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garlic powder 01/22/20 9:43:51 AM #1:	A whole civilization of a species and you're the only girl? Damn. --- What, this isn't Resident Evil? Dying means nothing. It's simply a minor setback, if that.-radioraheem <cite>garlic powder posted [p:933316394] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>A whole civilization of a species and you're the only girl? Damn. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/22/20 9:47:00 AM #2:	Do smurfs even have genitals --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933316507] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>Do smurfs even have genitals</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 01/22/20 9:47:03 AM #3:	smurf dicks probably look like little blue mushrooms --- https://imgur.com/6cPXvLN https://imgur.com/hVC4i6j <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:933316510] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>smurf dicks probably look like little blue mushrooms </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 01/22/20 9:49:57 AM #4:	Imagine the gangbangs --- https://imgur.com/DlAxjk6 <cite>Touch posted [p:933316606] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>Imagine the gangbangs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 01/22/20 9:50:55 AM #5:	There was another girl, but she was a kid. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://imgur.com/FKDXbHs <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:933316643] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>There was another girl, but she was a kid. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Notti 01/22/20 9:50:57 AM #6:	Limitless Smurf smurf. --- https://youtube.com/TheYoungTurks https://RightWingWatch.org/ https://reddit.com/r/The_Mueller https://reddit.com/r/BreadTube https://youtube.com/ChadTheChud <cite>Notti posted [p:933316645] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>Limitless Smurf smurf.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 01/22/20 9:51:02 AM #7:	garlic powder posted... A whole civilization of a species and you're the only girl? There's Nanny Smurf and Sassette. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:933316651] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>garlic powder posted... </cite> <quote>A whole civilization of a species and you're the only girl? </quote> There's Nanny Smurf and Sassette. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 01/22/20 9:52:48 AM #8:	im sure Papa Smurf has dibs on her while the rest of the village have to settle with some pics of her and pleasure themselves... <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:933316718] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>im sure Papa Smurf has dibs on her while the rest of the village have to settle with some pics of her and pleasure themselves... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthAragorn 01/22/20 10:15:58 AM #9:	Touch posted... Imagine the gangbangs Well at least it wasn't just me <cite>DarthAragorn posted [p:933317491] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>Touch posted...</cite> <quote>Imagine the gangbangs </quote> Well at least it wasn't just me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/23/20 5:31:05 AM #10:	ZevLoveDOOM posted... im sure Papa Smurf has dibs on that blue puss while the rest of the village have to settle with some pics of her and pleasure themselves... Vanity didnt need the pics --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933361213] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>ZevLoveDOOM posted...</cite> <quote>im sure Papa Smurf has dibs on that blue puss while the rest of the village have to settle with some pics of her and pleasure themselves... </quote> Vanity didnt need the pics</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 01/23/20 5:32:11 AM #11:	Reminds me of that argument on Venture Bros --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:933361232] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>Reminds me of that argument on Venture Bros </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 01/23/20 5:37:11 AM #12:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTWjPHfXnUE --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:933361305] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTWjPHfXnUE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 01/23/20 5:37:38 AM #13:	Wasn't she created by Gargamel to bring chaos for the Smurfs? --- https://imgur.com/hRsG4 https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg https://imgur.com/Z4cir https://imgur.com/qEyGS https://imgur.com/37KDT <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:933361315] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>Wasn't she created by Gargamel to bring chaos for the Smurfs? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/23/20 5:41:20 AM #14:	FF_Redux posted... Wasn't she created by Gargamel to bring chaos for the Smurfs? Which is why I question if the Smurfs have genitals, they dont seem to breed or give birth --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:933361370] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>FF_Redux posted...</cite> <quote>Wasn't she created by Gargamel to bring chaos for the Smurfs? </quote> Which is why I question if the Smurfs have genitals, they dont seem to breed or give birth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 01/23/20 6:29:16 AM #15:	Somebody tried to tell me the new movies made her trans via technicality, but Im not going to actually watch the movie to find out. Can anyone confirm/deny? >_> --- It ok Hameru. Rabu. <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:933362052] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>Somebody tried to tell me the new movies made her trans via technicality, but Im not going to actually watch the movie to find out. Can anyone confirm/deny? >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 01/23/20 7:19:57 AM #16:	AlisLandale posted... Somebody tried to tell me the new movies made her trans via technicality, but Im not going to actually watch the movie to find out. Can anyone confirm/deny? >_> No, --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:933362805] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted... </cite> <quote>Somebody tried to tell me the new movies made her trans via technicality, but Im not going to actually watch the movie to find out. Can anyone confirm/deny? >_></quote>No, </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Snip-N-Snails 01/23/20 7:34:35 AM #17:	The only one that identifies as a girl. The smurfs are asexual. <cite>Snip-N-Snails posted [p:933363034] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>The only one that identifies as a girl. The smurfs are asexual. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 01/23/20 7:46:21 AM #18:	Notti posted... Limitless Smurf smurf. The average smurf is unsmurfable --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:933363284] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>Notti posted... </cite> <quote>Limitless Smurf smurf.