Poll of the Day > Attack of the Clones is some serious ass.

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DirtBasedSoap
01/25/20 7:23:16 PM
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Im going through the prequels on Disney+ as I havent seen them in at least 10 years.

TPM was better than I remembered but holy shit is Episode II bad. Anakin is creepy and weird and hot ass Natalie Portman falls in love with him? Whack. The special effects have aged terribly. That entire droid factory sequence was so terrible looking. Yoda using a lightsaber was dumb as fuck too. TLJ sucked ass but its still a lot better than this turd.

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Lokarin
01/25/20 7:24:57 PM
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Yoda would be a master duelist, how else would you have scripted his fight?

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DirtBasedSoap
01/25/20 7:26:12 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Yoda would be a master duelist, how else would you have scripted his fight?
All force powers. Hes like 1000 years old and supposedly powerful as fuck, he shouldnt need to use a lightsaber.

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Lokarin
01/25/20 7:31:30 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
All force powers. Hes like 1000 years old and supposedly powerful as fuck, he shouldnt need to use a lightsaber.

Which is why Dooky did the lightning at the start and conceded their force powers wouldn't be enough

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Mead
01/25/20 7:54:13 PM
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It really cant be understated how creepy Anakin is in that movie

and it kinda makes Padme a worse character for eventually falling for him based on nothing much beyond them spending a weekend together

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Revelation34
01/25/20 7:55:51 PM
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How is he creepy in it?
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LaggnFragnLarry
01/25/20 7:56:15 PM
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Mead posted...
and it kinda makes Padme a worse character for eventually falling for him based on nothing much beyond them spending a weekend together
being a jedi is a panty dropper
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aDirtyShisno
01/25/20 8:30:40 PM
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Mead posted...
It really cant be understated how creepy Anakin is in that movie

and it kinda makes Padme a worse character for eventually falling for him based on nothing much beyond them spending a weekend together

Jedi mind trick?

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Lokarin
01/25/20 9:50:51 PM
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Maybe Padme is pedo and went for the one acceptable target?

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AllstarSniper32
01/25/20 9:54:28 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
Anakin is creepy and weird and hot ass Natalie Portman falls in love with him?
Cause hot people don't fall for creepy people irl.

Also, if you watch closely, Padme really didn't have those feelings until she was closer to Anakin. It really wouldn't be surprising for him to not be able to control his powers and influence her to fall for him.

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DirtBasedSoap
01/25/20 11:14:31 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Which is why Dooky did the lightning at the start and conceded their force powers wouldn't be enough
yeah and that was dumb

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dragon504
01/25/20 11:15:04 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
TLJ sucked ass but its still a lot better than this turd.
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Nah. Ep 2 is pretty damn boring, but I'd still rather rewatch it than 8.

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DeathMagnetic80
01/25/20 11:19:44 PM
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Anakin in that movie is like an incel's dream. Weird creepy fuck "nice guy" which gets the girl by being a weird, creepy fuck.
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pedro45
01/25/20 11:23:08 PM
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AllstarSniper32 posted...



Also, if you watch closely, Padme really didn't have those feelings until she was closer to Anakin. It really wouldn't be surprising for him to not be able to control his powers and influence her to fall for him.

That's what I speculate sometimes. They just seem to fall in love, especially once that visual age gap seems to disappear by the second movie.

Is this ever addressed or is just accepted as lackluster writing?

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ultra magnus13
01/26/20 1:26:25 AM
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Jango v Obi on Kamino, is the best fight in the prequels.
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Mead
01/26/20 1:29:07 AM
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ultra magnus13 posted...
Jango v Obi on Kamino, is the best fight in the prequels.

Lucas literally uses the exact same footage of obi-wan leaping away from two entirely different explosions

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DirtBasedSoap
01/26/20 1:30:06 AM
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ultra magnus13 posted...
Jango v Obi on Kamino, is the best fight in the prequels.
I respect your opinion but that is a really bad one

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Lokarin
01/26/20 1:32:24 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
I respect your opinion but that is a really bad one

So... name a better fight in the prequels

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DirtBasedSoap
01/26/20 1:33:10 AM
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obi vs ani in episode iii

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Lokarin
01/26/20 1:33:38 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
obi vs ani in episode iii

How about 2nd place?

'cuz if his opinion is in the top 3 then it ain't bad

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DirtBasedSoap
01/26/20 1:39:21 AM
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idk who cares

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bulbinking
01/26/20 1:52:55 AM
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Mead posted...
It really cant be understated how creepy Anakin is in that movie

and it kinda makes Padme a worse character for eventually falling for him based on nothing much beyond them spending a weekend together

Thats sheltered girls for ya!

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ultra magnus13
01/26/20 2:00:37 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
obi vs ani in episode iii


Yup half hour of marching band baton twirls is way cooler than a fight with a grapple hook, flame thrower, jet pack, wrist blade, and ship cannons. It's short and sweet, and one of the only fights in all of the prequels that isn't a Jedi just wrecking droids, or overly choreographed dance scenes.
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DirtBasedSoap
01/26/20 2:57:04 AM
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the jango vs obi wan fight was boring and forgettable af. sorry man.

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DirtBasedSoap
01/26/20 2:57:53 AM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
being a jedi is a panty dropper
getting fed fruit via the force is hot as fuck bro

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I_Abibde
01/26/20 7:11:33 AM
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The audience is supposed to root for the protagonist.

If Phantom Menace did not get us to root against him, then Attack of the Clones certainly did.

I am convinced that the entire reason the Clone Wars series exists is to give Anakin a real character arc and make him not the asshat that he is in the movies.

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Yellow
01/26/20 9:37:32 AM
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Lokarin posted...
Padme is pedo
This, who's supposed to believe she was attracted to him the second he turned 18?

She was probably ogling him the whole time, lol. And then he turns into a sith and we're all surprised.

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SpaceBear_
01/26/20 9:40:41 AM
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Yoda was awesome with his lightsabre gtfo

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Kyuubi4269
01/26/20 9:54:39 AM
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Lokarin posted...


So... name a better fight in the prequels

Any time Darth Maul fights.
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frankspank
01/27/20 12:34:39 AM
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Hayden is a horrible actor. In fact, the only two people who gave a decent performance in the prequels was Ewan McGregor and Ian McDiarmid.

I also think that Padme wasn't really ever actually in love with Anakin.
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