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Blighboy
01/18/20 1:12:04 PM
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Human, Elf or Dwarf



Human, Elf or Dwarf

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Mead
01/18/20 1:12:32 PM
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dwarf

cause dwarves fuck

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Krazy_Kirby
01/18/20 1:15:44 PM
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did you just watch reviewers or something?
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Lokarin
01/18/20 1:16:26 PM
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Dorf!

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wwinterj25
01/18/20 1:17:28 PM
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Elf. Dark Elf to be more specific.

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Mead
01/18/20 1:21:37 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Elf. Dark Elf to be more specific.

racism

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wwinterj25
01/18/20 1:31:29 PM
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Mead posted...
racism
Yes that would be what anyones vote in this poll would be because as these are different races.

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Mead
01/18/20 1:34:52 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Yes that would be what anyones vote in this poll would be because as these are different races.

now youre just generalizing

check your privilege

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wwinterj25
01/18/20 1:38:19 PM
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Mead posted...
now youre just generalizing

I'll take your word for it. I mean you're certainly well versed in these subjects.


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wolfy42
01/18/20 1:40:20 PM
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Goblin B#$#@es!!!

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Mead
01/18/20 1:41:00 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
I'll take your word for it. I mean you're certainly well versed in these subjects.

would you make that same assertion if I were a gnome?

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Krazy_Kirby
01/18/20 1:41:18 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
Goblin B#$#@es!!!


don't make me call goblin slayer
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wolfy42
01/18/20 1:42:53 PM
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Hey my goblin is totally chaotic neutral AND a bard, no need for Gob slayers here!!

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wwinterj25
01/18/20 1:43:08 PM
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Mead posted...
would you make that same assertion if I were a gnome?
I'll let you work that one out for yourself.

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wolfy42
01/18/20 1:54:08 PM
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Allgnomesaresupposedtospeaklikethis.

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LinkPizza
01/18/20 2:17:39 PM
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All my characters in Shadowrun have been Elves...
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wolfy42
01/18/20 2:20:32 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
All my characters in Shadowrun have been Elves...


If you have never played a Troll adept you are totally missing out.

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Firewerx
01/18/20 3:15:01 PM
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I've always self-identified as human. Despite some people who've said that I'm not completely convincing as a human being.

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ParanoidObsessive
01/18/20 3:27:15 PM
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Mead posted...
would you make that same assertion if I were a gnome?

If you were a gnome, nudo would probably come back and try to fuck you.
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Yellow
01/18/20 3:32:14 PM
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Elves from lotr

I don't get why they even bother interacting with the humans tbh. What have the humans even done for middle earth? A whole lot of fucking things up.

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ParanoidObsessive
01/18/20 3:37:33 PM
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Yellow posted...
What have the humans even done for middle earth? A whole lot of fucking things up.

Read The Silmarillion - it's basically the book of elves fucking every single thing up for thousands of years before humans even exist. Almost every single thing that goes wrong in the world is the elves' fault somehow.

Hell, remember that the One Ring wouldn't even exist if Sauron and Celebrimbor hadn't shared notes and forged the other 19.
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Blighboy
01/18/20 3:39:53 PM
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Yeah elves are definitely the "white people" of middle earth.

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Metalsonic66
01/18/20 7:04:50 PM
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Dwarf Women obviously

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Zeus
01/18/20 7:25:15 PM
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Assuming Tolkien-inspired fantasy, elf. Elf is basically human+, all the perks and more with no drawbacks.

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Blighboy
01/18/20 7:25:44 PM
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Zeus posted...
Elf is basically human+, all the perks and more with no drawbacks.

Blighboy posted...
Yeah elves are definitely the "white people" of middle earth.


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Unbridled9
01/18/20 7:46:42 PM
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Elves are either pansy-ass liberal hippies or badasses who make all their opponents tremble at the thought of fighting them. So, yea, elves are fantasy white people.

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wolfy42
01/18/20 7:47:30 PM
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I mean, a 3 way sounds kinda fun if you think about it.