</quote> The average smurf is unsmurfable </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmidgeIsntBack 01/23/20 9:12:43 AM #19:	Smurfs don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again, Papa Smurf has a fucking beard! Come on, they have one female serving a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs. Oh my god, you're crazy! They're so obviously mammals! She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs! --- Podcast/Audiobook Board https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1364- View my ASCII art and others' at https://thenewhotness.info/ <cite>SmidgeIsntBack posted [p:933365308] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote><quote>Smurfs don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again, Papa Smurf has a fucking beard! </quote> <quote>Come on, they have one female serving a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs. </quote> <quote>Oh my god, you're crazy! They're so obviously mammals! </quote> <quote>She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs!</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 01/23/20 9:21:24 AM #20:	marthsheretoo posted... The average smurf is unsmurfable Smurfette gets smurfed by limitless Gargamel dick --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:933365588] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>marthsheretoo posted... </cite> <quote>The average smurf is unsmurfable</quote> Smurfette gets smurfed by limitless Gargamel dick </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperShake666 01/23/20 9:25:50 AM #21:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StzFZNWeMAY --- "Look, if I was good at math, I wouldn't be on CE at 2:00 the morning clicking on topics about porn stars ****ing horses." - May 2017, Dash_Harber <cite>SuperShake666 posted [p:933365718] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StzFZNWeMAY </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Notti 01/25/20 5:56:47 AM #22:	Smurfs the comic was created by a guy who believed women were the cause of many problems, and the Smurfs were his vision of ideal society. (not kidding) My opinion, they are magic mammals. Desexed via magic. They replicate via asexual magic. --- https://youtube.com/TheYoungTurks https://RightWingWatch.org/ https://reddit.com/r/The_Mueller https://reddit.com/r/BreadTube https://youtube.com/ChadTheChud <cite>Notti posted [p:933454437] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>Smurfs the comic was created by a guy who believed women were the cause of many problems, and the Smurfs were his vision of ideal society. (not kidding) My opinion, they are magic mammals. Desexed via magic. They replicate via asexual magic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 01/25/20 5:58:36 AM #23:	It makes zero sense logically. She could Smurf every Smurf there and only get knocked up once. Reverse the roles and you could have X [X=Women] babies a year --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:933454482] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>It makes zero sense logically. She could Smurf every Smurf there and only get knocked up once. Reverse the roles and you could have X [X=Women] babies a year </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilJoe457 01/25/20 6:30:38 AM #24:	We really tryna break this down scientifically though. --- What about me? What about my sig? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsszagC0GdI Total Package. <cite>lilJoe457 posted [p:933454960] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>We really tryna break this down scientifically though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 01/25/20 6:45:41 AM #25:	smurfology is a very complex field of study. <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:933455179] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>smurfology is a very complex field of study. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marmitecashews 01/25/20 7:10:32 AM #26:	There's a whole village of female Smerfs. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfs:_The_Lost_Village --- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4 <cite>Marmitecashews posted [p:933455546] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>There's a whole village of female Smerfs. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfs:_The_Lost_Village </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 01/25/20 7:33:02 AM #27:	Limitless Smurf dick. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:933455898] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>Limitless Smurf dick. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 01/25/20 8:22:21 AM #28:	If Gargamel can make Smurfs then why is he trying to catch wild Smurfs? --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:933456683] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>If Gargamel can make Smurfs then why is he trying to catch wild Smurfs? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 01/25/20 8:30:23 AM #29:	Jiek_Fafn posted... If Gargamel can make Smurfs then why is he trying to catch wild Smurfs? I feel like the live action movie offers the best explanation: he can drain the essence from them which possesses incredible magical power. A single drop of it that he steals from a lock of Smurfette's hair lets him turn an old woman young again. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:933456827] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite> <quote>If Gargamel can make Smurfs then why is he trying to catch wild Smurfs?</quote>I feel like the live action movie offers the best explanation: he can drain the essence from them which possesses incredible magical power. A single drop of it that he steals from a lock of Smurfette's hair lets him turn an old woman young again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrettyBoyFloyd 01/25/20 9:29:44 AM #30:	Jiek_Fafn posted... If Gargamel can make Smurfs then why is he trying to catch wild Smurfs? For awhile it was that Smurfs could be turned into gold, then it was some kind of potion, eventually he just simply wanted to kill them. --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] <cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted [p:933458033] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite> <quote>If Gargamel can make Smurfs then why is he trying to catch wild Smurfs?</quote> For awhile it was that Smurfs could be turned into gold, then it was some kind of potion, eventually he just simply wanted to kill them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Notti 01/27/20 5:56:07 AM #31:	SuperShake666 posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StzFZNWeMAY Venture Bros 4ever --- https://youtube.com/TheYoungTurks https://RightWingWatch.org/ https://reddit.com/r/The_Mueller https://reddit.com/r/BreadTube https://youtube.com/ChadTheChud <cite>Notti posted [p:933545414] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote><cite>SuperShake666 posted...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StzFZNWeMAY </quote> Venture Bros 4ever</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 01/27/20 6:22:22 AM #32:	Jiek_Fafn posted... If Gargamel can make Smurfs then why is he trying to catch wild Smurfs? Smurfette wasnt even a real smurf, Papa Smurf had to do some magic to turn her into a real one. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:933545774] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite> <quote>If Gargamel can make Smurfs then why is he trying to catch wild Smurfs?</quote>Smurfette wasnt even a real smurf, Papa Smurf had to do some magic to turn her into a real one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 01/27/20 6:36:08 AM #33:	lilJoe457 posted... We really tryna break this down scientifically though. lol --- Yeah! You Go, Boy! https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:933545948] in I feel bad... [t:78351661]...</cite> <quote>lilJoe457 posted...</cite> <quote>We really tryna break this down scientifically though. </quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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