Current Events > Craziest thing a girlfriend has ever done to you?

Topic List
Page List: 1
CultOfPhil
01/18/20 7:44:13 AM
#1:


I had an ex ask me in dead sleep basically if I wanted another kid.. (we didnt have one together, I have 2) and I said no, dont have the money for another kid.

So she disappeared the next day, stole my credit card and paid for her own abortion. She assumed I didnt want any other options based solely off that. I was fucking flabbergasted.

She eventually came back and left AGAIN, saying she was pregnant etc. At first I believed her but then I thought about it and I hadnt done anything with her after that to get her pregnant.

Sweet talked her back and said it would be ok. Got my money back she stole, around $1100 (abortion included which is an absurd $500) and a week later I kicked her out after getting my money back and making sure she wasnt pregnant.

Worst couple of weeks EVER. And of course after we broke up she accused me of forcing her to get an abortion, simply for saying I didnt want another kid.

Fun times. The best of times.

... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch
01/18/20 8:51:25 AM
#2:


Bitches be crazy

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrebsxX
01/18/20 8:56:49 AM
#3:


Girl threatened suicide when I tried to leave her. Legit took a knife and began making light cuts on her wrist.

i recorded a bit of it on my phone and called the police. She tried say I did it and that I also beat her.

She got baker actd. The recording saved my ass as far as the cops NOT believing I was beating her.

Crazy bitch...
... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar
01/18/20 8:57:25 AM
#4:


Date me
---
kin to all that throbs
... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn
01/18/20 9:01:50 AM
#5:


Took a bunch of pills the day after I broke up with her and then called me so that "I could listen to what I did to her". I called her mom who she lived with and made it her problem. Her mom's a nurse. Turned out that whatever she took was only enough to make her mildly sick.

---
PSN: Jiek
... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli
01/19/20 12:11:29 AM
#6:


Put a tracker on my car.

---
I'm in Chicago, I'm shaking my head.
... Copied to Clipboard!
#7
Post #7 was unavailable or deleted.
#8
Post #8 was unavailable or deleted.
Keith_Valentine
01/19/20 12:21:02 AM
#9:


Chick tried to commit suicide in front of me, then assaulted me when I stopped her.

Fought over a knife with a girl who was trying to cut herself and sliced half her thumb off. She bled all over the kitchen floor and wrote my name in the blood, then i duct taped her thumb and went to sleep.

Another chick started screaming Rape in my house because I wouldnt let her have her pills so she could kill herself.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton
01/19/20 12:21:38 AM
#10:


I'm a pathetic loser who has never had a girlfriend.

---
https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton
Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi
01/19/20 12:23:23 AM
#11:


Heartomaton posted...
I'm a pathetic loser who has never had a girlfriend.
sounds like you're not missing out, huh

---
- Sent from my DynaTAC 8000X
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten
01/19/20 12:24:05 AM
#12:


I only ever had one girlfriend
But I guess the craziest thing she ever did was temporarily break up with me cause her dad told her to. Then later she said he had been joking or something. She later broke up with me again, for real. It sucked.
... Copied to Clipboard!
evil_zombie11
01/19/20 12:24:57 AM
#13:


Threatened suicide a bunch of times

abusive

stalked/waited outside my house for hours at a time

fun.


---
Yo wtf
Probably lifting or running...
... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton
01/19/20 12:26:34 AM
#14:


viewmaster_pi posted...
sounds like you're not missing out, huh

Honestly, all of these sound like manageable situations compared to the soul-wrenching loneliness I have to live with each day.

---
https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton
Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
... Copied to Clipboard!
evil_zombie11
01/19/20 12:27:22 AM
#15:


Heartomaton posted...
Honestly, all of these sound like manageable situations compared to the soul-wrenching loneliness I have to live with each day.

sir, *****es aint worth the trouble.

---
Yo wtf
Probably lifting or running...
... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine
01/19/20 12:28:46 AM
#16:


Ive had several that would start fights and then show up at my window at like 1 in the morning and throw shit at my window til I went out to talk to em on a damn school night.

