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Kitt 01/17/20 1:45:27 PM #1:	He's sexist and I'm trying to be witty. Any good comebacks? --- Yeah! You Go, Boy! https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:933085133] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>He's sexist and I'm trying to be witty. Any good comebacks?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 01/17/20 1:45:46 PM #2:	just shut the fuck up and make my sandwich already holy shit <cite>Reis posted [p:933085145] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>just shut the fuck up and make my sandwich already holy shit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 01/17/20 1:46:19 PM #3:	Return with a piece of shit between two pieces of bread. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:933085173] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>Return with a piece of shit between two pieces of bread. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 01/17/20 1:46:20 PM #4:	The sounds of a garage door opening, followed by a car starting. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:933085174] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>The sounds of a garage door opening, followed by a car starting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 01/17/20 1:47:14 PM #5:	" poof, you're a sandwich" <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:933085213] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>" poof, you're a sandwich" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tupacrulez 01/17/20 1:48:01 PM #6:	Kitt posted... He's sexist and I'm trying to be witty. Any good comebacks? "If I can still walk after you nail me, you don't deserve a fucking sandwich" --- Suck less, Rock Moar Company I work for sends screwed up pieces out all the time.-r4xor, the professional welder. <cite>Tupacrulez posted [p:933085249] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>Kitt posted... </cite> <quote>He's sexist and I'm trying to be witty. Any good comebacks?</quote> "If I can still walk after you nail me, you don't deserve a fucking sandwich" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo the Hog 01/17/20 1:49:20 PM #7:	Go make a sandwich, but like a really nice one. Toasted and everything. Return to him and eat it in front of him. divot1338 posted... Return with a piece of shit between two pieces of bread. Or this. --- I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1 <cite>Hambo the Hog posted [p:933085307] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>Go make a sandwich, but like a really nice one. Toasted and everything. Return to him and eat it in front of him. divot1338 posted... </cite> <quote>Return with a piece of shit between two pieces of bread.</quote>Or this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BewmHedshot 01/17/20 1:49:32 PM #8:	"I'm dumping you because you're a lazy sexist" He'll laugh I guarantee it. --- Cavaliers: ONCE <cite>BewmHedshot posted [p:933085321] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>"I'm dumping you because you're a lazy sexist" He'll laugh I guarantee it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocDelicious 01/17/20 1:53:54 PM #9:	Get two pieces of bread, cover one in mustard, the other in mayo. Slap them on either side of his head, then put a piece of lettuce on top. Laugh smugly and say "now you're a sandwich". --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. <cite>DocDelicious posted [p:933085527] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>Get two pieces of bread, cover one in mustard, the other in mayo. Slap them on either side of his head, then put a piece of lettuce on top. Laugh smugly and say "now you're a sandwich". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Supernatural 01/17/20 1:54:59 PM #10:	You better come back with a damn sandwich. --- Carry on my wayward son. <cite>Supernatural posted [p:933085584] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>You better come back with a damn sandwich. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coh 01/17/20 1:55:11 PM #11:	In the time it's taken for you to think of woke responses, you could have just made him the sandwich <cite>coh posted [p:933085599] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>In the time it's taken for you to think of woke responses, you could have just made him the sandwich </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 01/17/20 1:56:16 PM #12:	Obviously you make your boyfriend into a sandwich. hands you an axe --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. <cite>Error1355 posted [p:933085653] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>Obviously you make your boyfriend into a sandwich. hands you an axe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evil_cricket 01/17/20 1:56:31 PM #13:	Insult his manhood. Say 'give me an orgasm for once' or 'sandwiches are for dicks over 2 inches' --- "It's good to be the king." <cite>evil_cricket posted [p:933085662] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>Insult his manhood. Say 'give me an orgasm for once' or 'sandwiches are for dicks over 2 inches' </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AsucaHayashi 01/17/20 1:57:08 PM #14:	this made me think of that joke that takes place on an airplane or something. it was definitely sandwich or "woman in kitchen" related but i can't remember it. does anyone know? --- http://abload.de/img/pcgamingxtuvt.jpg https://imgur.com/9Yv0R2Z <cite>AsucaHayashi posted [p:933085694] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>this made me think of that joke that takes place on an airplane or something. it was definitely sandwich or "woman in kitchen" related but i can't remember it. does anyone know? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MARKINGRAM22 01/17/20 1:57:12 PM #15:	Reis posted... just shut the fuck up and make my sandwich already holy shit <cite>MARKINGRAM22 posted [p:933085695] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>Reis posted... </cite> <quote>just shut the fuck up and make my sandwich already holy shit</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 01/17/20 1:59:00 PM #16:	evil_cricket posted... Insult his manhood. Say 'give me an orgasm for once' or 'sandwiches are for dicks over 2 inches' Oh, so you can eat sandwiches...? --- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:933085760] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>evil_cricket posted... </cite> <quote>Insult his manhood. Say 'give me an orgasm for once' or 'sandwiches are for dicks over 2 inches'</quote> Oh, so you can eat sandwiches...? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 01/17/20 1:59:49 PM #17:	Supernatural posted... You better come back with a damn sandwich. How dare you! --- Yeah! You Go, Boy! https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:933085804] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>Supernatural posted...</cite> <quote>You better come back with a damn sandwich. </quote> How dare you!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SapphireOfChaos 01/17/20 2:12:55 PM #18:	https://i.imgur.com/t2kQYqJ.jpg --- 3DS: 1590-4884-9269 \| Switch: SW-3337-1639-7884 Discord link: https://discord.gg/hDQ6rWb \| ''I reject your wit and substitute my own.'' - guwa <cite>SapphireOfChaos posted [p:933086369] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/t2kQYqJ.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 01/17/20 2:15:41 PM #19:	Make him a hot dog --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:933086492] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>Make him a hot dog </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spudger 01/17/20 2:18:05 PM #20:	Well its playing on gender roles so play on his Something like: get a job and provide for me you cuck --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html <cite>spudger posted [p:933086588] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>Well its playing on gender roles so play on his Something like: get a job and provide for me you cuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 01/17/20 2:20:00 PM #21:	SapphireOfChaos posted... https://i.imgur.com/t2kQYqJ.jpg haha, nice --- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:933086665] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>SapphireOfChaos posted... </cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/t2kQYqJ.jpg</quote> haha, nice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 01/17/20 2:20:24 PM #22:	SapphireOfChaos posted... https://i.imgur.com/t2kQYqJ.jpg lmao --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:933086677] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>SapphireOfChaos posted... </cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/t2kQYqJ.jpg</quote> lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 01/18/20 4:59:16 PM #23:	These are all good suggestions. Very, very good suggestions, yes. --- Yeah! You Go, Boy! https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:933139471] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>These are all good suggestions. Very, very good suggestions, yes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 01/18/20 5:14:56 PM #24:	Ask for for the phone numbers for two of his male friends so you can have a sandwich. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:933140107] in What's a g... [t:78339120]...</cite> <quote>Ask for for the phone numbers for two of his male friends so you can have a sandwich. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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