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Blighboy
01/18/20 7:49:01 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
I mean, a 3 way sounds kinda fun if you think about it.
I'd have to go with being a dwarf, fucking an elf chick, while her human boyfriend watches.

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wolfy42
01/18/20 7:51:21 PM
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Blighboy posted...
I'd have to go with being a dwarf, fucking an elf chick, while her human boyfriend watches.


I mean, in this scenerio i'd also be the dwarf, but with a human and elf chick as the other two.

Human with red hair I think, Elf with blond.


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gguirao
01/19/20 12:11:02 PM
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I always prefer warrior-type characters in video games, and dwarves make the best warriors.

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captpackrat
01/19/20 1:18:15 PM
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Nobody ever chooses halfling.

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Revelation34
01/19/20 2:05:05 PM
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gguirao posted...
I always prefer warrior-type characters in video games, and dwarves make the best warriors.


They're too short to be the best warriors.
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NeoSioType
01/19/20 2:08:20 PM
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Go elf for long life. Abandon the story and do your own thing.
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Nade Duck
01/19/20 2:49:38 PM
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gnome

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Nade Duck
01/19/20 2:50:09 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
If you were a gnome, nudo would probably come back and try to fuck you.
definitely gnome

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ParanoidObsessive
01/19/20 5:20:24 PM
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captpackrat posted...
Nobody ever chooses halfling.

Which is ironic, because they were Tolkien's actual Mary Sue "perfect" race, much moreso than elves. They are the Shire were basically all the things he loved about the English countryside and the English people, and that he was sort of sad to see fade because the rest of the world was seeping in and changing them for (as he saw it) the worse.

Ask Tolkien the "Human, Elf, or Dwarf" question, and he'd pick Hobbits.
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Blighboy
01/19/20 5:22:16 PM
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That's why JRR is a fucking nerd

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PK_Spam
01/19/20 5:29:54 PM
#38:


Mead posted...
dwarf

cause dwarves fuck


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WhiskeyDisk
01/19/20 5:36:34 PM
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On a related note, Christopher Tolkien just died. RIP.

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PK_Spam
01/19/20 5:51:49 PM
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Im sure hes spinning in his grave over missing out on those sweet sweet Amazon series royalties.

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mooreandrew58
01/19/20 6:18:11 PM
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Ive always been fond of elves. I just like their ears I guess as I was drawn to them before i really even knew what they where (link) and dont tell me link isnt a elf. Hyrulian is a nationality not a race.

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ParanoidObsessive
01/19/20 6:20:28 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
Im sure hes spinning in his grave over missing out on those sweet sweet Amazon series royalties.

He died a millionaire, I doubt he cared.

His kids almost certainly inherited the rights to the property, though, so they'd be getting the payday instead.
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gguirao
01/20/20 3:19:39 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
They're too short to be the best warriors.
Short or not, they possess incredible strength and toughness.

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Krazy_Kirby
01/20/20 3:56:16 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Ive always been fond of elves. I just like their ears I guess as I was drawn to them before i really even knew what they where (link) and dont tell me link isnt a elf. Hyrulian is a nationality not a race.


he isn't
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Smoking_Hamster
01/20/20 4:44:18 AM
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I voted Elf as they have attractive females, unlike the other two options.
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LeetCheet
01/20/20 6:09:32 AM
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wolfy42
01/20/20 6:25:07 AM
#47:


Smoking_Hamster posted...
I voted Elf as they have attractive females, unlike the other two options.


Pointed ears are a bit of a turn off for me, although cat ears are the opposite (It's strange).

I generally like human women over elven women though, mainly due to the elven women often being waaay to gaunt with no meat on their bones. Dwarven women are too meaty though and also too hairy.

Rarely if ever see a red headed elvish women either.

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wolfy42
01/20/20 6:25:58 AM
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LeetCheet posted...
Nobody tosses a dwarf!


Waaaay back before it was a common thing, in one of my first DnD campaigns (in the late 80's), we tossed our dwarf (or attempted to) over a trap. We didn't have a rogue.

He didn't make it.

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01/20/20 1:57:37 PM
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