---
"There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister
... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton
01/19/20 12:30:05 AM
#17:


evil_zombie11 posted...
sir, *****es aint worth the trouble.

The grass is always greener.

---
https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton
Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker
01/19/20 12:34:43 AM
#18:


My ex girlfriend once broke into my house when I was sleeping, came into my bedroom and started beating me up while I slept.

I woke up to a beating and it took a few blows to the head before I realized what was even going on. This was shortly after I had broken up with her for being crazy and emotional.

We had a history of physical and verbal abuse. Unfortunately we ended up getting back together after all of this...

---
"He busted in, blessed be the Lord
Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM
... Copied to Clipboard!
#19
Post #19 was unavailable or deleted.
La-li-lu-le-lo
01/19/20 12:44:30 AM
#20:


Refused anal.

---
So this is how Star Wars dies, with thunderous applause.
... Copied to Clipboard!
BruceWayneJr
01/19/20 12:47:36 AM
#21:


Uhh, after we broke up, she had a friend of hers call me the n-word repeatedly.

---
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
... Copied to Clipboard!
refmon
01/19/20 1:03:06 AM
#22:


La-li-lu-le-lo posted...
Demanded anal.


---
If you read this signature, then that meant that I had control of what you read for 5 SECONDS!!
... Copied to Clipboard!
La-li-lu-le-lo
01/19/20 1:10:43 AM
#23:


@refmon

Also true, crazy ass bitch.

---
So this is how Star Wars dies, with thunderous applause.
... Copied to Clipboard!
SH_expert44
01/19/20 1:13:59 AM
#24:


CultOfPhil posted...
(abortion included which is an absurd $500)
What a dumb bitch. She could have easily haggled the price down to about 300 by claiming she was broke or low income.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Keith_Valentine
01/19/20 1:15:48 AM
#25:


Heartomaton posted...
The grass is always greener.

My relationships have left me extremely jaded and cold. I dont even care about love anymore, although it is nice when you are in it.

I know youve heard it over and over, but the best advice really is to lift weights. It gets results. If you really wana make a change, you have to lift and put in work. Even if youre ugly it works.
... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver
01/19/20 1:16:16 AM
#26:


Stabbed me to death

---
I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth
... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy
01/19/20 1:20:27 AM
#27:


Ate my ass

---
~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~
TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://imgur.com/zlaENmx
... Copied to Clipboard!
CultOfPhil
01/19/20 2:18:08 AM
#28:


SH_expert44 posted...
What a dumb bitch. She could have easily haggled the price down to about 300 by claiming she was broke or low income.

she had my CC so I dont think money was the issue. Apparently you go there, get a pill you take and then.. it happens at home. Explained the.. stain.. nvm no more details. You get the point. She told me the day after so yeahhhh.

I did have an ex take pills to OD but she had already done that. Mom called me, she got taken to the hospital but woke up enough to call and tell me she was ok but at that point I didnt care as it was the end. Coincidentally the ex before the other.

Never date online kids.

Another thing I remember was calling the cops to have her kicked out because I had come home from lunch. And they told me she didnt have to leave because Id let her stay there for awhile. It couldve been worse but all she stole was an Affliction hoodie and an Xbox controller lol
... Copied to Clipboard!
MisterPengy
01/19/20 2:33:55 AM
#29:


I was seeing a girl when I was young and foolish. Well every time I asked if she wanted to hang out, she couldn't - Either she was working or some thing else, but she made it seem like she really wanted to and was just too busy! Well my young naive self believed her. In my head I thought, Okay she's just being nice, she's trying to let me down gently and I was ready to accept that. But she explained in such detail every thing she had going on (family stuff I had known about already), and she wanted to hang out with me and just couldn't right then. So I was like okay, let's keep trying!

Next thing I knew I got a phone call from a police officer saying to stop contacting her. I was like Wut.

---
Bosses are immune to the eat command so it won't be possible to end the final boss fight of the game by eating it.
-VeghEsther
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1