended by Trump!, is not a legitimate argument.

I didn't say that, though. Where's this coming from? Did you lose an argument on 261 or something?

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UnholyMudcrab
01/26/20 4:46:00 AM
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EventualDecline
01/26/20 4:48:12 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Not sure why you chose a tangent to have a melty on out of nowhere, but it's just gonna end in your suspension.

Im going to get suspended for not breaking the TOS, pointing out hypocritical double standards, and mocking SJWs? It doesnt work that way. And Im not having a meltdown, I always talk like this. Also, you didnt address anything I said. Whats the matter, is what Im saying getting a little too touchy for you? Saying that someone is going to get suspended because they said something you didnt like is laughable. I expect more from the people I converse with.


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Evening_Dragon
01/26/20 4:50:17 AM
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You can quote me, but that doesn't mean you're actually responding to anything but a poorly constructed interpretation.

Also, you understand mocking people is breaking the TOS?

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TheRealDill2015
01/26/20 4:52:10 AM
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Bluebomber182 posted...
This is the crazy bitch who said that saying no to Trump is like saying no to god

If it weren't for the separation of church and state, I would expect her to have a more prominent role in the administration.
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