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Frostmourne
01/18/20 1:48:34 PM
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Which one would you choose?


A magical spell will be placed on you for the free sex. Any girl of your choice will instantly come to you wanting sex. After you guys are done. Her body and mind will be clean of the encounter. Like it never happened. And you two will be 100% safe from getting a disease.

And for the video games. You get unlimited free video games of your choice. Including consoles and accessories.
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King Rial
01/18/20 1:49:48 PM
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Can I monetize either one of these?
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mach25687
01/18/20 1:56:33 PM
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Sex feel better and can make money off of it.

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NeonOctopus
01/18/20 1:57:01 PM
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Evening_Dragon
01/18/20 1:57:59 PM
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This is important: Can I get any and all PC parts I want?

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cmiller4642
01/18/20 1:58:18 PM
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I already get free sex from my SO. Video games
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Umbreon
01/18/20 1:58:24 PM
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I'm... not sure I like the implications of the free sex spell.

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KnightofShikari
01/18/20 1:58:31 PM
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i have a good enough job to buy the video games i want. i don't have the looks, money, or personality to buy the sex i want, and certainly not with the girls i want. easy choice

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malenz
01/18/20 2:18:36 PM
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oops just read op the free sex thing sound like rape to me
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Purely
01/18/20 2:22:50 PM
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Imagine choosing free video games lmao

Games are already basically free. Free sex with any girl in the world is the ultimate prize. It's the reason to live.
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PMarth2002
01/18/20 2:24:49 PM
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That's rape, so the games.

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meralonne
01/18/20 2:25:38 PM
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I already get free sex, so...

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tremain07
01/18/20 2:30:27 PM
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Frostmourne posted...
A magical spell will be placed on you for the free sex. Any girl of your choice will instantly come to you wanting sex. After you guys are done. Her body and mind will be clean of the encounter. Like it never happened. And you two will be 100% safe from getting a disease.
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't kinda rape?

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meralonne
01/18/20 2:32:35 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't kinda rape?
It sure sounds creepy as fuck to me.

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NeonOctopus
01/18/20 2:32:40 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing
01/18/20 2:33:22 PM
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All my sex is free

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Purely
01/18/20 2:33:34 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
ITT: Party poopers

Liberalism will do that to you
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Umbreon
01/18/20 2:35:11 PM
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Purely posted...
Liberalism will do that to you


I normally don't do this but....

Shut the fuck up.

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Pepys Monster
01/18/20 2:35:44 PM
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Important: Is the free sex a one time deal, or unlimited? If it's a one time deal, then I'll take the free video games. If it's unlimited with any girl of my choosing, I'll take that.

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meralonne
01/18/20 2:36:32 PM
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Purely posted...
Liberalism will do that to you
Conservatives are the ones screaming about keeping it in your pants until youre married, not liberals. To echo a previous poster, shut the fuck up.

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Ving_Rhames
01/18/20 2:50:03 PM
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One actually costs money. One doesn't (unless you're a loser). I wonder which I should pick.

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Purely
01/18/20 5:13:34 PM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
One actually costs money. One doesn't (unless you're a loser). I wonder which I should pick.

Imagine thinking sex doesn't cost money.
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Cobra1010
01/18/20 5:22:36 PM
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TC should have made it that a 'copy' spawns and then despawns. Or like a magic 3d printer.

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kbe2k2
01/18/20 5:31:10 PM
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I could never buy a game again and still never play all the games I have now in a life time so I'm good.

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uwnim
01/18/20 5:33:15 PM
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Easy choice, give me the video games.

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cmiller4642
01/18/20 5:34:47 PM
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Unlimited video games?

Ask for 20 copies of Nintendo World Championship

sell 19 of them

Buy sex with all of the money you get
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Solar_Crimson
01/18/20 5:35:33 PM
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Purely posted...
Liberalism will do that to you
What does politics have to do with this?

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Frostmourne
01/18/20 6:17:23 PM
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>__>.
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bobaban
01/18/20 6:57:33 PM
#30:


So a rape spell
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KobeSystem
01/18/20 6:58:27 PM
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cmiller4642 posted...
I already get free sex from my SO. Video games

This p much. Gaming is my.main hobby and will save me some dollarinos so that

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gatorsPENSbucs
01/18/20 6:59:08 PM
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I have free sex whenever I want now so Ill take the video games.

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krazychao5
01/18/20 7:00:33 PM
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video games are cheap and there isn't a vacuum in space to give you enough time to enjoy playing them all

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LinkPizza
01/18/20 7:00:56 PM
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Sex for me is free, as I have an SO. So, video games, of course...
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Wetterdew
01/18/20 7:01:34 PM
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The sex option sounds like rape to me, and I'm not into girls anyway. Hard pass on that

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Kimbos_Egg
01/18/20 7:02:14 PM
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free sex. huh. Or you know, rape.

But okay.
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LinkPizza
01/18/20 7:03:35 PM
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Wetterdew posted...
The sex option sounds like rape to me, and I'm not into girls anyway. Hard pass on that

This is true, as well...
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k debonair
01/18/20 7:05:23 PM
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is it still rape if the spell turns you into a 10/10 chad with tons of charisma and the women simply can't contain themselves as a result?

and the free games sounds a lot like theft and piracy if the developers are not getting compensated.

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LinkPizza
01/18/20 7:06:29 PM
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Purely posted...
Imagine thinking sex doesn't cost money.

Well, it doesnt...
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ssj3vegeta_
01/18/20 7:06:47 PM
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Sex by far, da only video game i play is fifa anyways

I have a long list of celebs and instagirls i want to fuck hard if you know what I'm shaying
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MelzezDoor
01/18/20 7:06:54 PM
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Wait is this Sex OR Videogames - choose one give up the other

or is it having both but one becomes free for life?

The latter is an easy choice. The former not so much lol
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Mareen
01/18/20 7:06:56 PM
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Free video games only because the free sex sounds really sick with its blatant magic manipulation and the rapey implications.

Sex is better when its fully consensual.

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UrBicuriousDad
01/18/20 7:14:07 PM
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Can you have sex with men? Haha asking for my friend
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samurai bandit
01/18/20 7:14:18 PM
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Rape aside, thise who choose free sex. Would they keep using it until they die? If so either you will be cheating on your future husband/wife or you wont ever have a single other.

Either option sucks, so free videogames.

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LinkPizza
01/18/20 7:15:50 PM
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UrBicuriousDad posted...
Can you have sex with men? Haha asking for my friend

This comment is made all the better because of the username...
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VandorLee
01/18/20 7:20:04 PM
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If you can get a gf then you already have free sex.....

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CommunismFTW
01/18/20 7:36:18 PM
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You never mentioned if they get pregnant or not.

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Garioshi
01/18/20 7:37:11 PM
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Free games = free money so

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Alkaloid
01/18/20 7:37:52 PM
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Does this give me free microtransactions and DLC too?

Wouldn't mind getting to go full whale on a few FTP games for free tbh

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Trickfinger
01/18/20 7:39:29 PM
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Frostmourne posted...
Any girl of your choice will instantly come to you wanting sex.
only incels would think this is a good idea.

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