Poll of the Day > The invasion of pinapple pizza.

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So a week or so ago, I went to a round table pizza buffet. I was not very impressed over all, and won't be back. Would have rather just gotten my own personal actually.

But thinking back on it, there were a few things that stood out.

First the buffet is only 2 hours long, from 11:30 to 1:30, and it was packed. Every hungry 20-30 something guy and a ton of girls were there. IF a pepporoni pizza got put up (1 in maybe 20 pizzas) it was gone faster then you could blink. Seriously 3 people would get to the pie and it was done before you even knew it.

That made the other parts worse, which was the bad selection of pizzas at this place. Most of them had weird toppings, but ....and hence the title of the post, OVER HALF of them had pineapple on them? Wth? It used to just be ham/pineapple pizzas primarily, and it was rare to see them. Now it was on about 50% of the pizzas that were brought out, with all different toppings as well.

I ended up eating a couple pieces of peporoni and a couple of vegan cheese pizzas, neither of which was very good.

You can't make requests either, so yeah, not even doing that again. In Cali I would go to buffets at a bunch of places (including round table) and it was never like that....in decades. They made requests, and honestly I can't remember ANYONE requesting a pineapple pizza in all that time (It has been like 8 years though).

So I guess the people who like pineapple are superior and stronger or something and are taking over the pizza world.

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I'm fine with other people having it on their pizza, but nope to any on mine. How can you ruin the deliciousness of cheese with pineapple!! It is just wrong!!

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Pineapple on pizza is great.

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I wish there is always at least one pineapple on any pizza wolfy eats from now on.

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I dont like pineapple on its own; Only on pizza.

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I dont mind Hawaiian Pizza, but it isnt my first choice

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Putting garbage pizzas on the buffet is the oldest trick in the book. Saves the restaurant money, and the employees labor.
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wolfy42 posted...

I'm fine with other people having it on their pizza, but nope to any on mine. How can you ruin the deliciousness of cheese with pineapple!! It is just wrong!!

Because it doesn't ruin the taste of the cheese?

I love pineapple on pizza! It's best when paired w/ tomato, IMO. The tastes just complement each other really well.

Pineapple on pizza is so 2019. Now it's about kiwi on pizza!

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You know what's messed? People who slap ranch on a pizza dough, add some chicken and shit, and call that a pizza D:

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helIy posted...

Pineapple on pizza is great.

This. I may have to rethink your "terrible opinions" tag

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There truly is some kind of weird pizza conspiracy happening lately...

Everyone, in their hearts, love meat on their pizza.

Pepperoni. Bacon. Sausage. Ham. Meatballs.

When such pizzas are offered at any kind of buffet, or it's just left out at a party.......it gets fuckin DEVOURED in record time.

But when you get a bunch of friends together for a party or something........getting them all to agree on certain pizzas is a fucking nightmare.

And what ALWAYS happens? People vote on weird ass shit like:

"Olives and onions!"
"Oooo, I think they have a new cajun grilled chicken with ranch sauce pizza!"
"PINEAPPLE!"
"Can we do half sausage and half mushroom?"
"Cheese. JUST cheese."
"Tomato and basil!" (like, with those little cubes of tomato like your pizza is still raw or some shit)

Or, even worse....you'll get those terrorists who only like thin and crispy crust. So it's literally like a dry cracker with MAYBE some cheese and single olive on it that tastes like a dead corpse.

And I'm just sitting over here like, "Uh, doesn't anyone just like fucking pepperoni???"

And they look at me like I lost my fucking mind.

And then I see it.

Their eyelids blink in the wrong direction.

Like an extra set of eyelids that blink in from the sides. Real quick. They didn't think I noticed. But I noticed.

I'm onto them...

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Yup, the lizard people are forcing us to have pineapple, I knew it.

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pepperoni, pineapple, jalapeno is best pizza
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It's as though buffets are for getting rid of food people don't order.
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darcandkharg31 posted...

I wish there is always at least one pineapple on any pizza wolfy eats from now on.

Pure evil.

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darcandkharg31 posted...

You know what's messed? People who slap ranch on a pizza dough, add some chicken and shit, and call that a pizza D:

YOU NEED THE BACON IT ISNT SHIT ITS BACON!

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Bacon is great YUM!!!

Pizza is great MEGA YUM!!!

But I have never liked bacon on my pizza. Pepporoni, I'm all in, but bacon....it just....I mean.....I want the bacon by itself. I want the cheesy cheesy pizza unmarred by the strong yummy taste of bacon.

My friend liked bacon and pepporoni pizza sigh.....I really tried to like it.

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SpeedDemon20 posted...

Pineapple on pizza is so 2019. Now it's about kiwi on pizza!

That's weird but I'd try it.

GreenKnight127 posted...

People vote on weird ass shit like:

"Olives and onions!"
"Oooo, I think they have a new cajun grilled chicken with ranch sauce pizza!"
"PINEAPPLE!"
"Can we do half sausage and half mushroom?"
"Cheese. JUST cheese."
"Tomato and basil!" (like, with those little cubes of tomato like your pizza is still raw or some shit)

Wat.
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On the just cheese front, about a month ago I brought a friend to Salamone's and ordered a tripple cheese pizza for us to split. This is actually the same friend I have mentioned that likes bacon and pepperoni on their pizza. I totally converted him to just cheese though as he didn't realize it could be that good at certain places.

You gotta have a pizza place with good cheese/sauce and just cheese is really delicious. I only get pepperoni at places with sub part cheese as the mixture works well for decent cheese pizzas.

If' it's really good though, I don't even think about getting anythign but cheese.

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I really want to try a cheese pizza with ricotta on it.
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Revelation34 posted...

I really want to try a cheese pizza with ricotta on it.

If you have a Blaze Pizza in your area, try that. Last I knew, they offered ricotta cheese as an option

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If you just want cheese on your pizza, go eat some froyo and have missionary position sex while listening to Maroon 5 you basic bitch.

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if you get 1 topping, "extra" cheese is usually a wasted topping
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